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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Kimberly on February 27, 2013, 07:26:10 PM
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Link of joy (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018312157#post1)
Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:33 PM
Taverner (52,375 posts)
When you die, there will be nobody waiting to greet you
There will be no white light, no reunion with loved ones, no long gone pets, children or parents.
Friends who died before you won't meet you in the afterlife, and there will be no paradise.
That is because there is no heaven. No hell.
Just now.
Just here.
If you regret something you did, you will never have a chance to change it.
All we have is now - RIGHT now, as a matter of fact.
So what are you doing right now?
Psst..taverner...no one will miss you when you're gone either.
Response to Taverner (Original post)
Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:38 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (102,515 posts)
3. You're in a dark place today, my dear Taverner...
Right now I'm sitting here, typing my words to you. Pretty soon, my husband and I will go out for an early lunch...
I agree that all we have is now. In fact, I recently wrote this poem about that very thing. Perhaps you'll enjoy it.
Bright Line
now is its time
the rest is either over
or
never
Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still
Do we realize
the future may never arrive
and the past is
done
Here is our bright line
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
it will turn to drab grey nothing
and
vanish.
:lame:
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*blink* *blink* *blink*
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The random extra spaces make it extra special.
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Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox'). You got any examples?
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We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
Watchdog barking, do he bite?
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Obama
The End All
The Be All
The Alpha
The Omega.
Dog Poop
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Taverner is lucky there is a thereafter, otherwise there would be a lot less of his kind around, and a lot more of mine.
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So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.
SCHWEET!
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So I could slowly torture a hundred liberals to death and there will never be a moral accounting of my soul.
SCHWEET!
Let me know if and when you need help, or just an assistant. I'm a fast learner, and not afraid to get my hands bloody dirty. :evillaugh:
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Hey DAT--I need to read some Vogon poetry now (think 'detox'). You got any examples?
Actually, I was thinking that heavy doses of scheduled narcotics were probably a very good idea where CalPig's poetry is concerned.
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Oh yes, this. Tav is still as miserable as ever, and Peggy's poetry is still as bad as ever.
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I prefer my poetry from Psalms
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What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??
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What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??
Hush, I'm working on my ode to you. :lmao:
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We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
Watchdog barking, do he bite?
H5 for coming up with poetry almost at the level of Calpig's, and 'detoxing' me.
DAT, I see where you're going--actual toxins to detox one from CalPig's poetry. It might work!
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Watchdog barking, do he bite?
I burst out laughing.
*hiss* *hiss* *hiss*
Response to Taverner (Original post)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 03:05 PM
Festivito (12,125 posts)
73. Wondering why someone would post something like that.
I doubt the person knows.
Response to Festivito (Reply #73)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!
I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...
Damn this passion of mine!!!
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The drug-addled DUmb**** shows us his ass:
Response to Festivito (Reply #73)
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 09:13 PM
Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!
I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...
And just which party is the current "leader," TavernSludge? :???: :whistling: ::)
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Hush, I'm working on my ode to you. :lmao:
Get to work man!
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CaliforniaPeggy
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
The cars hiss by my window
Like the waves down on the beach
The Doors - Cars Hiss By My Window (1971)
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We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord
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Bright Line
now is its time
the rest is either over
or
never
Time slides over us
we are hardly aware
it does not stand still
Do we realize
the future may never arrive
and the past is
done
Here is our bright line
We must live
on this spot
or
watch as
it
hisses under
us
it will turn to drab grey nothing
and
vanish.
Thank you CalPeg - The Big Book of Poetry has been longing for an inspired new entry.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Awh hell, screw you
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I can't wait for Miskie's piece!!! :hyper:
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I'm sure Taverner hopes he is right, if he's wrong then he may have Hell to pay.
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Taverner (52,375 posts)
75. Because I am sick of this war menality!
I want us to go to a peacetime economy - not the perpetual war our leaders have consigned us to...
If this is our only go-around and there is none to judge us why wouldn't I develop a war mentality to simply take that which pleases me.
"If God is dead, everything is permitted."
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Kill my landlord, kill my landlord
C - I - L- L my landlord
:tongue: :whistling:
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I want to try this poetry.
Liberals are dead
Hippies have fled
Politics are sweet
When the liberals are in full retreat
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I want to try this poetry.
Liberals are dead
Hippies have fled
Politics are sweet
When the liberals are in full retreat
Too much structure. Not enough spaces, and you capitalized the first letter.
Go back to the drawing board.
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Too much structure. Not enough spaces, and you capitalized the first letter.
Go back to the drawing board.
self misery
self mistery
always abotu
self misery
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Peggy is such a chode.
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self misery
self mistery
always abotu
self misery
H5. Much better.
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Why the hell should he care...we have an all volunteer military and he's too ****ing old to volunteer. Like anything going on right now is affecting him in any way, shape or form. Its not like 0bama would drive over and personally give him a check if he wasn't spending money sending our troops where ever anyone with a Nobel Peace Prize sends the military.
Cindie
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What, not an old hooha or nipples in the mix??
Did you really want one? :therock:
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Fri Feb 22, 2013, 01:33 PM
Taverner (52,375 posts)
When you die, there will be nobody waiting to greet you
There will be no white light, no reunion with loved ones, no long gone pets, children or parents.
Friends who died before you won't meet you in the afterlife, and there will be no paradise.
That is because there is no heaven. No hell.
Just now.
Just here.
If you regret something you did, you will never have a chance to change it.
All we have is now - RIGHT now, as a matter of fact.
Spoken like a true addict. :whatever:
You had better hope you're right, "hot shot". Otherwise you'll have all eternity to contemplate your willful ignorance.