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Title: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: Delmar on February 23, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
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Sat Feb 23, 2013, 12:57 PM
 bigtree (48,056 posts)

I call this one 'Jack Johnson'


 
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President Barack Obama talks with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan as they stand in the West Wing Lobby of the White House, Feb. 22 (Photo by Pete Souza)


Ron Burgundy: If you want to go fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya . . .
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No replies yet.  Seems that not even the DUmmies are fooled by this shameless tactic anymore.

Face it DUmmies, Barry is a pansy and everybody knows it.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: ChuckJ on February 23, 2013, 01:37:14 PM
I would think that a good caption would be...

I once had testicles. Then Michelle grabbed them like this and took them from me.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: Freeper on February 23, 2013, 01:42:41 PM
Looks like he is explaining how he gives a handjob.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: NHSparky on February 23, 2013, 01:45:54 PM
"Well, Michelle thought I was playing golf last weekend, but I was really getting fisted..."
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: Charles Henrickson on February 23, 2013, 01:51:28 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/p022213ps-0640_1_zps5c6e375b.jpg)

"Really? I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. But since you are, I'll let you in on a little secret Barney Frank taught me.
Well, first, you make sure everything's lubed up real good. Then you make a fist like this--make sure the thumb is tucked in tight. . . ."
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: miskie on February 23, 2013, 04:49:40 PM
Looks like he is explaining how he gives a handjob.  :rotf:

My first thought was that Obama was explaining his adventures with TomInTib -


You know, when they went into Pokemonistan to apprehend OBL - then Obama explained how he grabbed Bin-Laden by the robe, and then jammed his Bowie Knife up under Bin Laden's rib cage to pierce his heart.

Obama then said he gazed into OBL's face and watched the life drain from his eyes - then he leaned forward and whispered 'Yippie ki-yay, mother****er' into Bin Laden's ear - the last thing he would hear before he slipped into death.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: BadCat on February 23, 2013, 05:20:55 PM
The Jap PM has that "what a ****ing idiot" look on his face.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: thundley4 on February 23, 2013, 05:40:10 PM
The Jap PM has that "what a ****ing idiot" look on his face.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/56648187_zpsfe467669.jpg)
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2013, 05:43:08 PM
When Willy Clinton became the first black president, it was only a matter of time until the first homo president, and the first muzzie president.

Who could have guessed we'd kill two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: Delmar on February 23, 2013, 05:47:39 PM
The Jap PM has that "what a ****ing idiot" look on his face.

Maybe Barry was telling him how Japan punches above their weight class.

If you haven't seen the video of Barry telling all of the different world leaders how their countries punch above their weight, you don't know what you're missing.  This is the kind of stuff Saturday Night Live and Jon Stewart should be doing.  It should an embarrassment to our MSM that Denmark exposed gaffe-babbler Barry for the fraud that he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXzE9Pxs&feature=player_embedded
Title: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 24, 2013, 09:32:38 AM
Maybe Barry was telling him how Japan punches above their weight class.

If you haven't seen the video of Barry telling all of the different world leaders how their countries punch above their weight, you don't know what you're missing.  This is the kind of stuff Saturday Night Live and Jon Stewart should be doing.  It should an embarrassment to our MSM that Denmark exposed gaffe-babbler Barry for the fraud that he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXzE9Pxs&feature=player_embedded

If anyone should knows about punching above your weight, Barry should.....and when he does, he usually gets his as handed to him.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: ChuckJ on February 24, 2013, 09:43:31 AM
After seeing JohnnyReb post here and remembering his story about his old pet I came up with another possible caption.

Then I went to the 57th state of South Carolina campaigning door to door. I knocked on this one guy's door to ask for his vote. He had something that I can only describe as an attack raccoon. That animal charged the door and grabbed my crotch with both hands. Just like this. Let me tell you, I was no longer articulate and bright and clean.
Title: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 24, 2013, 09:52:56 AM
After seeing JohnnyReb post here and remembering his story about his old pet I came up with another possible caption.

Then I went to the 57th state of South Carolina campaigning door to door. I knocked on this one guy's door to ask for his vote. He had something that I can only describe as an attack raccoon. That animal charged the door and grabbed my crotch with both hands. Just like this. Let me tell you, I was no longer articulate and bright and clean.

It's call "Professional Courtesy"....you know, one 'coon to another.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: ChuckJ on February 24, 2013, 09:58:40 AM
It's call "Professional Courtesy"....you know, one 'coon to another.

I started not post my raccoon thought because someone would call one of us 'racist'. Then I remembered that since we're both from the south that we're automatically deemed racist so I figured it didn't matter.
Title: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 24, 2013, 10:01:00 AM
I started not post my raccoon thought because someone would call one of us 'racist'. Then I remembered that since we're both from the south that we're automatically deemed racist so I figured it didn't matter.

So true.....gonna get blamed for all the worlds problems and called racist, we might as well live up to it.....enjoy it while we can.....comedy isn't allowed in the camps.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 24, 2013, 01:53:59 PM
If anyone should knows about punching above your weight, Barry should.....and when he does, he usually gets his as handed to him.

Except that our completely co-opted press keeps giving him a technical on imaginary points.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: AprilRazz on February 24, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
After seeing JohnnyReb post here and remembering his story about his old pet I came up with another possible caption.

Then I went to the 57th state of South Carolina campaigning door to door. I knocked on this one guy's door to ask for his vote. He had something that I can only describe as an attack raccoon. That animal charged the door and grabbed my crotch with both hands. Just like this. Let me tell you, I was no longer articulate and bright and clean.
That was an assault raccoon!
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 24, 2013, 04:33:11 PM
That was an assault raccoon!

....and he wore a mask so he couldn't be identified.
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: Dori on February 24, 2013, 06:20:07 PM
....and he wore a mask so he couldn't be identified.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: The latest attempt to make their effeminate president look manly
Post by: AprilRazz on February 25, 2013, 05:52:02 AM
....and he wore a mask so he couldn't be identified.
In breaking news today...The president has passed sweeping new laws today banning the use of masks for all raccoons. Nancy Pelosi said that this new law will immediately put a stop to raccoon on human violence and cure male pattern balding.