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Title: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Maxiest on February 20, 2013, 10:52:21 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022406355

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WINTER STORM WARNING: Traveling in icy or blizzard conditions

Omaha Steve (34,820 posts)

A government warning was recently issued that anyone traveling in icy or blizzard conditions should take:

- Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves
- 24 hours supply of food and drink
- De-icer
- 5 lbs of rock salt
- flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares and reflective triangles
- Tow rope
- 5 gallon gas can
- First aid kit
- Jumper cables

I felt like a complete idiot on the bus this morning.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 20, 2013, 10:54:17 PM: I see Obama Steve is refining is act for open mike night.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: BattleHymn on February 21, 2013, 01:06:41 AM: Quote
I felt like a complete idiot on the bus this morning.

Don't just limit yourself to the bus, Steve. It's your modus operandi. Embrace it.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 21, 2013, 01:14:30 AM: Quote
24 hours supply of food

What? Neckbeard McFatBoi can't go 24 hrs without cramming crap down his yapper? :lmao:
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: BattleHymn on February 21, 2013, 01:16:04 AM: Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on February 21, 2013, 01:14:30 AM
What? Neckbeard McFatBoi can't go 24 hrs without cramming crap down his yapper? :lmao:

Anybody want to take a stab at how many mini tacos that equals?
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Airwolf on February 21, 2013, 01:17:17 AM: WTH. That's what anyone should have in the car to start with. It's nothing but what the news has been saying for TWO days now.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 21, 2013, 04:01:45 AM: Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on February 21, 2013, 01:14:30 AM
Neckbeard McFatBoi

That gets you an H5!

Also, God Himself knows of the amount of the extra weight OS has put on, from all of the stuff he's crammed into his mouth. He ought to be able to survive weeks on those fat reserves he's built up.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: franksolich on February 21, 2013, 04:11:05 AM: Quote from: Airwolf on February 21, 2013, 01:17:17 AM
WTH. That's what anyone should have in the car to start with. It's nothing but what the news has been saying for TWO days now.

I was for a few seconds confused by this campfire, not understanding it was a joke until the big guy mentioned riding the bus.

Of course, Omaha Steve doesn't use the bus; as far as I've seen, Omaha-Bellevue doesn't have any of those special buses where the front "kneels down" to the ground to take on passengers, and I don't imagine the big guy can climp up steps very well.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2013, 09:07:02 AM: 24 hours supply of food....if that is 24 DUmmie business hours you better be driving a trailer truck.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Maxiest on February 21, 2013, 09:40:17 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2013, 09:07:02 AM
24 hours supply of food....if that is 24 DUmmie business hours you better be driving a trailer truck.

^5
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Karin on February 21, 2013, 09:57:12 AM: :lmao: Yeah, that'd be a looooong wait...

This "government warning that was recently issued." Kind of one-size-fits-all, broad-brush commandment, isn't it? I need to make sure I have full camping trip gear and provisions if I'm just going to tool down to Walmart in a wintery mix?

Going through Dixville Notch, NH, yes I can see. But come on.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: NHSparky on February 21, 2013, 04:05:44 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on February 21, 2013, 01:16:04 AM
Anybody want to take a stab at how many mini tacos that equals?

In his case, at least a couple of warehouse store-sized boxes, or whatever Mega-pack BJ's/Sam's Club/Costco is selling this week.

Steve, Steve, Steve...we know. You don't need to go all nads on us telling us to stock up on gas for the generator you don't have, food you don't have, snow you (well, nads anyway) never gets, etc.

Been there, done that, bought the ****ing t-shirt. Got it, pendejo.
Title: Re: As predicted Weatherman Steve-O
Post by: Dori on February 21, 2013, 05:35:15 PM: Quote from: franksolich on February 21, 2013, 04:11:05 AM
I was for a few seconds confused by this campfire, not understanding it was a joke until the big guy mentioned riding the bus.

That's what I was wondering too.