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Title: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 20, 2013, 06:24:02 PM
Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/proof-that-every-rabbit-in-the-history-of-cinema-has-been-evil.php

Filthy sodomite rabbits in movies are evil and are bent on destroying humanity.
ALL SOUL DAMNING BACK SLIDING RABBITS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD WILL RAIN HIS WRATH ON FILTHY VERMINISTIC PTARMIGAN OPPRESSING BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: ChuckJ on March 20, 2013, 06:50:33 PM
Evil or not, Bugs Bunny was a good actor.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: thundley4 on March 20, 2013, 06:56:13 PM
Thumper wasn't on the list.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 20, 2013, 06:58:06 PM
Evil or not, Bugs Bunny was a good actor.
Bugs Bunny is a filthy sodomite beast.

Thumper wasn't on the list.
The website says that all rabbits in movie are evil whether Thumper is in it or not.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 20, 2013, 07:01:27 PM
Blackavar phoned me.

He see's you!
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 20, 2013, 07:04:18 PM
Blackavar phoned me.

He see's you!

Blackavar will be seeing Hell.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 20, 2013, 07:48:47 PM
Roger Rabbit was innocent! And he was vindicated in the end.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: longview on March 21, 2013, 12:19:39 AM
"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude.  What could anyone have against him? 
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: njpines on March 21, 2013, 10:16:03 AM
"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude.  What could anyone have against him? 

I swear I choke up every time I read that story!  :bawl:
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 21, 2013, 11:20:59 AM
And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: seahorse513 on March 21, 2013, 12:20:35 PM
What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 21, 2013, 12:31:57 PM
And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.

Combined with every grouse on either FoodTV or the Outdoor Channel.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Dori on March 21, 2013, 01:27:36 PM
What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs

He's like Obama, he steals from others to spread the wealth. 
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 21, 2013, 01:32:37 PM
Roger Rabbit was innocent! And he was vindicated in the end.
Roger Rabbit is guilty like every filthy sodomite bunnies. Rpger Rabbit deserves to be executed.

"The Velveteen Rabbit," dude.  What could anyone have against him?  
The Velveteen Rabbit is a tool to brainwash humans.

And every ptarmigan to appear on FoodTV has been delicious.

Combined with every grouse on either FoodTV or the Outdoor Channel.
FoodTV and Outdoor Channel are promoting suicide for the human race when each ptarmigan and grouse are killed.

What about PeterCottontail Rabbit?? He delivers Easter Eggs
Peter Cottontail steals ptarmigan eggs and passes as Easter Eggs. Peter Cottontail is another sould damning ptarmigan oppressing vermin.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 21, 2013, 02:22:27 PM
So what do you make of this Ptarmy?

(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: ColonelCarrots on March 21, 2013, 02:28:08 PM
I can't seem to figure out the problem here. And that bunny in the obama picture is just a scout. He is incognito. That was Johnson. Good Ol' Johnson.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: thundley4 on March 21, 2013, 04:33:43 PM
I can't seem to figure out the problem here. And that bunny in the obama picture is just a scout. He is incognito. That was Johnson. Good Ol' Johnson.


I've heard that Obama is not averse to having a Johnson behind him.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: ColonelCarrots on March 21, 2013, 05:21:46 PM

I've heard that Obama is not averse to having a Johnson behind him.
He's that good.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 21, 2013, 07:04:04 PM
So what do you make of this Ptarmy?

(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)

Obama and all the politicians are puppets for rabbits. Rabbits are drive everything behind the scene.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 22, 2013, 07:45:40 AM
So what do you make of this Ptarmy?

(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh497/FlippyDoo1/Barack-Obama-Easter-Bunnyjpgx_zps61822e7f.jpg)

It looks to me as if the Easter Bunny is shadowing the Obamessiah.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Undies on March 22, 2013, 08:19:48 AM
Quote
Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil

That's why I carry a Ptarmigan's foot for good luck.
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: marv on March 22, 2013, 10:05:26 AM
For your pleasure....
Quote
Southern Fried Rabbit With Gravy
1/3 c. flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. black pepper
1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 rabbit  cut up
vegetable oil
3 T. flour
1 1/2 c. milk or chicken broth
salt and pepper
brown bouquet sauce

In a lg. plastic food-storage bag, combine 1/3 c. flour, the salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper. Shake to mix. Add rabbit pieces and shake to coat.

In a lg. skillet, heat 1/4" of oil over med-high heat until hot. Add coated meat. Brown on all sides. Reduce heat and cover tightly. Cook over very low heat until tender, 20-25 mins.,  turning pieces once. Remove cover, and cook 5 mins. longer to crisp. Transfer meat to plate lined with paper towels. Set aside to keep warm.

Discard all but 3 T. oil. Over med. heat, stir flour into reserved oil. Blend in milk. Cook over med. heat, stirring constantly, until thicked and bubbly. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add bouquet sauce if darker color is desired. Serve gravy with meat.

...or...

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Pan-Fried Ptarmigan Breast
Lettuce
4 boneless chest of ptarmigan
3 tbs mountain cloudberries

Dressing
Salt; pepper and thyme
3 1/2 oz sour cream
7oz mushrooms
4 tsp balsamic vinegar

1 boneless chest of ptarmigan for each person.

Spice them with salt and pepper to taste and place into a hot frying pan to brown on each side. Then roast in the oven for 3-4 minutes at 400F.

Saute the mushrooms for 3 to 4 minutes. Add the balsamic vinegar, and the salt, pepper and thyme to taste. Mix the cloudberries into the sour cream, and add the salt, pepper and thyme to taste.

Serve the dish with lettuce, dressing and red current jelly.

Let the juices flow.........(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/yum.gif)
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 22, 2013, 11:11:22 AM
That's why I carry a Ptarmigan's foot for good luck.

Ptarmigan foot gives you bad luck. It unleashes God's angry wrath on rabbits, gyrfalcon, goshawks, ermines, magpies, and ground squirrels.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Proof That Every Rabbit In The History Of Cinema Has Been Evil
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 22, 2013, 11:13:10 AM
For your pleasure....
...or...

Let the juices flow.........(http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/yum.gif)


I want to cook rabbits in multiple incinerators.

(http://incineratorfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/incinerator2large.jpg)

 :fuelfire: :evillaugh: