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Yes, I found it on Drudge.
Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
Lion stalks courting couple and kills woman as boyfriend runs for help wearing nothing but a condom
By Hannah Osborne: Subscribe to Hannah's RSS feed
March 6, 2013 2:06 PM GMT
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A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.
Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.
Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.
In other words, they thought he was a DUmb****. The rest of the story is here:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442888/20130306/lion-mauls-woman-death-zimbabwe-having-sex.htm
I could run with a whole bunch of jokes here . . . but I won't.
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Well, there's no crime in getting laid out in the open - especially in a third world hellhole like Zimbabwe.
I can't imagine a worse way to die than be mauled by an animal. :o
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At least he was wearing a condom.
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The lion must not like people making out on his territory.
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The lion must not like people making out on his territory.
And here I woulda thought you'd have said the lion was under orders from the evil bunny empire. :fuelfire:
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And here I woulda thought you'd have said the lion was under orders from the evil bunny empire. :fuelfire:
The Evil Bunny Empire would massacre humans.
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I don't know about evil bunny empires, but I do know that lions like to eat people---do it a lot in Africa. Over 10 years ago I had taken a deeply discounted low fare trip to Africa with a group from the St Louis Zoo. We didn't exactly stay in the higher end places, but did manage to stay in one nice looking lodge. One of the employees started talking about how many people were "taken out" by the lions that stalked the workman while constructing the lodge. So it might have been a coincidence with the activities of the couple making out in the bush. The lion probably thought that it would be easy to prey on them while they were otherwise occupied.
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I don't know about evil bunny empires, but I do know that lions like to eat people---do it a lot in Africa. Over 10 years ago I had taken a deeply discounted low fare trip to Africa with a group from the St Louis Zoo. We didn't exactly stay in the higher end places, but did manage to stay in one nice looking lodge. One of the employees started talking about how many people were "taken out" by the lions that stalked the workman while constructing the lodge. So it might have been a coincidence with the activities of the couple making out in the bush. The lion probably thought that it would be easy to prey on them while they were otherwise occupied.
OH how lucky you are to have seen Africa. Unfortunately you may have been safer out in the bush then you would have been in a town of size where the dangerous animals walk on two feet.
BTW------There is no place in the world where it is safe to have sex with a fisherman, or any man of the sea.
You know the OLD catch and release, unless one is hungry, few are keepers.
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OH how lucky you are to have seen Africa. Unfortunately you may have been safer out in the bush then you would have been in a town of size where the dangerous animals walk on two feet.
BTW------There is no place in the world where it is safe to have sex with a fisherman, or any man of the sea.
You know the OLD catch and release, unless one is hungry, few are keepers.
I did feel safer in the bush than going to some of my accounts (job for many years selling to the federal and city governments in the St Louis area). I went into some really scary places on the job. At least in Tanzania there was a guide with a gun.