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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2013, 08:48:04 PM

Title: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2013, 08:48:04 PM
Yet another DUmmy is on the street, wondering where he can sponge a living.

If I were the DUmmy, I'd get my post count up, then head to California. Between the CalPig and the braindead kpete, both of whom have spacious mansions with multiple empty bedrooms. As compassionate progressives, I'm sure they would give this wino a place to stay.

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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:00 PM
Hobo (455 posts)

so I lost my job today
ask me anything, answer some questions. where is cheap place to hang for a few months?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022531926

Great. Another democrat on the dole.

Even if it is a low-post-count DUmmy, likely a troll, it's still nice to hear a tale about yet another unemployed democrat.

I'd suggest he stay with Pam Dawson, since she has unused space in the basement of her five-story Wichita estate, but Pam's dying.


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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:09 PM
Ruby the Liberal (23,224 posts)

1. Ouch.
Been there - sorry to hear this. Best wishes for one closed door leading to a better open door. Sorry for the cliche.


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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:13 PM
hootinholler (20,360 posts)

2. Hang in there and work your friends.

Heads up, "friends".


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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:27 PM
southernyankeebelle (10,055 posts)

3. Try relatives or friends. But whoever you stay with don't overstay your welcome. While you are
there do your share of work around the house. Try contribute something. If they let you use their washer and dryer try washing and drying your cloths while they are at work. Nothing worse coming home and you need to wash your families laundry but can't because you have your cloths in the washer. Believe me I know. I had a friend and her 2 children living we us. She was home all day with the kids. The kids watched tv. When we would come home and want to wash cloths we couldn't. I asked her nicely to do her things while we were gone through the day. I don't think I was asking to much. Well a fews weeks of this and my husband called her husband and said he had to hurry and find housing for them. He told us her parents kicked them out of the house also. The sad thing is we really like her husband and it ended up ruining our friendship. So be careful where you go and don't over stay your welcome.

You can stay with this DUmmy if you go to the laundry  mat to wash your "cloths".


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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:29 PM
Jackpine Radical (36,351 posts)

5. Damn, that sucks.
Any prospects? Was it a total surprise? Did you have any time to plan?

Damn. That sucks.

Been there. Wasn't fun. You have my sympathy.
A surprise? For a DUmmy, the only surprise would be HAVING a job.

Losing one, especially five years into the 0bamaconomy, is as predictable as sunrise.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: DefiantSix on March 18, 2013, 09:10:43 PM
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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:00 PM
Hobo (455 posts)

so I lost my job today
ask me anything, answer some questions. where is cheap place to hang for a few months?

Here you go, DUmbshit.  Hang here as long as you like.


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Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
Hang out for a few months, eh?  Sounds like someone's planning to ride that unemployment compensation pony until it dies of exhaustion.

 :censored:
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: franksolich on March 18, 2013, 09:16:49 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
Hang out for a few months, eh?  Sounds like someone's planning to ride that unemployment compensation pony until it dies of exhaustion.

 :censored:


That's what struck me too.

How does he know already that he needs another place?  What if he were offered a job tomorrow?

That does happen.

I'm thinking the same thing you are, that the primitive's planning on taking a paid vacation.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: DefiantSix on March 18, 2013, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
Hang out for a few months, eh?  Sounds like someone's planning to ride that unemployment compensation pony until it dies of exhaustion.

 :censored:


It's a DUmp denizen's primary source of income, when they can't (yet) get on disability and the rest of the gravy train.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: Tucker on March 18, 2013, 09:50:49 PM
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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:00 PM
Hobo (455 posts)

so I lost my job today
ask me anything, answer some questions. where is cheap place to hang for a few months?

I have no doubt that the hobo is a mole. MIRT must be sleeping. They haven't been the same since I left them.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: ScubaGuy on March 18, 2013, 09:55:39 PM
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Star Member Hobo (456 posts)
12. mechanical engineering

View profile
Yes been expecting it, they even sent me to India to train my replacements

Hobo

 :bs:
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: Ogre on March 18, 2013, 09:56:57 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 18, 2013, 09:15:34 PM
Hang out for a few months, eh?  Sounds like someone's planning to ride that unemployment compensation pony until it dies of exhaustion.

 :censored:


or it catches up with the disability gravy train, which ever comes first.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: wasp69 on March 19, 2013, 07:47:16 AM
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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:00 PM
Hobo (455 posts)

so I lost my job today

:ownit:
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: Karin on March 19, 2013, 07:48:31 AM
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He told us her parents kicked them out of the house also.

How much more of a red flag do you need to hit you upside the head?  If her own parents can't stand her, you're looking a world of hurt. 
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: Gina on March 19, 2013, 08:34:37 AM
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Mon Mar 18, 2013, 09:00 PM
Hobo (455 posts)

so I lost my job today
ask me anything, answer some questions. where is cheap place to hang for a few months?

Um, I take it he is renting so I take it his first thought is to break his "CONTRACT" with the apartment complex.  My first question would be who is hiring or what can I do to make money right now?  Not where can I HANG for a few months. 

I see why libs and cons have totally differently lifestyles.
Title: Re: Shocker - Another Unemployed DUmp Democrat
Post by: jtyangel on March 19, 2013, 08:49:27 AM
Quote from: Karin on March 19, 2013, 07:48:31 AM
How much more of a red flag do you need to hit you upside the head?  If her own parents can't stand her, you're looking a world of hurt.

I don't know about that. My parents did shit like this too. Some people do actually have selfish parents.