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Title: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2013, 07:38:05 PM
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FourScore (7,766 posts)

From facebook -- If Obama Were White

(http://i50.tinypic.com/16igugm.jpg)

Yes they really are this stupid.

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MadHound (33,886 posts)
2. Nah, they'd be doing what they did to Bill Clinton,

Create idiotic conspiracy theories, and try to impeach him over a sex scandal. The fact of the matter is that the rabid right wing in this country is going to go after every Democratic president hammer and tongs.

Like you goons didn't go after Bush with imaginary crimes. At least Clintoon was impeached for a real crime not some made up bullshit.

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Politicalboi (9,057 posts)
25. Damn it! Haven't you been listening

It's Benghazi. 4 people died and Hillary was asleep. Never mind 9/11 where our Secretary of Defense was helping victims at the Pentagon, or that Bush had a Bin Laden at the WH on 9/11. It's Benghazi!, Benghazi!, Benghazi!

He put in the laughing icons at the end of that post. Yeah Benghazi is funny to this asshole.


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graham4anything (6,302 posts)
20. I happen to love President Obama, best President since LBJ, rivals FDR and Lincoln.

Can't think of even one reason I would not want a continuation forever.

Hillary/Napolitano 2016/2020

 :mental:

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olddots (579 posts)
27. If Obama was 100% caucasion

the turd maggots would complain that he had a high enough IQ to be president ,could speak eloquently and walk & chew gum at the same time.

 :whatever:

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Soliveindenialthen (6 posts)
32. If he were white would he even be a Democrat when has admitted he is more of a Moderate

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Republican in the mold of Reagan?

Did the GOP's crazy and racism cause him to run as a Democrat where he could get elected instead of as a Moderate Republican where he would have has a much more difficult time?

President Obama sure is not the very Liberal Democrat that he is accused of being by the right and if he were a Moderate Republican they would hate him just as much like they do to all Moderate Republicans anyway.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Has to be a mole poking the DUmmies.

Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 20, 2013, 07:44:52 PM
They photoshopped Dumbo's ears.

If Obama was white, then the DUmmies race card wouldn't be so worn and faded.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 20, 2013, 07:48:48 PM
He'd still be a Chicago wardheeler.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: ChuckJ on March 20, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
They photoshopped Dumbo's ears.

If Obama was white, then the DUmmies race card wouldn't be so worn and faded.

Yep. If he was white he would have never been elected.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: movie buff on March 20, 2013, 08:10:43 PM
"or that Bush had a Bin Laden at the WH on 9/11."
Liberals like the DUmmies and other conspiracy theorists have been bringing that up for years to try and claim that Bush was behind 9/11 or something. However, any kind of link between Bush and the bin Laden family is a moot point, for three reasons:
1. The bin Ladens are a very large, very wealthy, and very influential/ well- connected family. It would be nearly impossible to do any kind of business deals in the Middle East without at least one bin Laden being involved somehow.
2. With the obvious exception of Osama, the bin Laden family is known for being very friendly and cooperative towards the West.
3. (And this is a big one) Tying in somewhat to point #2, Osama was always the black sheep of his family. He was an illegitimate son to begin with, born from one of his father's concubines rather than one of the legitimate family matriarchs. The bin Laden family officially disowned Osama when he was in his twenties due to how radical and unhinged he had become. When 9/11 happened, none of his family had spoken to him for years.
So, attempting to link the Bushes and the bin Ladens really doesn't prove anything.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2013, 08:14:42 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/16igugm.jpg)

If Obama were white, he never would have gotten anywhere with that awful haircut.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Dori on March 20, 2013, 08:24:45 PM
Wouldn't have changed anything for me.  If Condi Rice had been white, would they have thought anything different about her?  Well at least maybe they wouldn't have called her a house n*****. 
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2013, 08:26:21 PM
Wouldn't have changed anything for me.  If Condi Rice had been white, would they have thought anything different about her?  Well at least maybe they wouldn't have called her a house n*****. 
They would have found another name for her.  You know how liberals are so kind and tolerant of women that disagree with them.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2013, 08:31:34 PM
Wouldn't have changed anything for me.  If Condi Rice had been white, would they have thought anything different about her?  Well at least maybe they wouldn't have called her a house n*****. 

Exactly.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Carl on March 20, 2013, 08:45:29 PM
He would still be incompetent,lazy and dumb.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2013, 08:48:58 PM
He would still be incompetent,lazy and dumb.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2q0syz5.jpg)

 :tongue:
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 20, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
"If?!!!" I thought 0bama was white!
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 20, 2013, 08:52:44 PM
Yep. If he was white he would have never been elected.

Exactly.  There's no way that, all other things being equal, a junior senator with no accomplishments takes out the Clinton machine and beats a Vietnam veteran in the middle of a war.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 20, 2013, 08:54:48 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/16igugm.jpg)

If Obama were white, he never would have gotten anywhere with that awful haircut.

I think that's Madcow's hair.
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 20, 2013, 09:01:04 PM
Yep. If he was white he would have never been elected.
and he would have never gotten over 90% of the black vote.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Delmar on March 20, 2013, 09:02:22 PM
If Obama were white, the dolt wouldn't even have been elected to the Illinois state senate.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 20, 2013, 09:36:28 PM
If 0bama were white, Hilary would have been the nominee in 2008.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Skul on March 20, 2013, 11:46:23 PM
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FourScore (7,766 posts)

From facebook -- If Obama Were White
He's also half white, so why even say he's black?
So typical of the primitives to favor one race above another.
I guess their racists, after all.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: longview on March 21, 2013, 12:10:21 AM
He's also half white, so why even say he's black?
So typical of the primitives to favor one race above another.
I guess their racists, after all.

That was my question?  Dinks.  I don't like the way he thinks.  I don't like his ideas.  I disagree with him on darn near everything.  Well, really everything, but there's got to be something we'd agree on.  Maybe air.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Revolution on March 21, 2013, 04:30:17 AM
If Obumbles were white.....












































I'd still hate his guts.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Gina on March 21, 2013, 06:51:41 AM
Why do they want him to be white so bad?  :mental:
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Karin on March 21, 2013, 07:18:07 AM
I can add nothing more, except why did the photoshopper choose such awful hair for him?  Looks like he cut it himself, with a carrot peeler. 
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2013, 09:48:30 AM
I can add nothing more, except why did the photoshopper choose such awful hair for him?  Looks like he cut it himself, with a carrot peeler. 

The metrosexual look for the girly-menz.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 21, 2013, 02:04:53 PM
If Obama Were White...
...he would still throw like a sissy.
...he would still wear mom jeans.
...he would still tee off from the ladies tees.
...he would still be thin-skinned.
...he would still be a SCFOAMF.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: thundley4 on March 21, 2013, 04:35:53 PM
If Obama Were White...
...he would still throw like a sissy.
...he would still wear mom jeans.
...he would still tee off from the ladies tees.
...he would still be thin-skinned.
...he would still be a SCFOAMF.


He would be more open about being gay.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 21, 2013, 05:34:22 PM
He would be more open about being gay.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what about little Gamalia and Shemalia?

Where did they come from?

Does this involve The Reverend Jackson?
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: thundley4 on March 21, 2013, 05:41:11 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what about little Gamalia and Shemalia?

Where did they come from?

Does this involve The Reverend Jackson?

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Reggie Love

Reginald L. Love (born April 29, 1981) served as the special assistant and personal aide, commonly referred to as body man for taking care of the president's needs, to United States President Barack Obama

Maybe Reggie was a switch hitter?
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Skul on March 22, 2013, 12:01:03 AM
Pitcher or catcher?
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 22, 2013, 12:17:01 AM
If he was white, he'd be flipping burgers.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Skul on March 22, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Still a sweep.
Gonna catch hell for it, still a sweep.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: RobJohnson on March 22, 2013, 02:32:43 AM
I can add nothing more, except why did the photoshopper choose such awful hair for him?  Looks like he cut it himself, with a carrot peeler. 

He has the bull dyke look to him in that photoshop.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 22, 2013, 12:16:19 PM
Obama regardless of race is a corrupt Chicago politician.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Splashdown on March 22, 2013, 12:44:10 PM
If 0'bama were white, he wouldn't have been re-elected.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: delilahmused on March 22, 2013, 01:15:54 PM
Good freaking racist idiots on a stick! Hey you low information DUmmies: THE GUY IS HALF WHITE. HIS MOTHER IS WHITE. HE WAS RAISED BY RICH WHITE PEOPLE. HE WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL THAT ONLY THE RICH CAN AFFORD TO ATTEND. IN CHICAGO, MOST OF HIS FRIENDS ARE WHITE. MANY ARE SLUM LORDS. You guys are so freaking superficial. Get beyond the race already. You're like a broken record. Do you really think, if the guy were white every conservative would suddenly say, "Oh, wow! I get it now! Just sign me up for every freaking socialist dream he has!"

As for the First Wookie, I don't give a flying rat's ass what show she goes on. I just wish she'd do it with a smaller staff, LIKE EVERY OTHER FIRST LADY IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY!

Oh, and how about this: Why does he pay the women who work for him less than the men? Guess misogyny is okay when you're half black and doing everything you can to turn your country into a 3rd world dictatorship.

Cindie

Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: Dori on March 22, 2013, 01:19:54 PM
Good freaking racist idiots on a stick! Hey you low information DUmmies: THE GUY IS HALF WHITE. HIS MOTHER IS WHITE. HE WAS RAISED BY RICH WHITE PEOPLE. HE WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL THAT ONLY THE RICH CAN AFFORD TO ATTEND. IN CHICAGO, MOST OF HIS FRIENDS ARE WHITE. MANY ARE SLUM LORDS. You guys are so freaking superficial. Get beyond the race already. You're like a broken record. Do you really think, if the guy were white every conservative would suddenly say, "Oh, wow! I get it now! Just sign me up for every freaking socialist dream he has!"

As for the First Wookie, I don't give a flying rat's ass what show she goes on. I just wish she'd do it with a smaller staff, LIKE EVERY OTHER FIRST LADY IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY!

Oh, and how about this: Why does he pay the women who work for him less than the men? Guess misogyny is okay when you're half black and doing everything you can to turn your country into a 3rd world dictatorship.

Cindie

:hi5:
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 22, 2013, 07:45:51 PM
A better question would be is what if obumbles was a republican?   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 22, 2013, 09:11:50 PM
A better question would be is what if obumbles was a republican?   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
the left would be calling him uncle tom.
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 22, 2013, 09:15:10 PM
the left would be calling him uncle tom.

And attacking him relentlessly over the crappy economy. Like they did Bush when the unemployment rate was an astronomical 5 percent.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 23, 2013, 06:29:15 PM
And attacking him relentlessly over the crappy economy. Like they did Bush when the unemployment rate was an astronomical 5 percent.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

Even at 5% DUmmies couldn't find a job and wouldn't hold long if they did.....just long enough to piss it away or get an unemployment check.
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 23, 2013, 07:25:03 PM
Even at 5% DUmmies couldn't find a job and wouldn't hold long if they did.....just long enough to piss it away or get an unemployment check.

I'm reminded of a dummie back then JReb, went by the handle of mrh. Supposedly was an engineer. Not sure what kind, it had something to do with the oil industry. He kept complaining that he was unemployed for 5 years under the horrible Bush economy. Supposedly had a masters in it and had like 30 years experience. Complained often. I thought to myself at the time that he must be a lousy engineer or can't pass a drug test. Dunno whatever happened to him. Maybe he went to work for Chavez.

Dummies are losers. You could give them a billion dollars and they would be broke in less than a year.
Title: Re: Re: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2013, 04:45:43 AM
Dummies are losers. You could give them a billion dollars and they would be broke in less than a year.

Or dead from a drug overdose/drug violence.
Title: Re: From facebook -- If Obama Were White
Post by: miskie on March 24, 2013, 07:04:57 AM
Looking at that Photoshop, I believe if 'Obama were white', he would be a gay-rights activist, who spends most of his free time either at The Castro or P-Town.