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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on March 04, 2013, 07:11:46 PM
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Now this is a real man.
Kicks cancer in one week (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022459435)
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Last EVER melanoma update: Cancer gets its candy-ass kicked ... AGAIN!
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I got my path report back, and the margins are completely clear. I will continue to be an abrasive jerk for at least a while longer, because cancer has taken its sniveling butt elsewhere ... AGAIN!
Once more, thanks to my DU brothers and sisters who cheered me up through a fairly shitty week. I was, and remain, touched by your caring.
on edit: typo (I can't type worth a shit under normal circumstances, and I'm pretty jacked up right now!)
One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?
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He probably had a venereal wart removed or just a hemorrhoid , but cancer sounds more macho.
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Now this is a real man.
Kicks cancer in one week (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022459435)
One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?
PRAISE BE TO OBAMA!!
ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH!
(Awww, Hell!)
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There's always a chance that he's got some bad cells still circulating around looking for a place to land.
Nah. DUmmy numbersBoo just ran a one-week cancer bouncy, no different from his military bouncies.
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There's always a chance that he's got some bad cells still circulating around looking for a place to land.
Nah. DUmmy numbersBoo just ran a one-week cancer bouncy, no different from his military bouncies.
Maybe Pam told him to get off of her schtick.
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(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4821965011224222&pid=1.7)
Being that hard up for attention is beyond juvenile. It's deranged, but that's a given.
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A sequester success story!
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Now this is a real man.
Kicks cancer in one week (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022459435)
One week ago he was diagnosed with melanoma and now it's gone?
Translation: He had a couple of skin tags, the doc froze them off with some liquid nitrogen, and viola!
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I hope someone asks him about that......
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The DUmmies claim that pot cures cancer. So maybe he smoked so much that it cured him in a week.
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Coming from a family whose life was turned around last year after a cancer diagnosis, this is more than just a bouncy. It's complete and total BS. The oncologists will not declare you to be cancer free so soon, if ever. THey place you into a state of surveillance with decreasing/increasing frequency depending upon the prognosis. I don't even think they use the term 'remission' any more. Any residual cancer cells can find a new place in the body to fester and all that it takes is one cell that can't be detected until it multiplies.
If this DUmmy truly had skin cancer and has been given a good prognosis, that's great for him. But his story is BS.
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Poor cancer never had a chance. The host was just too toxic. :p
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The only way someone like 11 Bravo, or any DUmbass for that matter, could defeat cancer is put a pistol to their head and pull the ****ing trigger. DUmbasses and the people like them are a cancer on this nation and should be eliminated with extreme prejudice.
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Poor cancer never had a chance. The host was just too toxic. :p
H^5, about spit my coffee out.
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He probably had a venereal wart removed or just a hemorrhoid , but cancer sounds more macho.
I was thinking a Wood Tick or something like that.
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Translation: He had a couple of skin tags, the doc froze them off with some liquid nitrogen, and viola!
Now that's interesting. Until they started running those incessant TV commercials a few weeks ago, I'd never heard the term "skin tags".
I assumed it was invented for the commercial, like "Low T".