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Title: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 17, 2013, 03:05:38 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2520677

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snooper2 (15,889 posts)

Why Do Men Carve The Turkey?

Since we are deep into all the other threads/topics, might as well add one more-----

As Thanksgiving approaches, I am struck by something I see throughout the media (including print ads, television ads, movies, television shows, and more). The man is always the one who carves the turkey.

This is something of a reversal of the classic media rule that "women cook the food and men eat the food." (Paula Deen and Rachael Ray cook; Guy Fieri eats.) Although I suppose the question there is whether carving a turkey counts as preparing a meal or eating it.

http://femaletalk.com/article/why-do-men-carve-turkey
Carving a turkey=rape...yep. Heard it from DU first, and you know its true because they are the smartest people on the interwebs...and they wonder why we laugh.

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Scootaloo (5,264 posts) Note, Scootaloo is a My Little Pony character
26. "the slob who hasn't done jack all day"
Do you get your reality from sitcoms or something?
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mythology (991 posts)
22. Obviously

because the carving of the turkey skill is on the Y chromosome. It's a special skill that the womenfolk just can't handle on account of the intricacy.
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The Straight Story (40,153 posts)
34. For the same reason they hold doors - they hate and want to oppress women

That is the only motivation men have when it comes to women. Even if a man does not know it, he is being sexist and mind raping women every time he looks at them and does not see them in his mind's eye as a man.

Us men are terrible beings and women should just love women. And film it.

Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: Chris_ on March 17, 2013, 03:08:44 PM
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snooper2 (15,889 posts)

As Thanksgiving approaches...
What calendar are you using? :???:

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The Straight Story (40,153 posts)
34. For the same reason they hold doors - they hate and want to oppress women

That is the only motivation men have when it comes to women. Even if a man does not know it, he is being sexist and mind raping women every time he looks at them and does not see them in his mind's eye as a man.
I really, really hope this is sarcasm, but TSS's history of being *****whipped by his ex-wife and his inability to hold a ****ing job is enough to make me think he's being honest.

Typical liberal man.
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: Freeper on March 17, 2013, 03:13:07 PM
What calendar are you using? :???:
I really, really hope this is sarcasm, but TSS's history of being *****whipped by his ex-wife and his inability to hold a ****ing job is enough to make me think he's being honest.

Typical liberal man.

I think TSS was one of the DUmmies who was mocking them in other threads.

Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 17, 2013, 03:25:12 PM
What calendar are you using? :???:
I really, really hope this is sarcasm, but TSS's history of being *****whipped by his ex-wife and his inability to hold a ****ing job is enough to make me think he's being honest.

Typical liberal man.

Of course it's sarcasm, which the DUmmies will never get.

Read to the end of his post:
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women should just love women. And film it.
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: J P Sousa on March 17, 2013, 03:26:08 PM
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 The man is always the one who carves the turkey.
  

Simple solution for Dummy wimin; get a strap-on then carve the turkey.
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Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: Chris_ on March 17, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
Of course it's sarcasm, which the DUmmies will never get.

Read to the end of his post:
I saw that, but The Straight Story being who he is, I wasn't 100% sure.  He's a little bitch.
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: Dori on March 17, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
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Why Do Men Carve The Turkey?

Because their wives don't want to.
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: marv on March 17, 2013, 07:46:17 PM
Women can't be trusted with a sharp knife.......(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 17, 2013, 08:36:20 PM
Women can't be trusted with a sharp knife.......(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)

Look out!!!  Marv gonna get the beatin!!!!  :tongue: :tongue:

Gave you a H5. You gonna need it.  :-)
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 18, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
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snooper2 (15,889 posts)

As Thanksgiving approaches...


What calendar are you using? :???:


I was gonna say....What, just come back from off planet?  What the   :censored:?!?!

Because their wives don't want to.

Often!   :-)
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: chitownchica on March 18, 2013, 02:53:52 AM
Women can't be trusted with a sharp knife.......(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)

The gynofascists will be coming for you with pitchforks.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Why Do Men Carve The Turkey? More Pen** Envy
Post by: RobJohnson on March 18, 2013, 03:06:10 AM
My grandmother always carved the turkey with an electric knife.