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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 05, 2013, 05:14:29 PM
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cali (77,633 posts)
Venezuela accuses enemies of poisoning ailing Chavez
Venezuela accused the domestic and foreign enemies of Venezuela of poisoning ailing President Hugo Chavez and expelled a U.S. Embassy attache who it said was seeking military support for a plot against the government, Vice President Nicolas Maduro said Tuesday.
David Del Monaco, an Air Force attache for the U.S. Embassy, had been expelled Tuesday "for being implicated in conspiratorial plan, the information ministry said.
Some day, he told the press in a lengthy statement, there will be "scientific proof" that Chavez, fighting a battle with cancer, was poisoned. He also called Venezuela's political right-wing an "oligarchy" and an "enemy of the nation." Maduro urged supporters to close ranks and exercise "unity and discipline."
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http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/05/world/americas/venezuela-chavez-main/?hpt=hp_t2
Cleita (62,234 posts)
1. They did it to Arafat apparently. This is not that far fetched considering. n/t
ananda (12,124 posts)
5. I've read that it was a poison that causes cancer..
.. like radiating the food and/or drink or something.
Cleita (62,234 posts)
7. Just a little tin foil hat here.
Arafat was ailing from other diseases as well. Could be a poison that works on someone who is weakened with disease to begin with. Of course, now I'm going into unfounded conspiracy theory territory, I know. However, considering the dirty dealings our CIA have done in the past to world leaders that didn't march in lockstep with what the USA wants, it makes me wonder.
Cleita (62,234 posts)
10. But what if he wasn't dying? What if surgery and chemotherapy were
enough to put him in remission? I have had several friends today who have beaten cancer, some of it serious that would have killed someone thirty years ago. But when you have cancer and are doing chemotherapy your immune system is vulnerable and easy to attack. Wouldn't this be a perfect poisoner's situation, where he could kill somebody off and yet it would go mostly undetected because in a normal person, it wouldn't be lethal?
Cleita (62,234 posts)
12. Look at history. Our government has always had a strong desire
to overthrow Chavez one way or the other. He made big enemies with our oil interests down there. They tried to overthrow him in a coup that it turns out our CIA was behind.
http://venezuelanalysis.com/analysis/800
Comrade Grumpy (2,535 posts)
4. There better be a smoking syringe or they're just going to come off as paranoid.
Remember the Reichstag!!!!
geek tragedy (22,541 posts)
17. Next stop: blaming 'Zionists' and Freemasons
Not encouraging that the VP of Venezuela, who would take over, is batshit insane.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022462583
This is going to be awesome.
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Cleita (62,234 posts)
1. They did it to Arafat apparently. This is not that far fetched considering. n/t
Cleita (62,234 posts)
7. Just a little tin foil hat here.
Arafat was ailing from other diseases as well. Could be a poison that works on someone who is weakened with disease to begin with. Of course, now I'm going into unfounded conspiracy theory territory, I know. However, considering the dirty dealings our CIA have done in the past to world leaders that didn't march in lockstep with what the USA wants, it makes me wonder.
Umm, I heard Arafat was gay and had AIDS, and they couldn't publicize it because of Islam's view on homosexuality.
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These people are nuts.
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These people are nuts.
They give nuts a bad name.
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Umm, I heard Arafat was gay and had AIDS, and they couldn't publicize it because of Islam's view on homosexuality.
The CIA Christofascists bred homophobia into Muslim culture and then injected AIDS into the rectum of an underaged boy.</du>
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These people are nuts.
You just noticed this?
:tongue:
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Why on earth would Obama want to kill a fellow traveler?
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Cleita (62,234 posts)
1. They did it to Arafat apparently. This is not that far fetched considering. n/t
Mitt Romney did it to some guy's wife. Probably hard to pull off on a big shot world leader but worth looking into.
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Next thing you know, they'll accuse the Kenyan of icing the round red sodomite.
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Next thing you know, they'll accuse the Kenyan of icing the round red sodomite.
<--- grassy knoll bunn-man
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Truth be known...some wascally wabbit hopped down there, and went all thumper on the sorry commie's ass. :-)
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One of these days they will connect the dots and realize that it was the sequester after all.
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One of these days they will connect the dots and realize that it was the sequester after all.
OMG!!1!!11!!! The Sequestrians flagged the PayPal account!!111!1 :panic: :panic:
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Connect the dots.....connect the dots....is that secret DUmmie slang for multiple hits of acid (LSD)?
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Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever spinning reel
As the images unwind
Like the circles
That you find
In the chemtrails of your mind
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Oswald did it! He was part of a CIA plot to infect Castro with cancer back in the 1960s.
Flash forward to 2012, Ernesto Guevara, from his luxurious underground bunker/t-shirt emporium becomes worried that Potato Head Hugo will cut into Ernesto's t-shirt sales. He confers with his great friend, Fidel the Death man, who pulls out a phial of the cancer serum Oswald bungled and let fall into Castro's hands, which was the real reason Jack Ruby took him out, and let's Ernesto poison Potato Head with it.
Of course, all this happened in December, they decided to hold off announcing it until March 5 for symbolic reasons, namely being the day that Stalin was poisoned.
Symbolism is of the utmost importance to socialists because they are incapable of integrated thinking.
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He probably got it from shipping all that uranium to Iran.
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You know, we're all talking about this dead, potato-headed asshat and I find out that Paul Bearer died! He's a little past my time of watching professional wrestling but still...
RIP.
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Why on earth would Obama want to kill a fellow traveler?
For showing him up as a commie.
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Wait! 0bama killed Paul Bearer?
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Wait! 0bama killed Paul Bearer?
Not only that, and you'll have to do some quantum dot connecting on this, but the day after Paul Bearer dies, Rand Paul takes to the senate floor for a historic filiblizzard.
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Not only that, and you'll have to do some quantum dot connecting on this, but the day after Paul Bearer dies, Rand Paul takes to the senate floor for a historic filiblizzard.
And both Paul Bearer and Yugo were born in 1954, only a few months apart.
Coincidence?
I think not.
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And both Paul Bearer and Yugo were born in 1954, only a few months apart.
Coincidence?
I think not.
They both appear to have big heads.
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Why on earth would Obama want to kill a fellow traveler?
For showing him up as a commie.
History has shown that commies kill other commies. Commies are their own worst enemies.
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History has shown that commies kill other commies. Commies are their own worst enemies.
You got my drift.
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Why on earth would Obama want to kill a fellow traveler?
Socialists/Communists/Progressives/Liberals eat their young.
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'Hugo Chavez’s Body To Be Permanently Displayed'
4:26 PM, Mar 7, 2013 • By DANIEL HALPER
The AP reports:
CARACAS, Venezuela — Acting Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro says Hugo Chavez’s body to be permanently displayed.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/hugo-chavez-s-body-be-permanently-displayed_706598.html
Well, VZ, despite its oil wealth, is a mostly impoverished country. They paid a Cuban taxidermist a small fortune last month for a state-of-the-art stuffed Yugo, so they should try to get their money's worth.
Yugo could become a revered commie figure like Eva Peron's carcass:
Aside from a broken nose, damaged feet, and a few gashes on her face, Evita was actually in pretty good shape. She was kept at Perón’s villa, even sitting in the dinner room while Peron and his new wife Isabel ate their meals. Isabel combed the corpse’s hair in a daily devotion and, at Juan’s request, lie inside the coffin next to Evita to absorb some of her political magic. In 1974, Juan returned to power as president of Argentina. Upon his death, Isabel succeeded him and returned Eva’s body to Argentina where it was briefly displayed next to Juan’s body .
http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/eva-perons-restless-corpse/
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'Hugo Chavez’s Body To Be Permanently Displayed'
How gross is that? bleh..
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'Hugo Chavez’s Body To Be Permanently Displayed'
How gross is that? bleh..
Tourist attraction. They've seen the long lines at Lenin's tomb.
No one, but no one, visits Moscow without checking out Vlad's moth-eaten carcass.
It would be like spending days in Memphis and never cruising by Graceland.
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Tourist attraction. They've seen the long lines at Lenin's tomb.
No one, but no one, visits Moscow without checking out Vlad's moth-eaten carcass.
It would be like spending days in Memphis and never cruising by Graceland.
Gosh...they did it too Eva Perone too. Can you imagine if they start doing that here?
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Gosh...they did it too Eva Perone too. Can you imagine if they start doing that here?
I bet there is one person who would have their body on permanent display.
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I bet there is one person who would have their body on permanent display.
You? So future generations can worship your beauty?
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You? So future generations can worship your beauty?
Smoooooth . . . :tongue:
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Tourist attraction. They've seen the long lines at Lenin's tomb.
No one, but no one, visits Moscow without checking out Vlad's moth-eaten carcass.
It would be like spending days in Memphis and never cruising by Graceland.
They'll get the gringos at the souvenir shop on the way out.
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They'll get the gringos at the souvenir shop on the way out.
If they sell "bluster", they don't need oil. :fuelfire: