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Title: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
If I were a hostage, life on the line, I know who I'd want coming to my rescue.

I can see the crazy bald dwarf sitting in the theater, big tub of buttered popcorn, stubby little fat legs sticking straight out from the seat.
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Tue Mar 26, 2013, 09:26 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,672 posts)

Olympus has Fallen
Ok, if you like Morgan Freeman the actor, I do, he does a good job

If you like thrillers and don't mind some major holes, or are fully ignorant of hostage rescue...it's a good summer thriller, with plenty of booms and explosions and a cameo by Lawrence O'Donnell.
 
We know some of this, so our sense of credibility was gone in five minutes and we just spent the afternoon poking holes to a plot with holes the size of an Enterprise class ship. (Yes that one, the Enterprise D from Star Trek)
 
I still like Freeman's acting, but jaysus, Mac trucks lined abreast...but the explosions were pretty.
 
Oh and on a serious note...free spoiler. Who remembers the years before 911 when the Iraqis popped as bad guys here and there? Second movie the North Koreans have in the last six months..."Wolverines!"
 
That bothered me...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022572028
I'm sure she was appalled by the Seal tactics in Zero Dark Thirty.


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Tue Mar 26, 2013, 10:05 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,672 posts)

11. Oh the plot holes are spectacular.
The fx is ok.


Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2013, 09:53:16 PM
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Oh and on a serious note...free spoiler. Who remembers the years before 911 when the Iraqis popped as bad guys here and there? Second movie the North Koreans have in the last six months..."Wolverines!"

Stooooopid scrunt.  There was a reason that the NoKo's were the bad guys in the Red Dawn remake.  It was politically incorrect to use the Russians or the Chinese, because they watch American movies too.  Hollywood doesn't want to offend commies that watch their crap.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Airwolf on March 26, 2013, 10:55:40 PM
First of all the Enterprise -D was a Galaxy class Starship.  The original Enterprise was a Constitution class and so on. There was never an Enterprise class Starship. And her expertise on hostage taking is like everything else about her. Fat,dumb and stupid. Her brain must have fallen out through her asshole and hit the waste basket.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 26, 2013, 11:29:06 PM
Stooooopid scrunt.  There was a reason that the NoKo's were the bad guys in the Red Dawn remake.  It was politically incorrect to use the Russians or the Chinese, because they watch American movies too.  Hollywood doesn't want to offend commies that watch their crap.

Or own our paper.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 27, 2013, 01:45:19 AM
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If you like thrillers and don't mind some major holes, or are fully ignorant of hostage rescue...

I suppose we need to add Hostage Rescue Specialist and Navy SEAL to the fat blobs' resume?
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 01:54:48 AM
I suppose we need to add Hostage Rescue Specialist and Navy SEAL to the fat blobs' resume?

I love that CBS graphic!
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on March 27, 2013, 06:00:24 AM
Hey Nadine. All I have to say about your supposed expertise on hostage situations.... :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: You don't know sh*t about sh*t, and know one gives a f*ck about what you think. Just shut up and conserve oxygen for people who need it.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Big Dog on March 27, 2013, 06:50:00 AM
I suppose we need to add Hostage Rescue Specialist and Navy SEAL to the fat blobs' resume?

Does the Mexican Allied Military Red Cross get involved in hostage rescue? She was an EMT officer, after all.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ[/youtube]
Nads, Mexican hostage rescue unit commander, negotiating with barricaded desperado.

Wherre is your badge, Nads?
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2013, 07:34:55 AM
I can see the crazy bald dwarf sitting in the theater, big tub of buttered popcorn, stubby little fat legs sticking straight out from the seat.

That is awesome.

What a great comment.

Damn.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 27, 2013, 08:35:28 AM
I bet she's a real hoot to have in the room while pr0n is showing.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 27, 2013, 08:46:40 AM
Is movie critic on her resume?
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Big Dog on March 27, 2013, 09:05:29 AM
I bet she's a real hoot to have in the room while pr0n is showing.

"If you like thrillers and don't mind some major holes...We know some of this, so our sense of credibility was gone in five minutes."
  -Nadin Brzezinski Abbott, Porn Critic, San Diego Weekly Shopper
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on March 27, 2013, 09:18:12 AM
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I bet she's a real hoot to have in the room while pr0n is showing.

Well SGT, She's claimed that she's responded to EMT calls for folks in the pron industry, so it wouldn't surprise me if she felt that qualified her to comment on films of the pron persuasion.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 27, 2013, 09:31:07 AM
Does the Mexican Allied Military Red Cross get involved in hostage rescue? She was an EMT officer, after all.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ[/youtube]
Nads, Mexican hostage rescue unit commander, negotiating with barricaded desperado.

Wherre is your badge, Nads?


(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8440/7827007984_0fd78c49d5_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Karin on March 27, 2013, 10:57:26 AM
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(Yes that one, the Enterprise D from Star Trek)

NO!!!  Not that one!

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Oh and on a serious note...free spoiler. Who remembers the years before 911 when the Iraqis...blah blah blah..."Wolverines!"

She doesn't know what the word "spoiler" means, does she? 
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: FlaGator on March 27, 2013, 12:48:02 PM
Her review is very close to one that I read on Fox News the last week.
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Traveshamockery on March 28, 2013, 12:06:46 PM
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I can see the crazy bald dwarf sitting in the theater, big tub of buttered popcorn, stubby little fat legs sticking straight out from the seat.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can someone please Photoshop this?  I have no skills when it comes to Photoshop.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: dane on March 28, 2013, 02:33:19 PM
I've figured it out.  Most of the stuff coming from gNads' keyboard is bogus, innaccurate, or easily picked apart - and as a master prevaricator, she knows this.  When she has a nugget that she *really* wants people to believe, she prefaces it with 'trust me'.
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Trust me, they were huge
Title: Re: Movie Can't Fool nadin - Mexican Hostage Rescue Expert, Rapeller, And Medic
Post by: Skul on March 28, 2013, 07:17:14 PM
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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #10)
Tue Mar 26, 2013, 10:05 PM
nadinbrzezinski (117,752 posts)
11. Oh the plot holes are spectacular.

The fx is ok. 
What?
Translate please.