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Title: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: NHSparky on February 24, 2013, 10:31:25 PM
Well gee....












Look, look at all the ****s I give!
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Dori on February 24, 2013, 10:35:57 PM
Well gee....

Look, look at all the ****s I give!

I can't remember the last time I watched them.....or cared.
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Skul on February 24, 2013, 10:36:52 PM
It was? Texacon and I were at a local VFW, watching the Daytona race.
I'm sure he's smitten with shame as much as I am.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: thundley4 on February 24, 2013, 10:37:42 PM
I can't remember the last time I watched them.....or cared.

The last time I watched was when David Letterman hosted them.  "Oprah, Uma, Uma, Oprah."

Did Obama win any?
Title: OSCARS: One Percenters Get Swag Bag Worth $47,802
Post by: mrclose on February 24, 2013, 11:59:32 PM
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Radar Online is reporting that the 1%ers in Hollywood will be getting a swag bag worth $47k. The bag will go to all the nominees and the presenters at the 2013 Oscars.

While this may seem excessive, the value of the swag is half the value of the 2010 awards. Everyone has been affected by the Obama economy it seems.

Some of the goodies in the bag: $12,000 vacation at Lizard Island Resort in Australia, a $350 pair of sneakers, $600 worth of treatments from an acupuncturist and a $5000 gift certificate to a plastic surgeon.

The swag is taxable.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/24/OSCARS-One-Percenters-Get-Swag-Bag-Worth-47-802

Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Jasonw560 on February 25, 2013, 12:06:48 AM
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Radar Online is reporting that the 1%ers in Hollywood will be getting a swag bag worth $47k. The bag will go to all the nominees and the presenters at the 2013 Oscars.

While this may seem excessive, the value of the swag is half the value of the 2010 awards. Everyone has been affected by the Obama economy it seems.

Some of the goodies in the bag: $12,000 vacation at Lizard Island Resort in Australia, a $350 pair of sneakers, $600 worth of treatments from an acupuncturist and a $5000 gift certificate to a plastic surgeon.

The swag is taxable.

As if they weren't plastic enough. I bet that's half a nostril.
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Wineslob on February 25, 2013, 10:00:42 AM
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Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: debk on February 25, 2013, 10:04:29 AM
I watched them for the first time in several years.

Now I know why I haven't watched them in several years.

I fell asleep in the middle, woke up for the end....
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Chris_ on February 25, 2013, 10:25:54 AM
Where was Billy Crystal?
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Undies on February 25, 2013, 11:24:59 AM
The last time I watched Elizabeth Taylor was the nest presenter after a streaker ran behind David Nevin.  She had something to say about "shortcomings".
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: CG6468 on February 25, 2013, 11:28:21 AM
Who gives a shit?
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Lacarnut on February 25, 2013, 11:35:26 AM
Who gives a shit?

You have got that right. Why does anyone watch these ego maniacs who think they have the answers to save the world problems with their stupid liberalism?   
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: CG6468 on February 25, 2013, 11:37:48 AM
I like SOME of the actors, but I completely disregard any political bullshit that spews from their mouths. (At least most of the time.)

BUT - I refuse to watch anything with Hanoi Jane Fonda, Susan Sarandon, and a few others.
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: Karin on February 26, 2013, 08:29:54 AM
I didn't watch them either, what a snooze-fest.  I did see a picture of Moochelle on last night's TV shows.  This is the problem with bangs, some cannot carry it off.  It can easily look like they were rolled on a turd, and Michelle's did.  Looked awful.  And the dress made her look both flat and hippy.  Which she is, but it accentuated it. 
Title: Re: The Oscars were TONIGHT??
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 26, 2013, 08:38:28 AM
I didn't watch them either, what a snooze-fest.  I did see a picture of Moochelle on last night's TV shows.  This is the problem with bangs, some cannot carry it off.  It can easily look like they were rolled on a turd, and Michelle's did.  Looked awful.  And the dress made her look both flat and hippy.  Which she is, but it accentuated it. 

You get more "bangs" for your bucks if you buy your wig where Moochelle does.