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Title: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 23, 2013, 11:08:19 AM: Discuss
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 23, 2013, 11:19:52 AM: KKK.....the uniform is much cheaper.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: Rick on March 23, 2013, 11:41:25 AM: I wanted to go with the VRWC , but Deadly Vipers was my second chose.
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Post by: Dblhaul on March 23, 2013, 11:54:46 AM: IRS, because ya cant win aginst them.
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Post by: DLR Pyro on March 23, 2013, 12:01:53 PM: I didn't vote because you didn't include the BFEE in the poll.
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Post by: NHSparky on March 23, 2013, 08:54:47 PM: Yakuza...but those full-body tats are gonna HURT.
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Post by: Eupher on March 23, 2013, 09:50:27 PM: I didn't vote either, because "Chicago Democratic Political Machine" wasn't an option.
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Post by: ColonelCarrots on March 23, 2013, 10:08:56 PM: Sicilian Mafia
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 23, 2013, 11:08:19 AM
Discuss

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 08:04:01 AM: Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!

Exactly! Where's that option?
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: IassaFTots on March 24, 2013, 08:59:32 AM: IRS- Free Bullets!!!
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Post by: Linda on March 24, 2013, 09:28:22 AM: I voted for the American biker gang, fun transportation and bad ass guys to protect you.
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Post by: Mr Mannn on March 24, 2013, 10:21:01 AM: I voted the IRS. With Obama care just a year away, they have the ~~extortion~~ ummm, Insurance market all sewn up.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2013, 12:36:59 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 08:04:01 AM
Exactly! Where's that option?

All right-thinking people know that ALL of these groups are just Zionist front groups.

Pikers
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 02:28:23 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on March 24, 2013, 12:36:59 PM
All right-thinking people know that ALL of these groups are just Zionist front groups.

Pikers

:thatsright:

The IRS, then. I can always use free ammo.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 24, 2013, 02:31:12 PM: Where is the Democrat Party Crime Syndicate?

IRS aren't a crime family, just a bunch of street level thug enforcers.

Who make Star Trek parodies from time to time.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: Airwolf on March 24, 2013, 04:51:07 PM: The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. I hear they have plenty of openings now after their last adventure went bad.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: longview on March 24, 2013, 06:33:22 PM: I voted for the Jamaican whatever it's called. Only because it's cold and windy here and I was thinking I might catch a break in their "motherland." But, I follow on the idea of others and go with the IRS. They have an impeccable record.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM: Quote from: Airwolf on March 24, 2013, 04:51:07 PM
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. I hear they have plenty of openings now after their last adventure went bad.

:lmao:

H5!

I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!

(http://images3.alphacoders.com/216/216485.jpg)
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: Airwolf on March 24, 2013, 10:13:49 PM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
:lmao:

H5!

I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!

(http://images3.alphacoders.com/216/216485.jpg)

Yeah we may have to get that changed to something a bit more practical like this.

(http://someinterestingfacts.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/James-Bond.jpg)
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 25, 2013, 07:19:59 AM: Quote from: CactusCarlos on March 24, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
:lmao:

H5!

I don't think I can do the uniform the justice that she did tho!

(http://images3.alphacoders.com/216/216485.jpg)

That's why I like the KKK uniform....cheap and one size fits all....well, maybe not the foodstamp poor. They might need a king size sheet.
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Post by: njpines on March 25, 2013, 12:07:52 PM: I didn't see the Homeland Security choice . . .
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Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 25, 2013, 12:37:16 PM: Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on March 23, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!

Ironically, they have a literally-racist attitude about joining, so I can see why he left them out.

I went with the Russians, I speak Russkii well enough to get up to speed in it, and I wouldn't have to learn a difficult Oriental lingo like Mandarin, Japanese, or IRS Code.
Title: Re: When I join an organized crime family I'll join the
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 25, 2013, 12:42:52 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 25, 2013, 12:37:16 PM
Ironically, they have a literally-racist attitude about joining, so I can see why he left them out.

I went with the Russians, I speak Russkii well enough to get up to speed in it, and I wouldn't have to learn a difficult Oriental lingo like Mandarin, Japanese, or IRS Code.

Millions speak it, none understand it.