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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on March 04, 2013, 08:14:20 PM
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Did Rabbits Kill the Neanderthals?
http://www.history.com/news/did-rabbits-kill-the-neanderthals
But it turns out we might be off the hook for Neanderthals’ demise—and that a much smaller species might be at fault. Writing in the latest issue of the Journal of Human Evolution, researchers lay the blame at the springboard-like feet of Oryctolagus cuniculus, also known as the European rabbit. More specifically, they claim that Neanderthals’ inability or unwillingness to eat the furry creatures placed them at a disadvantage to anatomically modern human, who excelled at hunting bunnies en masse.
This is a warning to humanity. The Neanderthals were wiped out by bunnies. It proves my point that the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War was a war not just confined to ptarmigans and rabbits. Rabbits also waged war on humans. The Neanderthals refusal to fight back proved to be their own demise. Humans face the same fate as the Neanderthals at the hands of the rabbits.
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Did Rabbits Kill the Neanderthals?
http://www.history.com/news/did-rabbits-kill-the-neanderthals
This is a warning to humanity. The Neanderthals were wiped out by bunnies. It proves my point that the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War was a war not just confined to ptarmigans and rabbits. Rabbits also waged war on humans. The Neanderthals refusal to fight back proved to be their own demise. Humans face the same fate as the Neanderthals at the hands of the rabbits.
Bullshit. All this proves is that bunnies are man's hit men. When we put out a contract on our big, ugly, stupid cousins, bunnies are the only ones that answered the call. Now that ptarmigans are getting a little mouthy, I think it's time to call on the bunnies again.
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Bullshit. All this proves is that bunnies are man's hit men. When we put out a contract on our big, ugly, stupid cousins, bunnies are the only ones that answered the call. Now that ptarmigans are getting a little mouthy, I think it's time to call on the bunnies again.
Spoon fed lies. Neanderthals refuse to fight back and essentially committed suicide. Suicide by bunnies.
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Lies and slander. I'm a creationist not an evolutionist. We just asked God to flood the earth and attempted to breed to take over the world. We would've gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog.
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Yeah rabbits offed them. cause neanderthals are wussies.
Rabbits did us all a big favor too.
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Lesser species are to be replaced.
It is Nature's way. It is the ordained path.
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Yeah rabbits offed them. cause neanderthals are wussies.
Rabbits did us all a big favor too.
Rabbits will go after humans next.
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Rabbits will go after humans next.
Obviously, you've never heard of the Rabbit-Human Alliance.
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Obviously, you've never heard of the Rabbit-Human Alliance.
An alliance content with suicide.
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It was Bush that did it (DU Mode Off)