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Title: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: formerlurker on March 09, 2013, 06:26:38 AM
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Response to BrotherIvan (Reply #24)Fri Mar 8, 2013, 05:34 PM
nadinbrzezinski (116,986 posts)
39. First find quinoa noodles

Cook nodes as normal

For the cheese part, make a white sauce using potato starch, half and half, milk salt and pepper. Add shredded cheese, we use a four cheese mix, pour noodles on oven pan and mix the sauce. Top with crushed corn flakes and bake at 325 for half an hour ten broil to brown for ten minutes.

Trying to get the right amounts is a must. I literally lifted it ( and modified it) from triple D. The first time it was any too peppery.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2479609


When is Nads getting her own cooking show on the world wide internets???  I have no idea what this recipe is and how this qualifies as to die for.


Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 09, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
Nads to die for from mac and cheese recipe

Spell check.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Skul on March 09, 2013, 08:33:40 AM
The thought of using gNads and cheese in the same sentence kinda creeps me a bit.  :panic:
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 09, 2013, 11:04:23 AM
I don't as a rule eat nodes.

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Trying to get the right amounts is a must.

Getting the right amounts is the main purpose of any recipe, except for a crazy bald dwarf recipe.

This is the first recipe I've seen on the intertube that did not even suggest a single amount.

Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Airwolf on March 09, 2013, 11:57:43 AM
I's just as soon chew thumb tacks then follow a recipe from her.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Skul on March 09, 2013, 12:51:19 PM
Following one of gNads recipes is the origination of the term ESAD.   :-)
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Evil_Conservative on March 09, 2013, 01:01:56 PM
In what section of the grocery store can I find "nodes"?
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Celtic Rose on March 09, 2013, 02:32:28 PM
Potato starch in Macaroni and Cheese?   :mental:
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Tucker on March 09, 2013, 02:50:36 PM
I wonder if gNads posted the node recipe because of this thread!

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022477326

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese ingredients called into question by concerned Moms
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: NHSparky on March 10, 2013, 09:39:27 AM
Potato starch in Macaroni and Cheese?   :mental:

That was my first reaction.  If you're going to make a roux, just plain flour and butter works wonders, nads.  Then add the milk, etc.  I had to look up Quinoa (yes, nads, it's a brand name, it should have been capitalized) noodles.  Gluten free?  Sorry, but I have a little pride in what I cook.  And what kind of pasta, pray tell?  (Oh, I can tell you're scratching your balding head on that one, dear.)

And nads?  Where's the flavor in this one, hon?  No bay leaf?  No onion?  No paprika?  Salt and pepper, for Chrissakes?  That's it?

Stouffer's makes better shit than you do.  This one ranks right up there with Pam's Chicken Enchiladas.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: IassaFTots on March 10, 2013, 11:39:03 AM
That was my first reaction.  If you're going to make a roux, just plain flour and butter works wonders, nads.  Then add the milk, etc.  I had to look up Quinoa (yes, nads, it's a brand name, it should have been capitalized) noodles.  Gluten free?  Sorry, but I have a little pride in what I cook.  And what kind of pasta, pray tell?  (Oh, I can tell you're scratching your balding head on that one, dear.)

And nads?  Where's the flavor in this one, hon?  No bay leaf?  No onion?  No paprika?  Salt and pepper, for Chrissakes?  That's it?

Stouffer's makes better shit than you do.  This one ranks right up there with Pam's Chicken Enchiladas.

I think I would almost eat the enchiladas.....ALMOST.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 10, 2013, 12:06:40 PM

A recipe with no specified amounts of anything wins the DUmp's Top Chef Award!

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/nutcaseaward2.jpg)
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: RobJohnson on March 10, 2013, 04:45:48 PM
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2479609


When is Nads getting her own cooking show on the world wide internets???  I have no idea what this recipe is and how this qualifies as to die for.




She is cooking lymph nodes?
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 10, 2013, 06:01:16 PM
Good grief!!! Only nads could screw up mac and cheese!!!! What does she do for an encore? Burn water?
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: RobJohnson on March 10, 2013, 06:35:17 PM
In what section of the grocery store can I find "nodes"?

She harvests them fresh from her ambulance runs.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Karin on March 11, 2013, 09:42:22 AM
"Cook nodes as normal."   :rofl:

Hilarious!  "You must get the measurments exactly right.  You'll screw it up otherwise."   Then, none. 
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2013, 09:44:18 AM
"Cook nodes as normal."   :rofl:

Hilarious!  "You must get the measurments exactly right.  You'll screw it up otherwise."   Then, none. 
It's like someone describing a great vacation they took, and then not mentioning where it was.
Title: Re: Nads to die for mac and cheese recipe
Post by: Maxiest on March 11, 2013, 09:49:37 AM
Why can't she just type out the word "noodles?"  Two more letters for God's sake.

And if I were going to short hand it, noods would have been more appropriate but just as stupid.