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Title: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 13, 2013, 04:14:15 PM
WES WELKER GOING TO BRONCOS (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9048556/wes-welker-serious-talks-denver-broncos-sources)

Allow me to be the first to say:

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ahead, go ahead, whine and cry, tell us how you won't miss him, how he's old, washed up, banged up knees, whatever.

But in your heart of hearts, you didn't want him going to the only team who has a winning record against you over the last decade, and to a team that he'll be getting passes from (gasp!) Peyton Manning.

But you keep telling yourselves you won't miss him, and that he won't have success in Denver like he did in Foxboro.  Meanwhile, September's coming.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: seahorse513 on March 13, 2013, 04:25:28 PM
WES WELKER GOING TO BRONCOS (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9048556/wes-welker-serious-talks-denver-broncos-sources)

Allow me to be the first to say:

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ahead, go ahead, whine and cry, tell us how you won't miss him, how he's old, washed up, banged up knees, whatever.

But in your heart of hearts, you didn't want him going to the only team who has a winning record against you over the last decade, and to a team that he'll be getting passes from (gasp!) Peyton Manning.

But you keep telling yourselves you won't miss him, and that he won't have success in Denver like he did in Foxboro.  Meanwhile, September's coming.

I take it you are not a Patriots fan!!
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 13, 2013, 04:34:50 PM
Amazing--you have a vesta-like grasp of the obvious.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: tac on March 14, 2013, 08:56:28 AM
I sure as hell am glad he's here in Denver.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: Maxiest on March 14, 2013, 08:58:17 AM
Patriots Dynasty has been over for 7 years and will continue to dwindle.  Thank God!
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: seahorse513 on March 14, 2013, 09:25:28 AM
Amazing--you have a vesta-like grasp of the obvious.
Bite me!!
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: CG6468 on March 14, 2013, 10:33:40 AM
Bite me!!

Where?  :naughty:  :tongue:
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: Dori on March 14, 2013, 01:03:18 PM
WES WELKER GOING TO BRONCOS (http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9048556/wes-welker-serious-talks-denver-broncos-sources)

Allow me to be the first to say:

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ahead, go ahead, whine and cry, tell us how you won't miss him, how he's old, washed up, banged up knees, whatever.

Can't wait to watch that game.  They don't have the schedules posted yet, other than the Broncos will be playing AT NE.    :-)
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: njpines on March 14, 2013, 02:01:29 PM
Welker will no doubt drop a few clutch passes after which we will all be given the pleasure of viewing the Manningface:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VSIVS3BY16M/UG_IFPys4VI/AAAAAAAABe0/Rm7bKVHOWmE/s1600/manningface.jpeg)
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 14, 2013, 02:13:46 PM
You keep believing that, pines.  Meanwhile, look who they got to replace Welker.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: njpines on March 14, 2013, 02:40:41 PM
A Welker clone who's a few years younger . . .

Danny Amendola


Meanwhile I get to see if the Philly Ducks will be able to institute a spread offense with Vick as QB (yeah, right!) and change from a 4-3 defense to a 3-4.  Interesting is an understatement!
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 14, 2013, 02:56:37 PM
A Welker clone who's a few years younger . . .

Danny Amendola


Meanwhile I get to see if the Philly Ducks will be able to institute a spread offense with Vick as QB (yeah, right!) and change from a 4-3 defense to a 3-4.  Interesting is an understatement!

No, you're talking about a receiver who has had MORE time injured, FEWER passes caught, LESS yardage, and they paid him MORE than even the Broncos offered.

Oh, and the Pats STILL have no deep threat, and haven't since Moss had his ONE good season.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: njpines on March 14, 2013, 03:05:08 PM
No, you're talking about a receiver who has had MORE time injured, FEWER passes caught, LESS yardage, and they paid him MORE than even the Broncos offered.

Oh, and the Pats STILL have no deep threat, and haven't since Moss had his ONE good season.

Yup and Tawmmy ain't happy about it . . .

I read where Welker turned down more money from the Titans to sign with the Broncos.  Stupid he is not!
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: YupItsMe on April 09, 2013, 08:25:17 PM
I heard on the radio a major NFL player was about to admit he's gay.  When Brady finally comes out of the closet that'll be a major locker room distraction.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: njpines on April 10, 2013, 08:15:33 AM
I heard on the radio a major NFL player was about to admit he's gay.  When Brady finally comes out of the closet that'll be a major locker room distraction.

 :bwah:
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on April 10, 2013, 08:54:51 AM
I heard on the radio a major NFL player was about to admit he's gay.  When Brady finally comes out of the closet that'll be a major locker room distraction.

BAZINGA!!!

Yeah, worst kept secret evah.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: ADiii on April 19, 2013, 06:47:20 PM
I think his wife would be surprised.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on April 22, 2013, 10:29:54 AM
I think his wife would be surprised.

Probably.  She's got the intelligence of a gnat.
Title: Re: Oh, Patriots Fans!!!!
Post by: txradioguy on April 26, 2013, 02:46:20 AM
  Stupid he is not!

That's cause he's from Texas.