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Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Miss Mia on June 08, 2008, 03:54:08 PM
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Deckchair trapped testicles (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html)

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: RobJohnson on June 08, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
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His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea



 :rotf:
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Rebel on June 08, 2008, 04:11:10 PM
Well, that had to suck balls.
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Chris_ on June 08, 2008, 04:13:55 PM
Well, that had to suck balls.
I dunno, cold water seems like a pretty limp excuse.
 :-)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: jinxmchue on June 10, 2008, 12:12:54 PM
I hope he didn't get two testes... er...  too testy.

Hopefully the person responsible for choosing such a chair for nudists to use gets sacked.

Of course, any nudist who sits in such a chair without thinking is nuts.
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: MrsSmith on June 10, 2008, 06:41:21 PM
You've got to wonder why he didn't just ask for some ice water and reshrink them.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 10, 2008, 07:51:42 PM
You've got to wonder why he didn't just ask for some ice water and reshrink them.   :lmao:
Or a nude pic of Rosie O'Donnell! :-)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: MrsSmith on June 10, 2008, 07:59:45 PM
You've got to wonder why he didn't just ask for some ice water and reshrink them.   :lmao:
Or a nude pic of Rosie O'Donnell! :-)

Well, ice water wears off...   :-)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 10, 2008, 08:12:50 PM
You've got to wonder why he didn't just ask for some ice water and reshrink them.   :lmao:
Or a nude pic of Rosie O'Donnell! :-)

Well, ice water wears off...   :-)
And probably less upsetting to the stomach! :-)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 10, 2008, 08:15:36 PM
I hope he didn't get two testes... er...  too testy.

Hopefully the person responsible for choosing such a chair for nudists to use gets sacked.

Of course, any nudist who sits in such a chair without thinking is nuts.


H5!  :-)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: jinxmchue on June 11, 2008, 12:06:29 AM
If this had happened on a cruise, do you suppose the story would've involved lots of seamen?

Some guys shave their privates.  Hopefully this guy does too, otherwise it was probably a hairy situation.

The guy who cut the chair in two sure made a vas deferens in this victim's life.

(These jokes write themselves!)
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
If this had happened on a cruise, do you suppose the story would've involved lots of seamen?

Some guys shave their privates.  Hopefully this guy does too, otherwise it was probably a hairy situation.

The guy who cut the chair in two sure made a vas deferens in this victim's life.

(These jokes write themselves!)
Yeah, urethra got or ya don't.
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Thor on June 11, 2008, 01:20:17 PM
This reminds me of a personal story that I don't think I care to share.... :o
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: jinxmchue on June 14, 2008, 11:00:51 PM
Do you suppose that when he found out his boys were stuck, he said, "Aw, nuts."?
Title: Re: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: jinxmchue on June 15, 2008, 04:54:33 PM
Wonder if any of his friends walked by and asked, "Hey, Mario, how's it hangin'?"