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Title: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 03:39:07 PM: Maybe Shoulda posted this in Cryin' In My Beer? :panic:

Guys .. This ain't pretty!

My Heart Is Irrevocably Broken!

My Belief In The Goodness Of The World Is Damaged!

The Pain And Sadness That I Feel Can Never Be Mended!

All My Secret Fantasies Have Come To An End!

What Shall I Do?
What Shall I Do?

(http://i46.tinypic.com/j6pnpk.jpg)

FAITH HILL BEFORE

(http://i45.tinypic.com/zjdt9s.jpg)

FAITH HILL AFTER

(http://i49.tinypic.com/ff4vty.jpg)

GOLDIE HAWN BEFORE

(http://i48.tinypic.com/ieklma.jpg)

GOLDIE HAWN AFTER

(http://i45.tinypic.com/35n4fva.jpg)

KATY PERRY BEFORE

(http://i46.tinypic.com/107ot1i.jpg)

KATY PERRY AFTER

(http://i46.tinypic.com/71gpqh.jpg)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT BEFORE

(http://i45.tinypic.com/16061bl.jpg)

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT AFTER
(This one hurt the most)

Wait till you get a look at Tyra Banks!
(That's a man baby!) :panic:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/tyra-banks-no-makeup-running-new-york-city_n_1894184.html#slide=2098435
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: thundley4 on March 06, 2013, 04:10:43 PM: Jennifer Love-Hewitt doesn't look that bad. Faith Hill looks like the light and angle caused a lot of the problem. Goldie Hawn is old for God's Sake. Katie Perry, never really cared about her.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: debk on March 06, 2013, 04:16:22 PM: Some of those pictures are really scary!!!

Halle Berry looks good in both.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 06, 2013, 04:29:22 PM: Amazing what a little paint will do for an old structure.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 04:48:08 PM: (http://i55.tinypic.com/2db2tr5.jpg)
LOOKIN' FOR THE AFTER
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2013, 04:49:08 PM: Jeez, Goldie Hawn looks like a meth addict. Yeah, she's old, but da-yum.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 06, 2013, 04:52:51 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 04:48:08 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2db2tr5.jpg)
LOOKIN' FOR THE AFTER
I have never bitch slapped any one......but I'm certainly thinking about it now.... :-)
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2013, 04:54:59 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 04:48:08 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2db2tr5.jpg)
LOOKIN' FOR THE AFTER
bitchslapped for the failure to post a spork alert.

That's not a nose, that's a proboscis.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 05:42:58 PM: (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/MrClose/angelina_jolie-12365.jpg)
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 06:19:41 PM: All kidding aside (for now) .. This lady has been my life long CRUSH!

Can you name her?

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/MrClose/170675.jpg)
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Dori on March 06, 2013, 06:28:28 PM: Natalie Wood?
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2013, 06:50:51 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 05:42:58 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/MrClose/angelina_jolie-12365.jpg)
WHAT THE **** IS THAT? :panic:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: BEG on March 06, 2013, 08:07:08 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 06:19:41 PM
All kidding aside (for now) .. This lady has been my life long CRUSH!

Can you name her?

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/MrClose/170675.jpg)

I thought I was. :(
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on March 06, 2013, 08:29:43 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 06:19:41 PM
All kidding aside (for now) .. This lady has been my life long CRUSH!

Can you name her?

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/MrClose/170675.jpg)

Ann Margeret??
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 08:43:22 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 06, 2013, 08:07:08 PM
I thought I was. :(
Well she has been my life long crush.
You are my newest .. Rest of my life crush!

(Whew , How'd I do?) :whistling: :rofl:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 08:44:39 PM: Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on March 06, 2013, 08:29:43 PM
Ann Margeret??
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! :yahoo:

(Don't touch) :hyper:

btw: It's Margret! :naughty:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 08:48:17 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on March 06, 2013, 06:50:51 PM
WHAT THE **** IS THAT? :panic:
What?

You don't recognize Brad Pitt's wife? :rofl:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: BEG on March 06, 2013, 09:06:50 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 08:43:22 PM
Well she has been my life long crush.
You are my newest .. Rest of my life crush!

(Whew , How'd I do?) :whistling: :rofl:

Perfect
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Chris_ on March 06, 2013, 10:03:48 PM: Is that what that is? Damn.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 06, 2013, 10:30:33 PM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 04:48:08 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2db2tr5.jpg)
LOOKIN' FOR THE AFTER
What are you talking about? That is the after.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on March 07, 2013, 06:20:17 AM: Quote from: BEG on March 06, 2013, 09:06:50 PM
Perfect

As long as you still "kinda like" me, I won't get jealous.
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Turks on March 07, 2013, 07:02:05 AM: (http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/donatella%20versace%2018jun12%2010.jpg)
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2013, 07:33:13 AM: Quote from: Turks on March 07, 2013, 07:02:05 AM
(http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/donatella%20versace%2018jun12%2010.jpg)

RuPaul? :???:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: BEG on March 07, 2013, 07:58:40 AM: Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on March 07, 2013, 06:20:17 AM
As long as you still "kinda like" me, I won't get jealous.

It's all good
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Chris_ on March 07, 2013, 08:24:28 AM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2013, 07:33:13 AM
RuPaul? :???:
Steven Tyler? :panic:
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Turks on March 07, 2013, 09:09:09 AM: Quote from: Chris_ on March 07, 2013, 08:24:28 AM
Steven Tyler? :panic:

Donatella Versace
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: debk on March 07, 2013, 01:45:27 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on March 07, 2013, 07:33:13 AM
RuPaul? :???:

RuPaul is better looking!!
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on March 07, 2013, 08:38:13 PM: Quote from: BEG on March 07, 2013, 07:58:40 AM
It's all good

Cool!
Title: Re: OH NO!! WHAT'LL I DO!?
Post by: Zathras on March 10, 2013, 10:44:47 AM: Quote from: mrclose on March 06, 2013, 04:48:08 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2db2tr5.jpg)
LOOKIN' FOR THE AFTER
Here you go....

(http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu231/MihoshiGraming1475/cryptkeeper.jpg)