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Title: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: CG6468 on February 19, 2013, 02:06:40 AM
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By Tiger Woods
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By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
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With introduction by
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
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AND, JUST ADDED:
And the shortest book of them all...
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 19, 2013, 08:12:15 AM
Liberal Ideas That Really Worked.

By members of the DNC
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Maxiest on February 19, 2013, 11:01:26 AM
How to win Playoff Games and the Superbowl
By Dan Marino
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: marv on February 19, 2013, 11:13:11 AM
French War Heroes
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on February 19, 2013, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: CG6468 on February 19, 2013, 02:06:40 AM


Everything I know about football- Jerry Jones

Historical events that I haven't made all about me- Barack Obama

Responsibility- Sandra Fluke

Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Dori on February 19, 2013, 01:19:38 PM
Logic 101

Written and Published by members of the Democratic Underground
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: DefiantSix on February 19, 2013, 01:25:44 PM
Get it right, Dori...

Quote from: Dori on February 19, 2013, 01:19:38 PM
Logic 101 Rutabaga

Written and Published by members of the Democratic Underground

FIFY. :II:
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 02:30:57 PM
Things I Haven't Done by The Nad
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: franksolich on February 19, 2013, 02:33:12 PM
Beauty Tips by the oblate spheroid.
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Maxiest on February 19, 2013, 03:16:00 PM
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 02:30:57 PM
Things I Haven't Done by The Nad

Depends on who writes it.
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: CG6468 on February 19, 2013, 07:23:06 PM
Beautiful Clothes
By Moose Obama
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 19, 2013, 07:30:48 PM
'My Vietnam Battles' by John Kerry :whistling:
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Jasonw560 on February 19, 2013, 07:56:24 PM
How I stayed sober by William Pitt
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 19, 2013, 08:17:31 PM
How I Didn't Depend on Government Handouts by Everyone at the DU.
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Maxiest on February 19, 2013, 09:34:51 PM
Being Black
-Barack Obama
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 21, 2013, 02:02:27 PM
To All the Women I've Made Love to..............Barney Frank
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: liberty on February 21, 2013, 03:13:47 PM
My Cherokee Relatives-
Elizabeth Warren
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Chris_ on February 21, 2013, 03:14:05 PM
Bill Clinton: The Celibate Years
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Post by: CG6468 on February 21, 2013, 03:25:27 PM
!!!
By Charles Manson
Title: Re: The World's Shortest Books
Post by: Mike220 on February 21, 2013, 06:05:25 PM
Tax Preparation for Dummies by Timothy Geithner.