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Title: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2008, 08:23:25 PM
It's slow on Skins's island today.

Anyway, there arose an issue here yesterday, about the term "bouncy."

The origins of "bouncy" are obscure, but it's obvious that our esteemed member Mr. Wiggum, if he didn't in fact invent the term,  Mr. Wiggum greatly popularized it.

In its original meaning, a "bouncy" was a "conversion story" told by a primitive, generally about how the primitive convinced someone decent and civilized to become a primitive.....and if the story happened to have a cop jumping out of the bushes, damn, that was one Hell of a great bouncy.

And then franksolich showed up at our old home, and in his sloppiness and arrogance, used "bouncy" to describe any lie told by a primitive.  This definition included, of course, all the "conversion stories," but as the primitives tell a lot of whoppers, the "conversion stories" were but a small part.

Alas, other members who erroneously assumed franksolich knew what he was talking about, started using the word "bouncy" in the same general overall sense he was.

I dunno about anybody else, and certainly wouldn't dream of dictating language, but from now on, franksolich himself is going to use "bouncy" in its original sense, "conversion stories" told by primitives.

And as for lies of the primitives NOT involving conversion, generally being exaggerations or distortions of the personal predicaments of the primitives, well, there's that fine word "stretchy."

Try to imagine the BicentennialBoobsBaby primitive, for example, trying to stretch a pair of 40" waistline panties so as to accommodate her girth, and there you have it; that's quite a stretch, or stretchy.

And by the way, does anybody have any pictures of bouncing balls, balloons, whatnot, that they can post?  There's been some great bouncy pictures posted, both at our old home and here, but I never saved any.

However, I have no idea how one might illustrate a "stretchy."


Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2008, 08:34:33 PM
Bouncy:

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Yesterday in the grocery line, some guy was grousing about the cost of gas. I reminded him it was because of *'s illegal war.  The guy immediately ran away while everyone in the store smiled and applauded.

Stretchy:
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This morning when I got up my Obama sign was defaced with "McCain Uber Alles" spray paint all over it.  And my dog was suddenly pregnant.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2008, 08:36:56 PM
Those are great examples of what I mean, freedumb2003.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2008, 08:38:17 PM
Those are great examples of what I mean, freedumb2003.

I live to serve. :)
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2008, 08:41:12 PM
And you do so well, and franksolich for one is very appreciative of it.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Carl on June 07, 2008, 08:59:51 PM
I would say that stretchy is a very good description of their make believe stories.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Randy on June 08, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
I would say that stretchy is a very good description of their make believe stories.

I'm partial to just calling it Bullshit. After all it's worked for years. :-)

(ETA) the smiley to go with one. (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/bull.gif)

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 08, 2008, 05:19:28 PM
The term bouncy actually came from the poster known as "Bouncy Ball".  A nutjob teacher in Texas who posted constantly about everything in her life.  Her stories weren't necessarily all conversion stories.  Someone just started calling all the conversion stories "bouncies".

There's a thread with Bouncy Ball's "greatest hits" in the Dumping Ground.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Rebel on June 08, 2008, 05:26:55 PM
Someone just started calling all the conversion stories "bouncies".

....and some of the DUmmies adopted the verbiage.  :lmao:
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 08, 2008, 05:44:14 PM
Someone just started calling all the conversion stories "bouncies".

....and some of the DUmmies adopted the verbiage.  :lmao:

And the DUmmies claim that they don't read conservative websites.  :lmao:
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: jendf on June 08, 2008, 07:20:09 PM
The term bouncy actually came from the poster known as "Bouncy Ball".  A nutjob teacher in Texas who posted constantly about everything in her life.  Her stories weren't necessarily all conversion stories.  Someone just started calling all the conversion stories "bouncies".

There's a thread with Bouncy Ball's "greatest hits" in the Dumping Ground.

Whatever happened to Bouncy Ball? Anyone know?
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
The term bouncy actually came from the poster known as "Bouncy Ball".  A nutjob teacher in Texas who posted constantly about everything in her life.  Her stories weren't necessarily all conversion stories.  Someone just started calling all the conversion stories "bouncies".

There's a thread with Bouncy Ball's "greatest hits" in the Dumping Ground.

Whatever happened to Bouncy Ball? Anyone know?

She may be posting under a different name.  Or not, no one really knows for sure.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: lars1701c on June 09, 2008, 07:55:28 AM
And you do so well, and franksolich for one is very appreciative of it.

Dude is it a sigh of mental problems when you start talking about yourself in the third person?  :-) JK frank you are prolly the sanest person I have read on any website :D
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Chris_ on June 09, 2008, 07:58:56 AM
It's slow on Skins's island today.

Anyway, there arose an issue here yesterday, about the term "bouncy."

The origins of "bouncy" are obscure, but it's obvious that our esteemed member Mr. Wiggum, if he didn't in fact invent the term,  Mr. Wiggum greatly popularized it.

In its original meaning, a "bouncy" was a "conversion story" told by a primitive, generally about how the primitive convinced someone decent and civilized to become a primitive.....and if the story happened to have a cop jumping out of the bushes, damn, that was one Hell of a great bouncy.

And then franksolich showed up at our old home, and in his sloppiness and arrogance, used "bouncy" to describe any lie told by a primitive.  This definition included, of course, all the "conversion stories," but as the primitives tell a lot of whoppers, the "conversion stories" were but a small part.

Alas, other members who erroneously assumed franksolich knew what he was talking about, started using the word "bouncy" in the same general overall sense he was.

I dunno about anybody else, and certainly wouldn't dream of dictating language, but from now on, franksolich himself is going to use "bouncy" in its original sense, "conversion stories" told by primitives.

And as for lies of the primitives NOT involving conversion, generally being exaggerations or distortions of the personal predicaments of the primitives, well, there's that fine word "stretchy."

Try to imagine the BicentennialBoobsBaby primitive, for example, trying to stretch a pair of 40" waistline panties so as to accommodate her girth, and there you have it; that's quite a stretch, or stretchy.

And by the way, does anybody have any pictures of bouncing balls, balloons, whatnot, that they can post?  There's been some great bouncy pictures posted, both at our old home and here, but I never saved any.

However, I have no idea how one might illustrate a "stretchy."



(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/bouncy.jpg)
as requested.   :-)
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Chris_ on June 09, 2008, 09:17:22 AM
And you do so well, and franksolich for one is very appreciative of it.

Dude is it a sigh of mental problems when you start talking about yourself in the third person?  :-) JK frank you are prolly the sanest person I have read on any website :D

bs for not understanding Coach's style.
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: stickyboot on June 10, 2008, 12:22:29 AM
...However, I have no idea how one might illustrate a "stretchy."


(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/oppie420/rubber_man.jpg)
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: lastparker on June 10, 2008, 10:42:33 AM
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/phobucketforcu/skippy1-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: "bouncy" versus "stretchy"
Post by: Tucker on June 10, 2008, 11:39:41 AM

However, I have no idea how one might illustrate a "stretchy."




(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/596e31cc.jpg)