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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Big Dog on March 20, 2013, 04:03:38 PM
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YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO STUDY DUCK DICKS (http://recovery-and-reinvestment-act.theblaze.com/l/23630/Sexual-Conflict-Social-Behavior-and-the-Evolution-of-Waterfowl-Genitalia)
The National Science Foundation awarded a $389,949 grant to Yale University to study duck penises.
It's good to see this important study escaped the sequester chopping block.
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YOUR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO STUDY DUCK DICKS (http://recovery-and-reinvestment-act.theblaze.com/l/23630/Sexual-Conflict-Social-Behavior-and-the-Evolution-of-Waterfowl-Genitalia)
The National Science Foundation awarded a $389,949 grant to Yale University to study duck penises.
It's good to see this important study escaped the sequester chopping block.
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umm ....ok..and what exactly does duck penises have to do with the overall bs in this country?? I love Ducks too, in water or to feed breadcrumbs to.
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What's the problem? Goats and sheep ain't enough for the queers now?
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What's the problem? Goats and sheep ain't enough for the queers now?
You do know in breeding the male duck jumps on top of the female and holds her head underwater, right.
Oh, wait ... ok got it.
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What's the problem? Goats and sheep ain't enough for the queers now?
Must have been one of Barney fag pet projects.
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Are we now doing research for the French? Is this going to be the next strange French delicacy craze?
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I just saw this on Hannity's show
$3.8 million for Human Elephant Relations (whatever that means)
$640,000 on a Wine Tasting Cruise
$690,000 on a Music Trails Project
$308,000 on an Elvis Music Cruise
$664,000 on an Ukranian Easter Egg Workshop
But we don't have the money for White House tours :mad:
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I just saw this on Hannity's show
$3.8 million for Human Elephant Relations (whatever that means)
$640,000 on a Wine Tasting Cruise
$690,000 on a Music Trails Project
$308,000 on an Elvis Music Cruise
$664,000 on an Ukranian Easter Egg Workshop
But we don't have the money for White House tours :mad:
It's Barry Obama... the bird-flipping, face-scratching juvenile little shitbrick we all got to know in 2008. Nothing's changed.
"We won... get over it."
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What a bunch of quacks. Badum-tsh!
Seriously though, we're throwing thousands, upon thousands, upon thousands of dollars to study duck cocks? Really. We couldn't be using that to help the poor? (see Bobo, I'm trying to see the light)
What's so fascinating about a duck's dong? I'm sure it works pretty much like ours. Mystery solved.
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Duck penis sooooo smarrrrrr...
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did someone say Penis? :hyper:
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did someone say Penis? :hyper:
Penis.
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did someone say Penis? :hyper:
Yes.
Quick! Duck! :lmao:
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I just saw this on Hannity's show
$3.8 million for Human Elephant Relations (whatever that means)
$640,000 on a Wine Tasting Cruise
$690,000 on a Music Trails Project
$308,000 on an Elvis Music Cruise
$664,000 on an Ukranian Easter Egg Workshop
But we don't have the money for White House tours :mad:
Plus we have $$$ to piss away on why Lesbians are fat. These leaders in DC are out of their minds. Time to get every last one of them.
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As usual the military gets the shaft but we seem to have plenty of money for these stupid studies.
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Plus we have $$$ to piss away on why Lesbians are fat.
and even more money (2.7 million) to piss away on why Lesbians drink.
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and even more money (2.7 million) to piss away on why Lesbians drink.
Amazing aint it? :banghead:
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and even more money (2.7 million) to piss away on why Lesbians drink.
Also known as "Janet Napolitano's travel budget".
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As usual the military gets the shaft but we seem to have plenty of money for these stupid studies.
I know it must be hard.
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I know it must be hard.
"Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours."
My doctor told me she's sick and tired of me calling her at midnight every night, to tell her that I have an erection.
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"Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours."
My doctor told me she's sick and tired of me calling her at midnight every night, to tell her that I have an erection.
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"Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours."
My doctor told me she's sick and tired of me calling her at midnight every night, to tell her that I have an erection.
I know what you mean, 30+ years ago my mother had a young female doctor that looked that good..... :drool: