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Title: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2013, 04:25:00 PM
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Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:04 PM
nadinbrzezinski (116,843 posts)

Breaking, Chavez is dead
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022463265


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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:05 PM
Cleita (62,225 posts)

1. Yep, I hope they do a really thorough autopsy on him.



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Response to Cleita (Reply #1)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:05 PM
Dreamer Tatum (6,864 posts)

3. Yeah, all that cancer treatment may have been unnecessary.


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Response to Cleita (Reply #5)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:10 PM
Dreamer Tatum (6,864 posts)

10. Yeah, I hear you. The CIA killed two of my grandparents with cancer.

And gave it to one of my dogs, which I had to put down.

To this day I wonder what my dog and my grandparents knew that made them so dangerous.



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Response to Dreamer Tatum (Reply #10)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:14 PM
Cleita (62,225 posts)

14. I know you hate Chavez for whatever reason.
But I don't give a crap about your sarcastic little screeds about him. The simple truth is he pissed off the American backed oil companies so they used the American bully pulpit and media to make people like you believe he was evil incarnate.


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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:05 PM
SidDithers (25,518 posts)

2. Yeah. You're the 3rd thread to announce it...nt


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Response to Dreamer Tatum (Reply #4)
Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:08 PM
SidDithers (25,518 posts)

7. The intrepid reporter got scooped on the really big nooz again...









 

 
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: DefiantSix on March 05, 2013, 04:29:11 PM
And among all the weeping and wailing and rending of their garments, the DUmbshits never noticed they were being made fun of...

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Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:10 PM
Dreamer Tatum (6,864 posts)

10. Yeah, I hear you. The CIA killed two of my grandparents with cancer.

And gave it to one of my dogs, which I had to put down.

To this day I wonder what my dog and my grandparents knew that made them so dangerous.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2013, 04:31:22 PM
Thee DUmmies are just picking up the on the statement today by the VZ vice president, who accused the United States of infecting Yugo with cancer.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Chris_ on March 05, 2013, 04:31:30 PM
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Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:14 PM
Cleita (62,225 posts)

14. I know you hate Chavez for whatever reason.
But I don't give a crap about your sarcastic little screeds about him. The simple truth is he pissed off the American backed oil companies so they used the American bully pulpit and media to make people like you believe he was evil incarnate.
If George Bush had done the same things Chavez did in his decade-plus as Venezuela's "President For Life", liberals would be calling for his assassination with DUmmy Cleita leading the crowd.

Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2013, 04:36:40 PM
For the big state funeral in Venezuela, I would suggest to the jug-eared Kenyan that he send Dennis Rodman to represent the United States.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: thundley4 on March 05, 2013, 04:45:04 PM
Braking nooz.  Cancer has freed itself from a large piece of fecal matter.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 05, 2013, 04:47:24 PM
Why go through all the trouble of cutting up the body when you'll blame a scapegoat no matter what?
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Freeper on March 05, 2013, 04:52:02 PM
And among all the weeping and wailing and rending of their garments, the DUmbshits never noticed they were being made fun of...


I am amazed that he hasn't been MIRTed yet.  :-)
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: thundley4 on March 05, 2013, 04:52:58 PM
Is it coincidence that they waited until today to announce Hugo the Dicktaster's death?  

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Joseph Stalin
Iosif Vissarionovič Stalin was the de facto leader of the Soviet Union from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953. Wikipedia
Born: December 18, 1878, Gori
Died: March 5, 1953, Kuntsevo Dacha
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
I think the addled submarine rider made this post for nadin.

No way on earth could she have spelled "breaking".
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: LC EFA on March 05, 2013, 05:22:38 PM
Is it too soon to start sending sacks of sleeping pills and cases of razorblades out to those pretentious wankers in hollywood who were oh-so enamoured of Chavez  (with a few shipments diverted to DU for good measure ) ?
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: njpines on March 05, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
Is it too soon to start sending sacks of sleeping pills and cases of razorblades out to those pretentious wankers in hollywood who were oh-so enamoured of Chavez  (with a few shipments diverted to DU for good measure ) ?

Sean Penn must be devastated  :bawl:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Carl on March 05, 2013, 05:41:27 PM
This has turned into a pleasant day after all :yahoo:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: DefiantSix on March 05, 2013, 05:55:46 PM
This has turned into a pleasant day after all :yahoo:

And they said that Sequester would be nothing but "Horrible... HORRIBLE, I tell you!!!"

 :-)
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Freeper on March 05, 2013, 05:59:01 PM
And they said that Sequester would be nothing but "Horrible... HORRIBLE, I tell you!!!"

 :-)

Well it is, for them anyway. The left will be in mourning for weeks now.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: jtyangel on March 05, 2013, 06:02:14 PM
Well it is, for them anyway. The left will be in mourning for weeks now.  :rotf:

Good, maybe the good side can get something accomplished while they are crying their rivers.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Airwolf on March 05, 2013, 06:02:31 PM
Want to bet El Guapo will have a wake by Thursday?
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Tucker on March 05, 2013, 06:42:34 PM
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Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:04 PM
nadinbrzezinski (116,843 posts)

Breaking, Chavez is dead

No more speculating. It's now official.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Chris_ on March 05, 2013, 06:52:40 PM
No more speculating. It's now official.
Thank God.  I was worried.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: DefiantSix on March 05, 2013, 07:10:02 PM
Thank God.  I was worried.

I was worried as well.  We're probably going to have to drive a stake through Castro's moldering corpse before Raul Castro admits that Fidel's been room temperature for years now...
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: thundley4 on March 05, 2013, 07:20:26 PM
If Obama doesn't go, he will send Jimmuh Carter to the funeral in his stead. Hell, Jimmuh could probably write the eulogy.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2013, 08:59:24 PM
If Obama doesn't go, he will send Jimmuh Carter to the funeral in his stead. Hell, Jimmuh could probably write the eulogy.

I'm still hoping it's Dennis Rodman.

If the muslim had a son, he'd look like Dennis Rodman.
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: Maxiest on March 06, 2013, 01:10:53 AM
I'm still hoping it's Dennis Rodman.

If the muslim had a son, he'd look like Dennis Rodman.

I would vote for Rodman before I would Obama. 
Title: Re: The Crazy Bald Dwarf Announces Yugo's Timely Demise
Post by: lastparker on March 06, 2013, 07:15:22 AM
If George Bush had done the same things Chavez did in his decade-plus as Venezuela's "President For Life", liberals would be calling for his assassination with DUmmy Cleita leading the crowd.



All George had to do was go to his ranch in Crawford for the holidays, and they called for his assassination.