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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on March 20, 2013, 06:24:02 PM
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Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/proof-that-every-rabbit-in-the-history-of-cinema-has-been-evil.php
Filthy sodomite rabbits in movies are evil and are bent on destroying humanity.
ALL SOUL DAMNING BACK SLIDING RABBITS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD WILL RAIN HIS WRATH ON FILTHY VERMINISTIC PTARMIGAN OPPRESSING BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evil or not, Bugs Bunny was a good actor.
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Thumper wasn't on the list.
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Evil or not, Bugs Bunny was a good actor.
Bugs Bunny is a filthy sodomite beast.
Thumper wasn't on the list.
The website says that all rabbits in movie are evil whether Thumper is in it or not.
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Blackavar phoned me.
He see's you!
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Blackavar phoned me.
He see's you!
Blackavar will be seeing Hell. :lmao:
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Roger Rabbit was innocent! And he was vindicated in the end.
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"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude. What could anyone have against him?
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"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude. What could anyone have against him?
I swear I choke up every time I read that story! :bawl:
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And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.
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What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs
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And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.
Combined with every grouse on either FoodTV or the Outdoor Channel.
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What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs
He's like Obama, he steals from others to spread the wealth.
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Roger Rabbit was innocent! And he was vindicated in the end.
Roger Rabbit is guilty like every filthy sodomite bunnies. Rpger Rabbit deserves to be executed.
"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude. What could anyone have against him?
The Velveteen Rabbit is a tool to brainwash humans.
And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.
Combined with every grouse on either FoodTV or the Outdoor Channel.
FoodTV and Outdoor Channel are promoting suicide for the human race when each ptarmigan and grouse are killed.
What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs
Peter Cottontail steals ptarmigan eggs and passes as Easter Eggs. Peter Cottontail is another sould damning ptarmigan oppressing vermin.
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So what do you make of this Ptarmy?
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)
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I can't seem to figure out the problem here. And that bunny in the obama picture is just a scout. He is incognito. That was Johnson. Good Ol' Johnson.
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I can't seem to figure out the problem here. And that bunny in the obama picture is just a scout. He is incognito. That was Johnson. Good Ol' Johnson.
I've heard that Obama is not averse to having a Johnson behind him.
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I've heard that Obama is not averse to having a Johnson behind him.
He's that good.
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So what do you make of this Ptarmy?
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)
Obama and all the politicians are puppets for rabbits. Rabbits are drive everything behind the scene.
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So what do you make of this Ptarmy?
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)
It looks to me as if the Easter Bunny is shadowing the Obamessiah.
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Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
That's why I carry a Ptarmigan's foot for good luck.
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For your pleasure....
Southern Fried Rabbit With Gravy
1/3 c. flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. black pepper
1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 rabbit cut up
vegetable oil
3 T. flour
1 1/2 c. milk or chicken broth
salt and pepper
brown bouquet sauce
In a lg. plastic food-storage bag, combine 1/3 c. flour, the salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Shake to mix. Add rabbit pieces and shake to coat.
In a lg. skillet, heat 1/4" of oil over med-high heat until hot. Add coated meat. Brown on all sides. Reduce heat and cover tightly. Cook over very low heat until tender, 20-25 mins., turning pieces once. Remove cover, and cook 5 mins. longer to crisp. Transfer meat to plate lined with paper towels. Set aside to keep warm.
Discard all but 3 T. oil. Over med. heat, stir flour into reserved oil. Blend in milk. Cook over med. heat, stirring constantly, until thicked and bubbly. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add bouquet sauce if darker color is desired. Serve gravy with meat.
...or...
Pan-Fried Ptarmigan Breast
Lettuce
4 boneless chest of ptarmigan
3 tbs mountain cloudberries
Dressing
Salt; pepper and thyme
3 1/2 oz sour cream
7oz mushrooms
4 tsp balsamic vinegar
1 boneless chest of ptarmigan for each person.
Spice them with salt and pepper to taste and place into a hot frying pan to brown on each side. Then roast in the oven for 3-4 minutes at 400F.
Saute the mushrooms for 3 to 4 minutes. Add the balsamic vinegar, and the salt, pepper and thyme to taste. Mix the cloudberries into the sour cream, and add the salt, pepper and thyme to taste.
Serve the dish with lettuce, dressing and red current jelly.
Let the juices flow.........(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/yum.gif)
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That's why I carry a Ptarmigan's foot for good luck.
Ptarmigan foot gives you bad luck. It unleashes God's angry wrath on rabbits, gyrfalcon, goshawks, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels. :fuelfire:
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For your pleasure....
...or...
Let the juices flow.........(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/yum.gif)
I want to cook rabbits in multiple incinerators.
(http://incineratorfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/incinerator2large.jpg)
:fuelfire: :evillaugh: