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Title: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: RobJohnson on March 02, 2013, 04:30:03 PM
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My wife is just such a pain in the ass!” he said, as we were changing in the gym locker room.

“You know how it is…” he finished.

Blankly, I stared at him, cocking my head sideways like a befuddled mastiff.

“No. I really don’t,” I replied.

As I finished dressing myself and walked out, you could hear a pin drop. The gentlemen had certainly never heard, nor ever expected to hear, a response like that from “one of the guys” for as long as he’d live.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/03/02/im-guy-and-ill-never-badmouth-my-wife/#ixzz2MQC5KfpU

Worth reading. Hats off to Steven Crowder.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: rich_t on March 02, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
He was obviously never married to my ex.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: BEG on March 02, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
He was obviously never married to my ex.

Heh  :rotf:
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: CG6468 on March 02, 2013, 09:17:44 PM
I've never done that either.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: RobJohnson on March 02, 2013, 09:35:50 PM
He was obviously never married to my ex.

 :lol:
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: longview on March 03, 2013, 01:09:31 AM
Good for him!

It sickens me to hear married people trash their spouse.  Really sickens me.  For one thing, growing up as a street urchin that is how I heard prostitutes talk about their johns.  Mocked them.  Pointed out their faults.  So, what's the difference here?  And, what kind of person crawls into bed with someone they loathe or think a fool?  Who on earth would be in business with a fool?  A business is what a family, or even a couple, is.

Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: RobJohnson on March 03, 2013, 02:29:50 AM
Good for him!

It sickens me to hear married people trash their spouse.  Really sickens me.  For one thing, growing up as a street urchin that is how I heard prostitutes talk about their johns.  Mocked them.  Pointed out their faults.  So, what's the difference here?  And, what kind of person crawls into bed with someone they loathe or think a fool?  Who on earth would be in business with a fool?  A business is what a family, or even a couple, is.



 :cheersmate:

I know my father never said ill words about my mother to anyone.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 03, 2013, 03:09:53 AM
I never ever talk bad about my wife...
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6892/ayeshatakiasized.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Wineslob on March 04, 2013, 09:18:47 AM
I never ever talk bad about my wife...
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6892/ayeshatakiasized.jpg)

You married a vegetable?
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 04, 2013, 09:25:39 AM
You married a vegetable?

He married the melons.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Big Dog on March 04, 2013, 09:42:55 AM
I never ever talk bad about my wife...
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6892/ayeshatakiasized.jpg)

I never ever talk bad about your wife, either.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Big Dog on March 04, 2013, 09:44:10 AM
You married a vegetable?

Do you know the worst part of eating vegetables?

The wheelchair.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 04, 2013, 05:03:37 PM
OK, so she's not really my wife. But if she was, I would never talk bad about her.
I think she is a movie star in India.

but ya know...it could happen.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: thundley4 on March 04, 2013, 05:11:58 PM
OK, so she's not really my wife. But if she was, I would never talk bad about her.
I think she is a movie star in India.

but ya know...it could happen.

Ayesha Takia
Ayesha Takia-Azmi is an Indian actress who mainly appears in Bollywood films. She made her film debut in Taarzan: The Wonder Car for which she won the Filmfare Best Debut Award in 2004. Her most recent commercial successful was the 2009 film Wanted. Wikipedia
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: Boudicca on March 04, 2013, 05:31:11 PM
You married a vegetable?

I'm sure his wife isn't a libtard Democrat!
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 04, 2013, 05:42:04 PM
I've said on more than one occasion (both with my wife present, and not) that I should petition the Roman Catholic Church to have my wife declared a saint.  Two things gum up the works--1) she's Lutheran, and 2) she's still alive, hopefully for a long time.  I praise her fairly regularly, and often--she puts up with me.
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: RobJohnson on March 05, 2013, 02:35:19 AM
I've said on more than one occasion (both with my wife present, and not) that I should petition the Roman Catholic Church to have my wife declared a saint.  Two things gum up the works--1) she's Lutheran, and 2) she's still alive, hopefully for a long time.  I praise her fairly regularly, and often--she puts up with me.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm a guy and I'll never badmouth my wife- Steven Crowder
Post by: vesta111 on March 12, 2013, 10:26:20 AM
:cheersmate:

Oh My the guys and gals that bad mouth their mates are asking for it. 

All kinds of wolves at the door.   Male and female.   

Girls that discuss their sex lives among each other are really asking for it when one of the females get a yen for their husband. Dumb woman gives others a heads up on what their sex life is all about what he likes that the wife does not.    Get the picture ?????

Males with a hankering for some strange stuff will listen carefully to the husbands complaints and be sure to know what sets the wife off and not repeat their mistakes.