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Title: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 23, 2013, 09:53:08 PM
One of my fictional spirit-guide friends screwed up and got assigned to guide a DUmmie back in January. My friend likes to joke around to pass to the time. He decided he'd have some fun with the DUmmie so he...well, hell...I'll just let her tell the story...

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Thu Jan 10, 2013, 04:40 AM
 NJCher (15,298 posts)

Experience I Had with the Trickster

I was roasting tomatoes the other day and I had two bags of cipollinis (small onions) that I wanted to include. I took one bag, parboiled them, and slipped them out of their skins and onto the roasting pan along with the tomatoes.

Seeing I had enough tomatoes to call for another bag of onions, I went back to the drawer where I store onions to get it. It was gone.

OK, I'm used to this. Misplace things all the time. I look in my ktichen, my butler's pantry, and on my dining room table. The onions are nowhere to be found.

I figure I overlooked them in the storage drawer, so I return to the utility room and search every single drawer. Not there.

I again go through all the rooms, looking for them. Can't find them. I repeated the previously described process a third time. There were no onions anywhere. I went through every single drawer a third time.

At this point I begin suspecting the Trickster. My friend I have mentioned here before, Anjali, had told me about a few instances where she yelled at the trickster and demanded he return her items and he did. A few of her psychic friends also did this and received their items back. So I was about to demand my onions back when a friend stopped by.

This is not a friend who would understand demanding some onions back from the trickster, so I had to keep my mouth shut. The whole time he was here, I was wishing he would leave so I could yell at the trickster.

Finally he left and as I saw his car exit down the road, I addressed the trickster. I said, "I want those onions back and I want them back now." When I said this, I was in my office, which is fairly close to my kitchen.

Now this is where even I have a hard time believing it, but it happened. I heard a "thunk" come from the utility room. Figuring it was a cat jumping off some piece of furniture, I went to check it out. No cat.

However, I was again in the utility room so I decided to check a fourth time for my onions. I opened the drawer and there they were.

Now, I know those onions were not in that drawer before. I had looked three separate times. And my friend was in my sight the whole time, so he didn't pick them up and put them there, either.

Was the the "thunk" I heard the onions being returned? I am chalking it up to that.

This amused me to no end, so I wanted to share the story with my friends here.

I have had a lot of trouble with missing objects over the years, so much so that I have implemented "rules" for where i put things. After this experience, I don't think my own absent-mindedness is the cause for all my missing objects.

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Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: miskie on March 23, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
Well, this may be all well and good now, but once that frisky fictional spirit guide and others like him start switching votes on Diebold systems....
Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: Big Dog on March 23, 2013, 10:30:32 PM
An excellent practical joke by this DUmmy's fictional spirit guide would be to fill every cabinet and drawer in the house with onions, when the DUmmy is not looking.

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Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: Freeper on March 23, 2013, 11:20:28 PM
The reality based community.  :mental:
Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 05:02:24 AM
Paging VRWC Agent Cab Bage . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: miskie on March 24, 2013, 06:38:40 AM
The reality based community.  :mental:

The primary reasons behind the beliefs of "The Reality Based Community" - in Venn diagram form ;

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IA5nokOFh84/THnwzI5t5jI/AAAAAAAAEZI/WDbNYsdik1s/s1600/Venn+Diagram+of+Psychoactive+Drugs.jpg)


That is all.
Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 24, 2013, 07:39:12 AM
Wonder if I were to shout at the "trickster, "I want all my taxes back", would I get them?
Title: Re: NJCher and onion stealing fictional spirit-guide
Post by: diesel driver on March 24, 2013, 08:03:02 AM
Wonder if I were to shout at the "trickster", "I want all my taxes back", would I get them?

Doubt it.

Even with those ears, Barry won't hear you.   :lmao: