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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on March 24, 2013, 11:44:34 PM

Title: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Revolution on March 24, 2013, 11:44:34 PM
This is a poll, so I'm not gonna bring the whole thing over, but some of the choices given had me chuckling.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10022562264

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Agitate! Educate! Organize!

This has been one of their little slogans for years, and the only part they can get right is "agitate." The other two, they wouldn't know how to do if someone wrote instructions on their eyeballs.

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I haz m'own frickin brilliant ideas the which I might could share if you ain't gonna be a dickhead

 :rotf: Please, PLEASE share it whoever you are that voted this choice. I promise I won't be a dickhead. O-)

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ladjf (13,024 posts)

1. Step one: We need to regain control of the public education system. Without it, there is no

hope to achieve any enlightenment which is the key to liberal thinking.

Enlightenment? Got news for you, shit-brick, once you get off the LSD, shrooms, and other mind altering narcotics, even YOU may realize that what you were was not "enlightened." What you were was stoned.

And you already have a lot more control over the education system than you should. Why do you think idiot kids are going to college, getting liberal arts degrees, and exiting only to find that their area of expertise means exactly dick in the real world?

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MannyGoldstein (20,695 posts)

3. Elizabeth Warren 2016

Vote for Democrats. Real Democrats.

Who the hell wants to vote for an Indian??? (tongue in cheek comment, of course)
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 25, 2013, 05:52:17 AM
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ladjf (13,024 posts)

1. Step one: We need to regain control of the public education system. Without it, there is no

hope to achieve any enlightenment which is the key to liberal thinking.

Cute.  They're not even hiding their wish to indoctrinate.  All the more reason to get your kids out of government schools.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: txradioguy on March 25, 2013, 06:04:36 AM
Cute.  They're not even hiding their wish to indoctrinate.  All the more reason to get your kids out of government schools.

I want to know when they ever lost control of the public school system?

"Regain" would indicate taht somehow they lost their grip on brainwashing our kids.

Unless that's a subtle wish fof the Government to abolish home schooling and Charter Schools.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Gern on March 25, 2013, 06:20:02 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how perpetually miserable and unsatisfied these little turds are.

Democrats control the Senate.  Obummer was reelected.  Yet, they are still whining that the country isn't communist enough.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Karin on March 25, 2013, 07:21:47 AM
The question was, "what do we do to push the country left?"  There's a lot of blah blah blahing and navel-gazing, and Karl Marx quoting.  Then I saw this:

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)
Mon Mar 25, 2013, 12:47 AM
PufPuf23 (3,530 posts)
10. ...Make joining the military or being member of a conservative religion or otherwise a fascist stooge socially unpopular and a reason to be shunned in your community and family.
 

**** you and go to Hell.   :bird:

Excuse my French first thing on a Monday. 

Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 25, 2013, 07:51:25 AM
You know, we have a president that is supposedly a graduate of HAA-vard law school in constitutional law and he don't know jack-shit about the constitution.....well, that's the way it appears to me.

Kids today should be required to read the thoughts of the founding fathers on The Constitution and its first 10 amendments with special attention being paid to  #1 and #2.....then given a test which they must pass before being given a high school diploma. Damn the new math, how about some good old fashion history so we can clean up the mess liberals have made.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Rebel on March 25, 2013, 09:01:56 AM
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ladjf (13,024 posts)
1. Step one: We need to regain control of the public education system. Without it, there is no

hope to achieve any enlightenment which is the key to liberal thinking.

You've had control over it for over a half a century and it's gone from the #1 education system in the world to double digits, you f'n retard.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: miskie on March 25, 2013, 09:31:27 AM
Unless that's a subtle wish fof the Government to abolish home schooling and Charter Schools.

I believe that is exactly what it is -

They hate home schooling and charter schools- especially the latter.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 25, 2013, 09:36:09 AM
I want to know when they ever lost control of the public school system?

When Scott Walker's brown shirt mass-executed thousands of teachers.

Don't you keep up on common news for all right-thinking people?
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: J. M. Pyne on March 25, 2013, 11:21:20 AM
I see 5 DUmmies chose not to choose an option.  Is this an homage to Obama and his legislative record?
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 25, 2013, 11:30:58 AM
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ladjf (13,024 posts)
1. Step one: We need to regain control of the public education system. Without it, there is no hope to achieve any enlightenment  :stoner: :stoner: which is the key to liberal thinking.

There.

What is it with these tools?  They take every single Conservative observation of actual reality and turn it around to make their oblivious points.  

 
When Scott Walker's brown shirt mass-executed thousands of teachers.

Don't you keep up on common news for all right-thinking people?

Heh.  Cue "crying Madison Democracy boi"! 

[youtube=425,350]  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZX5TeUGWI [/youtube]
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Rebel on March 25, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
There.

What is it with these tools?  They take every single Conservative observation of actual reality and turn it around to make their oblivious points.  

 
Heh.  Cue "crying Madison Democracy boi"! 

[youtube=425,350]  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZX5TeUGWI [/youtube]

Why are liberals such pussies?


[youtube=425,350]oSo-MEiMbac[/youtube]
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Dori on March 25, 2013, 12:13:26 PM
Uh oh, I see a tombstone in this one's future

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Generation_Why (77 posts)

31. Have vigorous debates about holding a door open for someone.

And basically making any molehill subject into a mountain.


  :popcorn:
 

Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Wineslob on March 25, 2013, 01:41:01 PM
Why are liberals such pussies?


[youtube=425,350]oSo-MEiMbac[/youtube]


Let me just say '**** you" with a baseball bat.

Ya, they are little "twats", no offense to twats..................btw.    :-)
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Revolution on March 25, 2013, 02:18:09 PM

Heh.  Cue "crying Madison Democracy boi"!

[youtube=425,350]  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZX5TeUGWI [/youtube]

One of the best moments ever for this state. I remember Vicki McKenna playing that over, and over, and over again after it happened. Much to my extreme delight.

EDIT: 2:20. I had forgotten he called her.  :lmao: Didn't realize this video covered that until I just heard.
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: delilahmused on March 25, 2013, 02:58:54 PM
Why are liberals such pussies?


[youtube=425,350]oSo-MEiMbac[/youtube]

Said the trust fund baby who's going to college on mommy & daddy's dime. Who never had to have a part time job to afford school clothes, car payment or whatever else he wanted beyond the basic "roof over his head and food on his plate". Or hold 3 or 4 part time jobs to pay for college or to bundle up his toddlers and put them in their little red wagon in the middle of a snow storm to find firewood in the woods behind his house to feed the wood stove. Your problem, you whiny little bitch, is you've had too much help. Find your balls, son. How could any REAL woman (you know, the kind that showers and doesn't have armpit hair) be attracted to a man who has a bigger ***** than they do?

Cindie
Title: Re: Someone's a Funny Little DUmpmonkey (What Should We Do?)
Post by: Freeper on March 25, 2013, 06:02:57 PM
So much delusion in one thread. They actually claim that the same media that got 0bama elected and re elected is somehow right wing.  :mental: