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Title: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Chris_ on February 19, 2013, 12:31:36 PM
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Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike

Experts are examining a mysterious slime in a Somerset nature reserve in the wake of a meteor strike thousands of miles away in Russia.

Translucent goo which resembles "something living" was discovered  pretty Ham Wall reserve by nature lovers. Theories abound about what the jelly is - from "crystallised brain fungus" to the decomposing remains of a dead frog.
International Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)

There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Dori on February 19, 2013, 12:35:18 PM
International Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)

There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.


Alien skid marks?
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Chris_ on February 19, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2013, 01:12:08 PM
International Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)

There's a picture at the link.  Looks like petroleum jelly.


I seem to recall a b-grade Sci-fi classic beginning something like this... :devious:


(http://www.appian.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the_blob.jpg)
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 02:26:06 PM
Alien semen
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 19, 2013, 03:20:25 PM
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.

License and registration
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2013, 04:58:21 PM
Alien semen

Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell? :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: BattleHymn on February 19, 2013, 05:06:05 PM
Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell? :fuelfire:

(http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/63aa07178a08f970689b14b6c976adff.jpg)

"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."

(http://gopthedailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clinton-grope.jpg)

Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2013, 05:16:10 PM
(http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/assets/bin-200906/63aa07178a08f970689b14b6c976adff.jpg)

"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."

(http://gopthedailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clinton-grope.jpg)



He didn't have sexual relations with the blue dress either, and yet his spunk was all over it, for some reason. :devious:
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: CG6468 on February 19, 2013, 07:25:42 PM
"Alien Slime"

I thought this was about the king and the moose.
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Undies on February 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM
Paula Deen's first mistake.
Title: Re: Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 19, 2013, 07:38:04 PM
Zool?