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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on March 20, 2013, 06:25:14 PM

Title: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 20, 2013, 06:25:14 PM
You will notice that I used "deux" in the title. If I'm not mistaken that is the French word for "two". By DUmmie standards that means this poll is much more official and important than the last poll.

You've just read an article that discussed a drone strike ordered by President Bush that killed a gathering of known terrorists. As a true blue liberal lunatic you call President Bush a warmonger and demand he is frog-marched for war crimes. You announce your condolences to the families of the 'peace-loving' terrorists who were killed. You call all drone strikes illegal and immoral and call for them to stop. You lament the intolerance toward the Islamic extremist and call for Christianity to be banned as a step toward religious tolerance.

Then you notice that it was actually a drone strike ordered by Bronco Bama and that it was children at a daycare that were killed instead of terrorists. What do you do?
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2013, 06:30:12 PM
Remain silent until the talking points are issued from MSNBC.

Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: Mike220 on March 20, 2013, 06:32:59 PM
Wait for MSDNC to tell us what to say, and blame it on the Jooooos since we are fighting for them.
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 20, 2013, 06:34:27 PM
Remain silent until the talking points are issued from MSNBC.



You know what's sad. I had too many words in the question field so a lot of it was cut. I didn't know what to do. So I replaced everything in the question field with just "what would you do?". I was still concerned about the actual question/setup only being in the body of my post. Then after looking at it I realized that it didn't matter. Those same answers would work with almost any question. That's sad.
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 20, 2013, 06:48:39 PM
All of the above.

It's kinda like performance art, watching them contort themselves into all sorts of shapes and combinations, trying to justify an action that, just a few short years ago, they were calling for President Bush to be frog-marched to The Hague for--simply because their guy is now doing it.  But then, I feel kinda dirty for comparing what they do to what performance artists do. ::)
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: Doc Savage on March 20, 2013, 07:06:34 PM
DENY DENY DENY
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: Freeper on March 20, 2013, 07:25:25 PM
You know what's sad. I had too many words in the question field so a lot of it was cut. I didn't know what to do. So I replaced everything in the question field with just "what would you do?". I was still concerned about the actual question/setup only being in the body of my post. Then after looking at it I realized that it didn't matter. Those same answers would work with almost any question. That's sad.

They are DUmmies after all.

Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 20, 2013, 07:27:09 PM
Again, I picked 'Two or more.'  The second from last - wait for talking points - would be the main reaction, but several of the other reality-denial behaviors would be well-represented also.
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: Karin on March 21, 2013, 07:30:03 AM
Hands down, the second from last.  Wait for the talking points, then spout them incessantly. 
Title: Re: Part deux - Thinking like a DUmmie
Post by: jukin on March 21, 2013, 09:39:50 AM
I'm with DAT.

All of them would be used but waiting for orders from an elite would be ranked highest but "Ignoring Facts" are an ever present DUmmy feature. Which, of course, is what a democrat party member elite's talking point(s) are all about.