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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 18, 2013, 11:52:59 AM
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Great news! The DUmpmonkeys will have a Dead DUmmy forum!
They obviously noticed our discussion of a DUmp Dead Pool, and wanted to help with scorekeeping.
Let's hope this group grows by leaps and bounds.
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:31 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (102,802 posts)
Many people have proposed that we have a Memorial Group to commemorate our DUers who have passed...
Today I got the go-ahead from Skinner. (See my post in AtA.)
He would like us to put together a list of names.
So, if you knew any DUer who has died, post the name here. Once we do that, we'll get our Group.
Thanks!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022528683
Please, CalPig, it's DU3. Skimmer could care less what you lunatics post.
Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:34 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (102,802 posts)
1. I'll start: Redstone, khashka, nostamj.
khashka???
Does the CalPig mean khephra? How quickly they forget.
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I have a tingle running up my leg about this new forum. We should award extra bonus points in our death pool for any DUmmie that dies by his/her own hand or stupidity. eg. Kephra
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I have a tingle running up my leg about this new forum. We should award extra bonus points in our death pool for any DUmmie that dies by his/her own hand or stupidity. eg. Kephra
Or start a new pool for the "DUmmie Darwin Awards".
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Or start a new pool for the "DUmmie Darwin Awards".
The DUD Awards perfect!
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How did Kephra die again?
That was pretty funny, Calpig screwing up the name. Where's the reverence? :lmao:
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We really need a mole to make that memorial.
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I think my favorite dead DUmmy is Khephra.
Huge, fat, severely addled retard who literally lived in his mother's basement and fell over dead while logged onto the DUmp.
His mother wasn't a decent or civilized person, either:
Khephra (1000+ posts)
Wed Nov-26-03 07:10 PM
She has a shipment of ....errr...I don't want to get this thread locked. But (and I'm telling the truth here) Mom does sex-toy shows on the side to make money. You want something in rubber, well, she can probably get it for you.
No kidding.
You didn't see that side of her when you were here Will. One of the few things I asked of her was that there would be no dildos lying around.
I swear that's the truth and she won't even hit me for saying that.
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How did Kephra die again?
That was pretty funny, Calpig screwing up the name. Where's the reverence? :lmao:
Sedentary lifestyle coupled with the lack of a proper diet and hygiene . He rarely emerged from the basement.
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This is really an awkward thread considering... :(
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Khephra (1000+ posts)
Wed Nov-26-03 07:10 PM
She has a shipment of ....errr...I don't want to get this thread locked. But (and I'm telling the truth here) Mom does sex-toy shows on the side to make money. You want something in rubber, well, she can probably get it for you.
And Khephra died by choking on a ball gag, while wearing a gimp mask, with a 110 volt vibrating butt plug up his ass. Thanks, Mom!
You didn't see that side of her when you were here Will.
That's Mama Khephra's story, and she's sticking to it.
One of the few things I asked of her was that there would be no dildos lying around.
"Mom, can you pleeeease hide the dildo while my friend Will is here?"
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This is really an awkward thread considering... :(
My thoughts exactly.
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This is really an awkward thread considering... :(
I concur.
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Check the Sandhills, guys.
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It's just unfortunate timing; once in a while, planets randomly collide.
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There's no way to draw an equivalence between the tragic passing of a decent person and the death of a DUmp democrat.
That would be a disservice to the memory of the decent person.
The only significance of the death of a DUmmy is its entertainment value.
It is otherwise no more notable than a dead armadillo in the road.
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CaliforniaPeggy (102,810 posts)
Many people have proposed that we have a Memorial Group to commemorate our DUers who have passed...
Today I got the go-ahead from Skinner. (See my post in AtA.)
He would like us to put together a list of names.
So, if you knew any DUer who has died, post the name here. Once we do that, we'll get our Group.
Thanks!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2528683
I'm guessing Red Pebbles will have a plot there as will Scamdy. I hope they set a side a space for all those who have been tombstoned. My zombies need a place to feast, I've probably had 100 user accounts buried.
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If we were going to go by brain death, all of them but the moles would be on the list.
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If we were going to go by brain death, all of them but the moles would be on the list.
Hell, if you were going to go by voting record, the Dead DUmp Denizens are the most loyal Dhimmi'Rats there are.
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It will be my new favorite DUmp category.
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Nobody has even mentioned that FR/TBL troll K8-EEE, the one that just died of cancer, but, of course, they have mentioned AS. And mentioned him and mentioned him:
Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 12:41 PM
catnhatnh (6,118 posts)
6. Andy Stephenson...
Response to catnhatnh (Reply #6)
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 04:35 PM
no_hypocrisy (25,163 posts)
115. Andy was a saint.
::)
Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 02:53 PM
Jack Rabbit (40,586 posts)
80. Andy Stephenson
It is very important for us not forget Andy Stephenson, who was a tireless activist for voting rights who died of cancer at the age of 43 in Seattle in 2005. Beloved of DUers, he spent his final days surrounded by friends while being slandered by right wingers who claimed that his illness was a hoax, that the fund to raise $50K for an operation was a fraud and even dedicated a website to promoting such nonsense. There was once a Wikipedia article about Andy, but right wingers, wishing to cover their tracks after all the perfidy and slander they committed against him, organized in an unfortunately successful effort to get it removed.
:o
he's probably still voting here.
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These are the nominees thus far:
Redstone, aka Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, the Greatest Primitive Ever.
Khephra, whose mother announced his death thusly: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2924776&mesg_id=2924776
nostamj, whoever the Hell that was
180, or oneighty, whatever
Gbnc, another primitive of little renown
MonkeyMan, a flatulent liar
K8-EEE, nominated by Anne Pritchett, so we all know what that means
TommyO
MaddieJoan
Sapphire Blue
Man, there's a lot of nonentities nominated.
the red round one
OlafTheWhite, nominated by the Bostonian Drunkard
Arkansas Liberal
Blonde at Last
troubleinwinter--damn, I wasn't aware the grossly obese "Polynesian" queen had passed
AlienGirl
JanusAscending
Alarcojon
Most seem to be about as memorable as the dump one took on July 19, 1987 or something.
Playahata
Steve Deshazer--ooops, forgot that one
Fearsidhe
And then there's two that the primitives aren't sure are dead yet:
NewYawker99
SwampRat
Longhorn
Givemebackmycountry
Tangerine LaBamba
The Senator
MazeRat7
AllJunkMail--who apparently had a "repuke" son, ProdigalJunkMail
5thGenDemocrat
ginbarn/ChickMagic--apparently a gynofascist
Wiley50--nominated by Hollis/Tom/Bill; two birds of a feather
Zodiak Ironfist/Zodiak
Fovea--apparently a bicyclist
The Long Haul Truck Driver
davidwolper--apparently some obscure film-maker, like lil Ava
nicknameless
lover of animals
MrJim
pnorman
Elizabeth Edwards
Hayu_lol
erma
massafra
merci_me
givemebackmycountry
never cry wolf
Housewolf--nominated by the addled pie-and-jam primitive
MedicalAdmin
Lots and lots of non-entities, but the above's the complete list thus far.
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No ThomWV?
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No ThomWV?
Not yet, and no Pamela either.
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Is dementedjeep going to reserve her spot on the new DUmp Zombie forum? I mean, what with her "terminal cancer and all", and not having long to live, she should be putting her final affairs in order, right?
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Also DUmmy WCGreen, the retired Cleveland wardheeler, who claims to be preparing to have all his innards replaced.
Apparently he plans to be field-dressed like a deer, then be refilled with a whole new set of guts.
On the off-chance it's true, and even more improbably he survives, it should provide a raft of epic bouncy tales.
Anyway, save a spot in the Dead DUmmy forum.
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Not yet, and no Pamela either.
Elizabeth Edwards. :rofl:
She was such a good little DUmmy that when she found out what a bunch of screwballs they all were, she ran away screaming, never to return.
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They're forgetting their modern-day Noah, the less-than-worthless DUmmy wileynumbers.
He died before fulfilling his dream of sailing his ark from the wilds of rural Tennessee, due west, over the Continental Divide, and down to the promised land of California.
It would have been an epic journey, largely retracing the steps of Lewis & Clark, but in an enormous homemade wooden houseboat.
Only a DUmmy could have conceived of such an undertaking, but instead he went to an undertaker.
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They're forgetting their modern-day Noah, the less-than-worthless DUmmy wileynumbers.
He died before fulfilling his dream of sailing his ark from the wilds of rural Tennessee, due west, over the Continental Divide, and down to the promised land of California.
It would have been an epic journey, largely retracing the steps of Lewis & Clark, but in an enormous homemade wooden houseboat.
Only a DUmmy could have conceived of such an undertaking, but instead he went to an undertaker.
They got him.
Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Original post)
Mon Mar 18, 2013, 01:32 PM
DollarBillHines (1,742 posts)
49. Wiley50
View profile
The one and only Wiley White.
Hey, Peggy, thanks for kicking it off with Colin.
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They got him.
Out of the forty-nine nominated, I see four worth remembering--Chief S itting Bull, the fat guy, Tangerine LaBamba, and the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.
Five, if one wishes to include the late red round one, if only because of his utter uselessness.
The rest appear to have left about as deep an imprint as a spider crawling across a sheet of granite.
But, as WinOne has pointed out, the mountain man primitive, ThomWV, should be there too, making a total of five worth remembering, six if one wishes to include the Most Worthless Primitive Ever.
Perhaps ol' Thom hasn't been mentioned thus far is because the primitives aren't aware he slipped out from this Mortal Coil more than a year ago; they probably think he's still around.
Primitives tend to be so preoccupied with only their own selves, they don't seem to notice when another primitive kicks off.
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Out of the forty-nine nominated, I see four worth remembering--Chief S itting Bull, the fat guy, Tangerine LaBamba, and the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.
Five, if one wishes to include the late red round one, if only because of his utter uselessness.
The rest appear to have left about as deep an imprint as a spider crawling across a sheet of granite.
But, as WinOne has pointed out, the mountain man primitive, ThomWV, should be there too, making a total of five worth remembering, six if one wishes to include the Most Worthless Primitive Ever.
Perhaps ol' Thom hasn't been mentioned thus far is because the primitives aren't aware he slipped out from this Mortal Coil more than a year ago; they probably think he's still around.
Primitives tend to be so preoccupied with only their own selves, they don't seem to notice when another primitive kicks off.
They are like zombies. :lmao:
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I think we can agree on one thing about the list of deceased DUmmies. The list isn't long enough.
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It's pretty much petered out, the primitives forgetting.
The mountain man primitive, ThomWV, still hasn't made the cut; no primitive's mentioned him.
This one however is new:
HerrHerr, apparently a primitive who died in an automobile accident in Germany.
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It's pretty much petered out, the primitives forgetting.
The mountain man primitive, ThomWV, still hasn't made the cut; no primitive's mentioned him.
This one however is new:
HerrHerr, apparently a primitive who died in an automobile accident in Germany.
He would be XXXXpig's husband. (I can't think of the first part of her name.)
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The primitives are being paranoid again.
eridani (37,857 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:00 PM
147. Also the forum might have extra safeguards against trolls.
CaliforniaPeggy (102,869 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:04 PM
148. I know Skinner could make it available only to registered members.
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The primitives are being paranoid again.
CaliforniaPeggy (102,869 posts) Mon Mar 18, 2013, 10:04 PM
148. I know Skinner could make it available only to registered members.
Like that's gonna help :-)
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One can hope the despicable slug Bennyboy will soon join the new Dead DUmmy group, but I doubt it.
He'll probably outlive Pam Dawson.
And we have DUmpette Spartannumbers's allegedly terminal husband nearing the lakes of molten sulfur.
Nevertheless, in the Dead Pool competition I'm still a WCGreen man.
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Like that's gonna help :-)
I have no idea what they're worried about, unless it's their own people being malicious, which isn't unheard of.
Remember Fat Che.
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Damn! When I saw the title I thought this new DUmmie area might be a forum where they talk TO their dead. I saw lots and lots of potential fictional spirit-guide work for me.
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Damn! When I saw the title I thought this new DUmmie area might be a forum where they talk TO their dead. I saw lots and lots of potential fictional spirit-guide work for me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220
I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.
Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220
I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.
Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.
Whhhooooooops.
I knew that forum was there, but never paid attention to it.
<<and hence wasn't aware dear old sweet LU's into magic and witchcraftery.
This is gonna put a whole new twist to "dear old sweet Lu meets franksolich."
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1220
I noticed that coach's pal, old sweet Lu, is proprietress of the DUmp's Witchcraft, Alternative Medicine, Astrology, and WooWoo Group.
Don't know if they're talking with the dead yet. They may need a Child Board.
Okay. I screwed up and went there. I've spent the last 5 minutes scratching my head about the post below. Maybe my fictional spirit-guide reading comprehension app is on the fritz, but I'm just not sure what it is saying. An old wound surprised her? Or is this some sort of nadined spelling where 'wound' is not really 'wound'?
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 09:03 PM
Sweet Freedom (3,155 posts)
Anyone need a hug?
I could use one and I'll be happy to give one back!!
(I got my feelings hurt because an old wound surprised me, so I told my friend he hurt my feelings and basically he hurt my feelings even more, which was another crappy surprise.)
Free hug if you need it. --> -->
P.S. I was going to title this thread, "I Smell Uranus", but decided against it.
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They should add Bobolink to that list. She hasn't been heard from since William Rivers Pitt threatened to beat the crap out of her. Best guess is that she is rolled up in a carpet some where in industrial brown field near Boston harbor, slowly decomposing with 1000s of unsold copies of 'War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You To Know' with pedophile Scott Ritter
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They should add Bobolink to that list. She hasn't been heard from since William Rivers Pitt threatened to beat the crap out of her. Best guess is that she is rolled up in a carpet some where in industrial brown field near Boston harbor, slowly decomposing with 1000s of unsold copies of 'War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You To Know' with pedophile Scott Ritter
Denvers five points area.
Don't go there with five bucks in the pocket.
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Huge, fat, severely addled retard who literally lived in his mother's basement and fell over dead while logged onto the DUmp.
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Sounds like your quintessential DUmbass to me.
There sure are a lot of dead DUmmies. They seem to be bringing them out by the cartload. Just goes to show how much constant, seething hate can shorten your lifespan.
Bring out yer dead!
[youtube=425,350]grbSQ6O6kbs[/youtube]
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Still no ThomWV.
He was one of the first DUmmies to wear a necklace made of his own self-extracted teeth.
The style has become more popular at the DUmp as the 0conomy drags on and on.
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Still no ThomWV.
I just checked myself, and yep, no mountain man primitive.
This campfire was lit on Monday, around lunch-time, which to me seems plenty of time for primitives to remember the great ones no longer in this time and place.
This makes me nervous, that the primitives aren't remembering their great ones.
What's going to happen, for example, when the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive or my good pal MannyGoldstein, spring loose of this mortal coil? If the primitives can't remember ThomWV, they certainly aren't going to remember these two Worthies, either.
I'm debating whether or not it'd be worth burning a mole to announce either one of those dolorous--but inevitable--events when it happens.