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Title: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: Kimberly on February 27, 2013, 07:26:10 PM
Link of joy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018312157#post1)

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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:33 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)

When you die, there will be nobody waiting to greet you
There will be no white light, no reunion with loved ones, no long gone pets, children or parents.

Friends who died before you won't meet you in the afterlife, and there will be no paradise.

That is because there is no heaven. No hell.

Just now.

Just here.

If you regret something you did, you will never have a chance to change it.

All we have is now - RIGHT now, as a matter of fact.

So what are you doing right now?

Psst..taverner...no one will miss you when you're gone either.

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:38 PM
 CaliforniaPeggy (102,515 posts)
3. You're in a dark place today, my dear Taverner...

Right now I'm sitting here, typing my words to you. Pretty soon, my husband and I will go out for an early lunch...

I agree that all we have is now. In fact, I recently wrote this poem about that very thing. Perhaps you'll enjoy it.


Bright Line

now is its time

the rest is either over
or

never

Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still

Do we realize

the future may never arrive
and the past is

done

Here is our bright line

We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

it will turn to drab grey nothing
and

vanish.


 :lame:
 


 
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: thundley4 on February 27, 2013, 07:32:47 PM
*blink* *blink* *blink*
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: JakeStyle on February 27, 2013, 07:33:40 PM
The random extra spaces make it extra special.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 27, 2013, 08:14:41 PM
Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox').  You got any examples?
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 27, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: thundley4 on February 27, 2013, 09:06:38 PM
Obama

The End All

The Be All

The Alpha

The Omega.

Dog Poop
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BattleHymn on February 27, 2013, 09:12:52 PM
Taverner is lucky there is a thereafter, otherwise there would be a lot less of his kind around, and a lot more of mine. 
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2013, 09:17:24 PM
So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.


SCHWEET!
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BattleHymn on February 27, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.


SCHWEET!

Let me know if and when you need help, or just an assistant.  I'm a fast learner, and not afraid to get my hands bloody dirty.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2013, 11:16:04 PM
Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox').  You got any examples?

Actually, I was thinking that heavy doses of scheduled narcotics were probably a very good idea where CalPig's poetry is concerned.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: Tess Anderson on February 27, 2013, 11:26:12 PM
Oh yes, this. Tav is still as miserable as ever, and Peggy's poetry is still as bad as ever.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 27, 2013, 11:29:30 PM
I prefer my poetry from Psalms
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BEG on February 28, 2013, 12:14:12 AM
What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: thundley4 on February 28, 2013, 02:43:02 AM
What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??

Hush, I'm working on my ode to you.    :lmao:
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2013, 04:22:47 AM
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?

H5 for coming up with poetry almost at the level of Calpig's, and 'detoxing' me.

DAT, I see where you're going--actual toxins to detox one from CalPig's poetry.  It might work!
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2013, 07:37:29 AM
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Watchdog barking, do he bite?



I burst out laughing.  

*hiss*  *hiss*  *hiss*



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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 03:05 PM
Festivito (12,125 posts)
73. Wondering why someone would post something like that.

I doubt the person knows. 
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Response to Festivito (Reply #73)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...
 

Damn this passion of mine!!!

Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2013, 07:48:23 AM
The drug-addled DUmb**** shows us his ass:

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Response to Festivito (Reply #73)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...

And just which party is the current "leader," TavernSludge? :???: :whistling: ::)
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BEG on February 28, 2013, 08:04:41 AM
Hush, I'm working on my ode to you.    :lmao:

Get to work man!
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: USA4ME on February 28, 2013, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from:
CaliforniaPeggy

We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

The cars hiss by my window
Like the waves down on the beach

The Doors - Cars Hiss By My Window (1971)

.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 28, 2013, 09:32:14 AM
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: miskie on February 28, 2013, 09:43:25 AM
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Bright Line

now is its time

the rest is either over
or

never

Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still

Do we realize

the future may never arrive
and the past is

done

Here is our bright line

We must live
on this spot
or
watch as

it
hisses under
us

it will turn to drab grey nothing
and

vanish.


Thank you CalPeg - The Big Book of Poetry has been longing for an inspired new entry.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 28, 2013, 10:03:03 AM
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Awh hell, screw you
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: Karin on February 28, 2013, 10:10:26 AM
I can't wait for Miskie's piece!!!   :hyper:
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: FlaGator on February 28, 2013, 10:17:49 AM
I'm sure Taverner hopes he is right, if he's wrong then he may have Hell to pay.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 28, 2013, 10:23:29 AM
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Taverner (52,375 posts)

75. Because I am sick of this war menality!

I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...

If this is our only go-around and there is none to judge us why wouldn't I develop a war mentality to simply take that which pleases me.

"If God is dead, everything is permitted."
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2013, 10:28:25 AM
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord


C - I - L- L my landlord

:tongue: :whistling:
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 28, 2013, 02:18:16 PM
I want to try this poetry.

Liberals are dead
Hippies have fled
Politics are sweet
When the liberals are in full retreat
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2013, 02:31:08 PM
I want to try this poetry.

Liberals are dead
Hippies have fled
Politics are sweet
When the liberals are in full retreat

Too much structure.  Not enough spaces, and you capitalized the first letter. 

Go back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 28, 2013, 02:35:11 PM
Too much structure.  Not enough spaces, and you capitalized the first letter. 

Go back to the drawing board.
self   misery

self mistery

always abotu

self misery
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: Billiam Pitts on February 28, 2013, 03:02:38 PM
Peggy is such a chode.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: IassaFTots on February 28, 2013, 03:09:05 PM
self   misery

self mistery

always abotu

self misery

H5.  Much better.
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: delilahmused on February 28, 2013, 03:12:05 PM
Why the hell should he care...we have an all volunteer military and he's too ****ing old to volunteer. Like anything going on right now is affecting him in any way, shape or form. Its not like 0bama would drive over and personally give him a check if he wasn't spending money sending our troops where ever anyone with a Nobel Peace Prize sends the military.

Cindie
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: wasp69 on February 28, 2013, 04:47:21 PM
What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??

Did you really want one?  :therock:
Title: Re: Druggy Misery and CP Poetry
Post by: wasp69 on February 28, 2013, 04:51:25 PM
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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:33 PM
 Taverner (52,375 posts)

When you die, there will be nobody waiting to greet you
There will be no white light, no reunion with loved ones, no long gone pets, children or parents.

Friends who died before you won't meet you in the afterlife, and there will be no paradise.

That is because there is no heaven. No hell.

Just now.

Just here.

If you regret something you did, you will never have a chance to change it.

All we have is now - RIGHT now, as a matter of fact.

Spoken like a true addict.   :whatever:

You had better hope you're right, "hot shot".  Otherwise you'll have all eternity to contemplate your willful ignorance.