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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 06, 2013, 11:50:18 AM
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It's just as we expected. Now that DUmmy rsmithnumbers is permanently unemployed, he's taken to full-time bouncy production.
The problem is the poor guy's intellect is so limited the bouncies are terribly incompetent.
Nevertheless, if he keeps cranking out these stories at his current pace he'll have to be considered a Top Ten DUmpmonkey.
Wed Mar 6, 2013, 12:31 PM
rsmith6621 (6,529 posts)
Got in a PISSER With The Landlord
..Went down to get a new switch plate for the light switch this morning. The landlord ask me how I was doing with my job search, I said WELL I just got approved for another 26 weeks of unemployment benefits so I can start and finish out my training program.I am working towards my Class A CDL.
She asked who is paying for the training program I said the state and WIA. She said why should the state pay for you to retrain for a new job. I said so I can get back to work and get off of UE. She said WELL!!! the state shouldnt have to pay for every unfortunate circumstance in your life. I replied and reminded her that 25% of her rents were being paid by UE benefits currently and that those benefits are saving her property management company thousands in legal cost not having to evict people and adding to the bottom line.
I closed by saying if the state shouldn't be paying for this then how about we make corporations pay, they are the ones laying people off not the state. Perhaps they took a risk in hiring me so why shouldn't the risk include retraining me if they fall on hard times, that is not my fault.
Her eyes just rolled to the back of her head.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022467413
Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)
Wed Mar 6, 2013, 12:40 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (102,597 posts)
5. You rock, my dear rsmith6621!
That's telling her.
Good luck with getting your Class A CDL.
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A CDL won't amount to poop when he fails the drug screen. :stoner: :lmao:
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He's kind of like a pathetic and illiterate version of BouncyBall.
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How can anyone type something so insipid as "you rock" for being on federal unemployment for that long? Only in DUmmy-ville I guess...
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Her eyes just rolled to the back of her head.
I'll bet they did.
I love the RSmith bouncies, he always portrays himself as the meanest, nastiest, loathsome creep. He doesn't even realize it. I faithfully nominate him each year.
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I have said it before and I will say it again.
What kind of people do this ****ers run into? In all my life, I have never had any of these kind of conversations with random people or my landlords.
So they either initiate them or they don't exist.
I can see the landlord asking how the job search is going, but it ending right there.
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I closed by saying if the state shouldn't be paying for this then how about we make corporations pay, they are the ones laying people off not the state.
Corporations do pay for unemployment you moron. Every company has to pay unemployment insurance to the state even if they have a record of few or no layoffs.
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Her eyes just rolled to the back of her head.
Did she invoke Zuul, too?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7MAacSPNM[/youtube]
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Did she invoke Zuul, too?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7MAacSPNM[/youtube]
CDL's.....oh my god......now the idiot will be on the highway in a 35+ ton rolling death machine. Probably never learned to ride a tricycle and now there going to put him in a truck.
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If he is renting why us he buying his own switch cover? I would think he being a DUmmy would demand that the maintenance man come do it.
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Only truthful part of that was that it got another 26 weeks of UE.
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rsmith6621
I said WELL I just got approved for another 26 weeks of unemployment benefits so I can start and finish out my training program.I am working towards my Class A CDL.
26 weeks?!? It takes you that long to learn how to drive a freakin' truck??
:loser:
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Did he give any reason for suddenly wanting to learn to drive a truck? Too many reruns of Smokey and the Bandit? Late-night infomercials?
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26 weeks?!? It takes you that long to learn how to drive a freakin' truck??
:loser:
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He'll be driving for SWIFT
(http://www.ccjdigital.com/files/2010/07/Swift-Transportation.jpg)
SWIFT
Sure Wish I'd Finished Training
or
See What I ****-up Today
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Only truthful part of that was that it got another 26 weeks of UE.
He got another 26 weeks of unemployment which means he has already burned thru at least 26 weeks prior.
In my entire life I have been on unemployment for 1 1/2 weeks after a company I worked for closed the site I was employed at. I hated being on unemployment so I took the first job I came across which paid less than half of my previous salary. I worked this job for 7 months while getting my Cisco CCNA certification after hours at MY expense. This qualified me to get my current job and I feel good knowing that I didn't gubment assistance to succeed.
Suck it DUmmy. Shit happens in life. Responsible people fend for themselves. DUmmies run to the government teat for survival.
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I have never in 68 years gotten an unemployment check.....I feel cheated.....Dammit Obama, I want my part of your stash and an Obamaphone....in red....or I won't vote for next time.....come to think of it....I didn't vote for you the first or second time but I still want 4 years back unemployment and a red Obamaphone.