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Title: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2013, 06:45:39 AM
From boob belt to half a belt.........  :lmao:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/14/article-2293087-18A5D395000005DC-300_634x861.jpg)
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: seahorse513 on March 15, 2013, 10:14:36 AM
That is actually a nice picture of her.....
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Big Dog on March 15, 2013, 10:27:06 AM
From boob belt to half a belt.........  :lmao:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/14/article-2293087-18A5D395000005DC-300_634x861.jpg)

Half a belt- damn that sequester!
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2013, 10:37:44 AM
Has to be photoshopped.

There's no way the First Bitch's ass could've gone into starvation mode that quickly and dropped what has to be 35 lbs. No way.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Gina on March 15, 2013, 11:02:06 AM
That is actually a nice picture of her.....

then it's probably not her :rimshot:

I think the dress sucks.....I don't like half ass work.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: seahorse513 on March 15, 2013, 11:05:29 AM
well hell!! I wonder who is ptrettier, Michelle Obama or nadine?
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: NHSparky on March 15, 2013, 11:27:38 AM
well hell!! I wonder who is ptrettier, Michelle Obama or nadine?

That's like asking who is the smartest kid on the short bus?

"Ooooohhhh!  He will be our KING!!  He can eat SOUP!"
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Dori on March 15, 2013, 12:05:28 PM
Has to be photoshopped.

There's no way the First Bitch's ass could've gone into starvation mode that quickly and dropped what has to be 35 lbs. No way.

There is definitely some tampering with that photo.  Her face isn't that thin and neither is her waist.  Michelle is short waisted and thick through her ribcage.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: debk on March 15, 2013, 12:11:16 PM
If that photo hasn't been extensively revamped.... just call me Pope Frandeb.  ::)

There is not one part of that photo that hasn't been retouched except for hands.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: DefiantSix on March 15, 2013, 12:30:48 PM
That is actually a nice the least offensive picture of her I've seen published in a long damn time.....


Fixt.  The First Yeti doesn't take a good picture.  Perhaps it has a lot to do with the fact that whenever I see an image of her, I can only see the lack of content on the underlying character underneath the phake image she's portraying.

Has to be photoshopped.

There's no way the First Bitch's ass could've gone into starvation mode that quickly and dropped what has to be 35 lbs. No way.

Abso-smegging-lutely. :yeahthat:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 15, 2013, 03:18:57 PM
Has to be photoshopped.

There's no way the First Bitch's ass could've gone into starvation mode that quickly and dropped what has to be 35 lbs. No way.

Magazine covers are usually photoshopped.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Wineslob on March 15, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Magazine covers are usuallyalways photoshopped.


FIFY
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Wineslob on March 15, 2013, 04:18:23 PM
(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/4/9/5/3/3/1/fat-moochelle-53935168853.png)



Now here's a GOOD photoshop!



 :rofl:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 15, 2013, 07:04:24 PM
I didn't like the dress, either. Asymmetrical and not the right color for a class act like MO.

(http://theblacksphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MO-doing-stage-dance-300x374.jpg)
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: jtyangel on March 15, 2013, 07:36:49 PM
I didn't like the dress, either. Asymmetrical and not the right color for a class act like MO.

(http://theblacksphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MO-doing-stage-dance-300x374.jpg)

What is she doing there? I mean it looks like a poorly executed squat, but seeing as it's a still...who knows.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: DefiantSix on March 16, 2013, 12:08:34 AM
What is she doing there? I mean it looks like a poorly executed squat, but seeing as it's a still...who knows.
I think it's called the 'Harlem shake'.  (At least, it registered on seismographs all the way the hell up there in Harlem.)
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 16, 2013, 08:22:55 AM
There is one cosistant thing about Moochelle.
She like expensive things...$600 tennis shoes, $1000 tops...
         BUT
No matter how much she spends, she still looks worse than a Wallmart shopper.

Our first lady is classless and has no taste. you can see that every time she sits next to another first lady.
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8493/mrso.png)

Being filled with liberal hate makes you uglier than you really are.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Big Dog on March 16, 2013, 08:26:54 AM
I didn't like the dress, either. Asymmetrical and not the right color for a class act like MO.

(http://theblacksphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MO-doing-stage-dance-300x374.jpg)

Note to Moochelle's gynecologist: You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: jtyangel on March 16, 2013, 08:46:31 AM
I think it's called the 'Harlem shake'.  (At least, it registered on seismographs all the way the hell up there in Harlem.)


Like I told my kid recently, if I hear that damn Harlem Shake song again, I think I'll vomit.  :panic:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: jtyangel on March 16, 2013, 08:47:27 AM
Note to Moochelle's gynecologist: You're doing it wrong.

Look at that poor fella sitting front and center. :rofl:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Big Dog on March 16, 2013, 09:05:55 AM
Look at that poor fella sitting front and center. :rofl:

That's him! Probably wishing he had chosen pediatrics instead of OB-GYN.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: jtyangel on March 16, 2013, 09:29:59 AM
That's him! Probably wishing he had chosen pediatrics instead of OB-GYN.

 :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Big Dog on March 16, 2013, 11:02:47 AM
(http://theblacksphere.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MO-doing-stage-dance-300x374.jpg)
Moochelle, moonlighting at the Crusty Hippo Gentleman's Club.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: CG6468 on March 16, 2013, 11:51:23 AM
The photoshop still makes her look like a.................   :puke:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on March 17, 2013, 12:01:37 AM
Half a belt- damn that sequester!

Hi 5! I could not stop laughing the first time I read this!
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Chris_ on March 17, 2013, 12:06:11 AM
Look at the quality of that chair rail and wallpaper.  I wish my house looked that nice.
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: jtyangel on March 17, 2013, 10:03:37 AM
Look at the quality of that chair rail and wallpaper.  I wish my house looked that nice.

 :lmao: Good catch Chris.

The chair rail is not even online with the perspective it should be moving towards. The back one looks like it had to be shopped back into place to make up for the cuts they did on the waist.  :lmao:

You would think something that holds itself up as a magazine dedicated to the top artistic talents in fashion would pride itself on make sure the person who does its editing on photos is just as 'haute couture' as the fashions within its pages.  :lmao: Of course, perhaps the person who shopped it isn't a wookie fan and did a little purposeful snookering  :lmao:
Title: Re: belts and Mooshelle
Post by: Big Dog on March 17, 2013, 03:14:17 PM
:lmao: Good catch Chris.

The chair rail is not even online with the perspective it should be moving towards. The back one looks like it had to be shopped back into place to make up for the cuts they did on the waist.  :lmao:

You would think something that holds itself up as a magazine dedicated to the top artistic talents in fashion would pride itself on make sure the person who does its editing on photos is just as 'haute couture' as the fashions within its pages.  :lmao: Of course, perhaps the person who shopped it isn't a wookie fan and did a little purposeful snookering  :lmao:

Wookie snookering?

Playing "Snooker the Wookie"?

(http://cowboylands.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/gunfighter.jpg)
"Nobody calls me a 'Wookie Snooker'. Fill yer hand, varmint!"