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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on June 07, 2008, 03:23:03 PM
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-07-08 04:02 PM
Original message
They're looking at your naked body!
Advertisements [?]Posted by Soulskill on Saturday June 07, @12:00AM
from the too-cheap-to-hire-superman dept.
Lapzilla brings word that airports around the US are beginning to use a new type of body-scanning machine which records pictures of travelers underneath their clothing. The process takes roughly 30 seconds, and the person viewing the pictures is located in a separate room. We've discussed similar scanners in the past. From USAToday:
" said passengers would be alarmed if they saw the image of their body. 'It all seems very clinical and non-threatening -- you go through this portal and don't have any idea what's at the other end,' he said. Passengers scanned in Baltimore said they did not know what the scanner did and were not told why they were directed into the booth. Magazine-sized signs are posted around the checkpoint explaining the scanners, but passengers said they did not notice them."
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?no_d2=1&sid=08/06/07...
How long before the pics show up online?
QuestionAll (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-07-08 04:06 PM
Response to Original message
1. people in this country are WAY too self-conscious about their naked bodies.
we're all humans, and we all have the same stuff as everyone else, in one or the other of two basic models.
i think a lot of it comes from the inclinations of the over-religious toward ingraining shame into children's heads.
edwardlindy (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-07-08 04:08 PM
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2. Now's the time to start writing messages
on your body with a soft pencil like "I don't need to use an x-ray machine to figure you've only got a little dick you pervert"
Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-07-08 04:14 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Americans will do anything their told. No pride at all!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3403293
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I'll bet most DUmmies would support this if it only finds teh guns and not teh dope.
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-07-08 04:14 PM
Response to Reply #5
7. Americans will do anything their told. No pride at all!
Agreed, but surprising coming from a DUmmy.
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From their picture threads, if the Dummies do any travel via air the TSA screener should get a huuuuuuuuuuge raise.
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They are probably scared the xray will detect their dildos up their butts and bondage clamps everywhere else.
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I'll bet most DUmmies would support this if it only finds teh guns and not teh dope.
How true! :rotf:
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How long will it be before they start saying we are profiling fat, naked people?
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
And, here's Schade, happy in the knowledge there are screeners somewhere looking through her clothes:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2172046553_f57a16aa43_o.jpg)
;)
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
And, here's Schade, happy in the knowledge there are screeners somewhere looking through her clothes:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2172046553_f57a16aa43_o.jpg)
;)
Hey now... I thought I gave you that in confidence. :evillaugh:
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
H5 for the pick. LOL
fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens. :rotf:
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
H5 for the pick. LOL
fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens. :rotf:
Well if you do... if you do.... *giggles*.... be sure to send me the wmv. :naughty:
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A typical DUmmie going through the scanner.
(http://www.lapropagationduchaos.net/what/homer_vf/homer_brain.jpg)
H5 for the pick. LOL
fwiw, I wear boxers so I'm gunna give a lot of wiggle and see what happens. :rotf:
Or, take Viagara beforehand and give the wiggle!
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This will last until the first DUmmie hits a scanner. The effect of which will be a technician running out of the booth tears streaming while screamin "My Eyes! MY EYES!"
On the other hand, I'm surprised no one has mentioned that we seem to have stumbled into Airplane 2. The scene where the sucurity guards are "X-raying" all of the female passengers while letting anyone with guns pass them.