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Title: My feminist bouncy
Post by: longview on March 03, 2013, 11:33:03 AM: I'm still shaking as I type this.

So, I needed a program loaded onto my computer. It's an important one so I took it to the computer place. The guys kept it two days and then called an said it was ready.

When I went to pick it up I asked what I owed. The guy waiting on me said it was so easy to do there was no charge. THEN from somewhere in back, another guy calls out, "Bring us cookies. No store bought, either." COOKIES! Do they think that everyone born with a uterus is here to cook for them?

I shouted that that Friedman chic didn't burn her bra in the 60s so I could barter for services with cookies in the whatever this decade is called! I thought maybe even a cleaning lady might applaud my point, but looking around, I had stunned them into silence, the person holding the broom was male, too. Taking jobs away from women!

As I left, I bemoaned the lack of foilage in my region. No bushes for a cop to be, or better an attorney who would respresent me (pro bono) when I sue.
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: longview on March 03, 2013, 11:33:33 AM: So how was that? :wink:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2013, 11:45:50 AM: :rofl:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: seahorse513 on March 03, 2013, 12:33:41 PM: I dunno, I would make them cookies!! Especially if they were cute!!! :naughty:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on March 03, 2013, 12:34:14 PM: Compared to what some of those places charge, if all you had to do was bake cookies, you got off easy.
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on March 03, 2013, 01:02:17 PM: I would have made them cookies also.
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Maxiest on March 03, 2013, 01:09:12 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: longview on March 03, 2013, 01:30:50 PM: I DID make cookies for them. lol

The idea for the bouncy came while I was making them. Just figured lib gals would pitch a feminazi-style fit, since they are against everything and look for trouble everywhere. I had an afterthought: I could have added that one guy was "Hanging his head in shame, probably because of guilt from his white male priveledge." Gads they are loony people.

The computer guys are getting some of these and so are the people at the tire place who rather than have my daughter get her car towed when she blew the sidewall one front tire and getting stuck in a ice pit, went out and put a new one on so she could get it to the shop to fix the other that also needed changed but would make it a little ways. They wouldn't take money for doing that, either.

Here's the cookies.

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/cavistonm/cookiesforbarter_zps28cfabed.jpg)
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2013, 02:31:57 PM: Those cookies look great. Way to go!
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Celtic Rose on March 03, 2013, 02:57:30 PM: You are single handedly dragging the feminist movement back 5 decades with those cookies :panic:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Maxiest on March 03, 2013, 03:08:33 PM: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
Quote from: Celtic Rose on March 03, 2013, 02:57:30 PM
You are single handedly dragging the feminist movement back 5 decades with those cookies :panic:
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on March 03, 2013, 06:11:24 PM: Did you substitute Ex-Lax for the chocolate chips?
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: Maxiest on March 03, 2013, 06:18:46 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on March 03, 2013, 06:11:24 PM
Did you substitute Ex-Lax for the chocolate chips?

Women Power!
Title: Re: My feminist bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2013, 07:48:41 AM: Quote from: Maxiest on March 03, 2013, 06:18:46 PM
Women Power!

Actually, that would be Colon Power! :fuelfire: