Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor StrikeInternational Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)
Experts are examining a mysterious slime in a Somerset nature reserve in the wake of a meteor strike thousands of miles away in Russia.
Translucent goo which resembles "something living" was discovered pretty Ham Wall reserve by nature lovers. Theories abound about what the jelly is - from "crystallised brain fungus" to the decomposing remains of a dead frog.
International Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)
There's a picture at the link. Looks like petroleum jelly.
International Business Times (http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/436854/20130219/russia-meteor-goo-somerset.htm)
There's a picture at the link. Looks like petroleum jelly.
Extraterrestrial snozzberries, maybe.
Alien semen
Have we accounted for Bill Clinton since the meteor fell? :fuelfire:
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"I did not have sexual relations with that meteor."
(http://gopthedailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/clinton-grope.jpg)