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Title: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 01:47:44 PM: WE's Bouncy Ball Post!!

I went out to lunch this afternoon and ran into "edwards people". there were probably 5 or 6 on all four corners of a fairly major intersection downtown (which probably constitutes his entire following in Charleston) and they were holding up either the standard edwards sign, or some childishly scrawled sign saying "health care for everyone", "freedom from poverty for everyone", and (my fave) "college for everyone". hey, everyone gets everything in an edwards administration. it is 45 degrees today, so all of us southerners think we're on the verge of frostbite in the first place, and very cranky on that account.

I had to stand next to the guy holding the "college for everyone" (and God knows he looked like he needed it) sign long enough for the light to change to "walk", and he tried to give me a flyer. I sneered at him, "Why is your candidate still in the race? He has come in third in every primary for the past 5 f*cking years. You know what you are if you lose enough times? You're a loser."

The light changed to "walk" at the end of the exchange, and my buddy shoved me towards the crosswalk (well, actually he shoved me into the crosswalk :whatever:) before I got to the part about the candidate's sexual preferences.

. . . and it happened just that way. :bouncy: :bouncy:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Lord Undies on January 16, 2008, 03:01:32 PM: I had two Amish people come to my door today to try and sell me an Edwards t-shirt. When I refused, they told me to "go with God". At least I think it was "go with God".
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Dixie*Darling on January 16, 2008, 04:29:10 PM: :bs2flag:

Your story didn't start with "So ...", therefore, I call BS!
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:33:38 PM: More Edwards voters in New Hampshire a couple of months ago:

(http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/HealthcareVolunteer.jpg)

Looks like that's the heaviest thing she's carried in months. Oh, and read the sleeve--SEIU (Service Employees International Union). Real 1930's Marxists, those guys...
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: jtyangel on January 16, 2008, 04:40:11 PM: I'm debating whether to rate this with bong pipes or cigars. :confused:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 04:46:39 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
More Edwards voters in New Hampshire a couple of months ago:

(http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/HealthcareVolunteer.jpg)

Looks like that's the heaviest thing she's carried in months. Oh, and read the sleeve--SEIU (Service Employees International Union). Real 1930's Marxists, those guys...

"I'm a health care voter?"

:bwah:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 16, 2008, 04:48:41 PM: You should slapped that plate of pie out of her hand and given her a celery stalk.
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:53:42 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 04:46:39 PM

"I'm a health care voter?"

:bwah:

Would it surprise ya if that was one of the Seacoastconnects Ronulans?
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 05:43:37 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 16, 2008, 04:46:39 PM

"I'm a health care voter?"

:bwah:

Would it surprise ya if that was one of the Seacoastconnects Ronulans?

yep. her shirt would have said something about the joooooos if she was a ronulan.
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: overlord on January 16, 2008, 07:33:10 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I'm debating whether to rate this with bong pipes or cigars. :confused:

I'm pretty sure in WE's case you're supposed to use booze. Not that that's a bad thing mind you :cheersmate:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 17, 2008, 12:23:58 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
... Oh, and read the sleeve--SEIU (Service Employees International Union). Real 1930's Marxists, those guys...
Indeed.

Back when I was first gettting into photoshops during Kerry's 2004 abortion, I happened across cpusa.com (Communist Party USA) they were very proud of their protests in support of Mr Kerry (although the Paulistinians have since taught me that just because a group supports you doesn't necessarily mean you're one of them).
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Ree on January 17, 2008, 01:47:58 PM: Four bottles of beer...No one jumped outta the bushes. If ya had that I'dhave gave it a six-pack. :beer:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Rebel Yell on January 17, 2008, 02:04:12 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
More Edwards voters in New Hampshire a couple of months ago:

(http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/HealthcareVolunteer.jpg)

Looks like that's the heaviest thing she's carried in months. Oh, and read the sleeve--SEIU (Service Employees International Union). Real 1930's Marxists, those guys...

When did Michael Moore let his hair grow out?
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: jtyangel on January 17, 2008, 02:59:47 PM: Quote from: overlord on January 16, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I'm debating whether to rate this with bong pipes or cigars. :confused:

I'm pretty sure in WE's case you're supposed to use booze. Not that that's a bad thing mind you :cheersmate:

Now to decide between bourbon or beer.
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Wretched Excess on January 17, 2008, 03:02:45 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on January 17, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Quote from: overlord on January 16, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I'm debating whether to rate this with bong pipes or cigars. :confused:

I'm pretty sure in WE's case you're supposed to use booze. Not that that's a bad thing mind you :cheersmate:

Now to decide between bourbon or beer.

start with beer, and then change octanes. that always works out well. :hyper:
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: Chris_ on January 17, 2008, 03:04:12 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 16, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
More Edwards voters in New Hampshire a couple of months ago:

(http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/HealthcareVolunteer.jpg)

Looks like that's the heaviest thing she's carried in months. Oh, and read the sleeve--SEIU (Service Employees International Union). Real 1930's Marxists, those guys...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/Spiritshot/Randomly%20Funny/I_Beat_Anorexia_T-Shirt.jpg)
Title: Re: WE's Bouncyball post!!
Post by: jtyangel on January 17, 2008, 03:05:53 PM: Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 17, 2008, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on January 17, 2008, 02:59:47 PM
Quote from: overlord on January 16, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on January 16, 2008, 04:40:11 PM
I'm debating whether to rate this with bong pipes or cigars. :confused:

I'm pretty sure in WE's case you're supposed to use booze. Not that that's a bad thing mind you :cheersmate:

Now to decide between bourbon or beer.

start with beer, and then change octanes. that always works out well. :hyper:

:hyper:I sense happy hour goodness in our future. :hyper: