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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on February 17, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
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It's not Sarah Imaboobie as far as I know.
OceanEcosystem (59 posts)
Anyone have advice for someone dating a conservative?
Any tips on how to make such a relationship work, how to avoid conflict?
And no, I don't want to hear comments like, "Break up with them."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022382459#post1
Keep your moonbat ideas to yourself, bathe regularly, brush your tooth, and wear clean clothes is a good start.
Cleita (61,748 posts)
7. Well, that's the only advice I have.
It really won't work unless you become a conservative too. There is no way to avoid conflict unless you just keep your mouth shut. Also, I find conservatives aren't as smart as liberals. You may just find that after the attraction wears off, trying to have a conversation with someone who is dumb as a post and gets all their information from Fox News get's pretty annoying. I have dated conservatives in the past and it never ended well.
If we are so dumb then why is it we don't need the government to be our daddy?
You fools need the government to hand you everything or you can't survive. Yet somehow we are the idiots. :mental:
duhneece (1,585 posts)
11. Try to find areas of agreement
Consider all 'progressive/liberal' comments you do make to be like planting seeds. Don't expect or demand the other to change, but realize that you do have power to plant those ideas.
I love how they think that they can plant seeds in our tiny minds and turn us into moonbats. :mental:
Katashi_itto (783 posts)
16. Drugs...lots and many types.
Last edited Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:41 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
Where they good in bed at least?
alarimer (11,410 posts)
87. In my limited experience, they are not
Or not as good as the liberals I've dated.
In other words when this DUmmy dated a conservative she didn't drop her panties on the first date.
The libs all dropped them before the main course was brought to the table.
TeamPooka (2,684 posts)
39. Last election cycle: "I could vote for Huckabee" she said on a 1st dinner date...
"Check please!"
And I was out of there.
Thankfully I met my spouse literally 3 days right after that and we've been together ever since.
Things happen for a reason....
You probably left her with the check.
tblue (12,994 posts)
47. Have lots of really hot sex.
Get some enjoyment out if it, heck If this is a permanent Republican and you can live with someone so opposed to your values, I hope at least you can have fun with him and find other common ground. I couldn't ever do it. Would be a major turn off. For me, it speaks to a person's character and core values. Good luck.
Btw, Ed Shulz was a Republican until his gf/wife took him with her to help at a homeless shelter and he saw that most of the men there were veterans. He changed and look at him now. It can happen.
:whatever:
MADem (82,979 posts)
52. Don't do it in the first place.
You may not want to hear "Break up with them," but the truth of the matter is, eventually you have to talk. You can't spend all your life doing the superficial romantic things, or having sex, or going on hikes or fishing or whatever you might do for fun.
Eventually, if you want to grow old together, you have to talk.
The conservative view skews towards "**** 'em all." The liberal/progressive view leans towards compassion for all, charity when warranted, and help to get people up on their feet and self-sufficient.
If you can't get on the same page with regard to this essential world view, you won't have much to talk about--at least in a civil tone.
What a load of crap, there is nothing about liberalism that makes one self sufficient. Liberalism is all about taking from others in order to give it to those who they deem deserving. Anyone that is self sufficient is demonized and a target during tax time.
stevenleser (12,042 posts)
59. Have you really made the decision that its ok for you to be with someone who doesnt care about
the less fortunate?
:whatever:
SDjack (1,035 posts)
79. Constantly push your liberal ideas on her until she converts to liberalism. nt
In other words push her to dump him.
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I can't picture a conservative woman wanting a liberal man as a partner.
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Cleita (61,748 posts)
7. Well, that's the only advice I have.
It really won't work unless you become a conservative too. There is no way to avoid conflict unless you just keep your mouth shut. Also, I find conservatives aren't as smart as liberals. You may just find that after the attraction wears off, trying to have a conversation with someone who is dumb as a post and gets all their information from Fox News get's pretty annoying. I have dated conservatives in the past and it never ended well.
Really Cleita? Check this link: Link to tons of "Please Help with this Freeper because I'm just too damn stupid to handle him on my own" threads from DU (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=help&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=democraticunderground.com&as_occt=any&safe=images&tbs=&as_filetype=&as_rights=#hl=en&lr=&tbo=d&as_qdr=all&q=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&oq=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&gs_l=serp.3...3645.5082.1.5475.8.8.0.0.0.0.70.541.8.8.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.3.serp.mGb5OLS3vS8&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&bvm=bv.42553238,d.eWU&fp=1924a063db958812&biw=1871&bih=1063)
Now, if you are so smart, see how many pleas for help you find here.
edit to add: Just noticed that Freeper brought this over, and it dawned on me that anyone who clicks the link and doesn't know that DU calls any dissenter "freeper" will be amazed at our Freep's power.
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Truth telling time.....
I was married to a moonbat for almost a year.
She thought she was smarter than I was.
She was wrong.
It never works out.
That's why I married a conservative woman this time around.
Oh, my wife now is 1) smarter, 2) more successful, and 3) prettier than my ex could ever hope to be.
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I can't picture a conservative woman wanting a liberal man as a partner.
True. However, as much as the moonbats deny it, a lot of women spoonfed Liberal BS all their lives still find men with basic Conservative values very attractive and learn to dump their indoctrination enough to think for themselves. They may not become Conservatives, but they no longer live in the Liberal-Good/Conservative-Bad world of the idiots at DU.
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Really Cleita? Check this link: Link to tons of "Please Help with this Freeper because I'm just too damn stupid to handle him on my own" threads from DU (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=help&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=democraticunderground.com&as_occt=any&safe=images&tbs=&as_filetype=&as_rights=#hl=en&lr=&tbo=d&as_qdr=all&q=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&oq=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&gs_l=serp.3...3645.5082.1.5475.8.8.0.0.0.0.70.541.8.8.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.3.serp.mGb5OLS3vS8&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&bvm=bv.42553238,d.eWU&fp=1924a063db958812&biw=1871&bih=1063)
Now, if you are so smart, see how many pleas for help you find here.
edit to add: Just noticed that Freeper brought this over, and it dawned on my that anyone who clicks the link and doesn't know that DU calls any dissenter "freeper" will be amazed at our Freep's power.
That was the reason I choose that name, well that and I was an actual freeper once. :-)
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Ed Shulz was a Republican until his gf/wife took him with her to help at a homeless shelter and he saw that most of the men there were veterans.
Dear DUmmies,
It's spelled, "Schultz," like the buffoon on Hogan's Heroes. And he's also incredibly gullible if that is in fact the case.
I don't know how many times a homeless/bum claims veteran status. Almost are are fakes, and of the few who are "real" vets, most are/were shitbags and few finished even their first hitch.
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Cleita (61,748 posts)
7. Well, that's the only advice I have.
It really won't work unless you become a conservative too. There is no way to avoid conflict unless you just keep your mouth shut. Also, I find conservatives aren't as smart as liberals. You may just find that after the attraction wears off, trying to have a conversation with someone who is dumb as a post and gets all their information from Fox News get's pretty annoying. I have dated conservatives in the past and it never ended well.
Uh, one has to remember the Cleita primitive's pretty, uh, ancient.
She's even more antique than the CalPig primitive.
Probably the last time she "dated," before she got married or something, was.....1952.
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Really Cleita? Check this link: Link to tons of "Please Help with this Freeper because I'm just too damn stupid to handle him on my own" threads from DU (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=help&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=democraticunderground.com&as_occt=any&safe=images&tbs=&as_filetype=&as_rights=#hl=en&lr=&tbo=d&as_qdr=all&q=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&oq=help+freeper+site:democraticunderground.com&gs_l=serp.3...3645.5082.1.5475.8.8.0.0.0.0.70.541.8.8.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.3.serp.mGb5OLS3vS8&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&bvm=bv.42553238,d.eWU&fp=1924a063db958812&biw=1871&bih=1063)
Now, if you are so smart, see how many pleas for help you find here.
edit to add: Just noticed that Freeper brought this over, and it dawned on my that anyone who clicks the link and doesn't know that DU calls any dissenter "freeper" will be amazed at our Freep's power.
:rofl:
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About 2,200,000 results
:rotf:
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...Did franksolich actually post that ad on Craigslist, and is a primitive intrigued ? :lmao:
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Ed Shulz was a Republican until his gf/wife took him with her to help at a homeless shelter and he saw that most of the men there were veterans.
Did he notice that they were also drug addicts? The ones we have downtown are almost all druggies or crazier than loons.
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I can't picture a conservative woman wanting a liberal man as a partner.
Amen!! As a young conservative women I can't picture it either. I once tried to have a logical conversation with this liberal guy I liked ( yeah, yeah, I know, how in the world can you really like a liberal in the first place?) Anyway, we debated for the better part of and hour -or rather I debated and he spewed republican hatred rhetoric. :hammer: Needless to say, that was the first and last time I made that mistake...only conservative guys for me now!
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stevenleser
Have you really made the decision that its ok for you to be with someone who doesnt care about the less fortunate?
You need to talk to the Cleita "conservatives aren't as smart as liberals" primitive. She *almost* gave a homeless couple $20 one time before she remembered that she could better use the money on herself. Almost.
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Dear DUmmies, please do us single Conservative ladies a favor and don't try to date us.
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Also, I find conservatives aren't as smart as liberals.......I read "Mine Cough" and "The Community Mini-feces-toe" many years ago and don't want to hear it repeated in modern "liberalese" speak.
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I only have intellectual conversations with conservatives/Republicans, male or female. Whenever I talk to our Democrat co-worker, she is always out of the loop on everything the other three of us are talking about. I don't think any liberal "men" work in our office. I've never seen or spoke with one.
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Response to OceanEcosystem (Original post)Sun Feb 17, 2013, 04:58 PM
riverbendviewgal (2,190 posts)
128. I would not date one.
I found that you will not be happy. Most are very misinformed, obstinate and not good in bed.
The riverbendviewgal, the promiscuous primitive that goes running around town with a mattress on her back has been to bed with so many men that she can cite detailed statistical analyses of party affiliation and sexual prowess of her many partners.
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"The liberal/progressive view leans towards compassion for all, charity when warranted, and help to get people up on their feet and self-sufficient."
1. Compassion for all, except of course for the unborn, conservatives, Christians, financially successful people and anyone who disagrees with you on any issue.
2. "Charity when warranted." You want an all- powerful central government to take care of everyone's desiresfrom cradle to grave, pai for by the tax dollars of people who work for a living. You demonize private charities which tend to be much better/ more efficient at meeting people's needs (And at times, you openly steal from them, such as the "Compassionate" liberals who ran Air America conning a children's charity into giving them a huge loan which they secretly had no intention of ever paying back). btw, studies show that those evil "F**k 'em all" conservatives tend to greatly exceed liberals in generosity towards charities and other such worthwhile organizations.
3. Liberals view self- sufficiency as evil. They want lazy welfare parasites to get ever more free goodies from the government at the expense of citizens who work for a living and actually ARE self- sufficient. They demonize self- sufficient people as evil capitalist money- grubbers or sellouts.
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Ed Shulz was a Republican until his gf/wife took him with her to help at a homeless shelter and he saw that most of the men there were veterans.
From Wikipedia:
In the late 1990s, Schultz claims a series of events changed his political views from the far right to left of center. One event was his mother's battle with Alzheimer's Disease, which began a long, slow decline of her mental health. Schultz found it frustrating trying to get her the services that she needed using government funds and/or without contributing to the medical care with his wealth.
Interesting huh?
How did we ever go from a mentality where we take care of our own to the mentality of the Government taking care of people?
As far as his conversion? the Democrats can keep the nutcase, and he reminds me of Scarborough, he finds he can make more money being lib for pay, I don't want people like that on my team, too bad those on the left don't feel used.
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From Wikipedia:
Interesting huh?
How did we ever go from a mentality where we take care of our own to the mentality of the Government taking care of people?
As far as his conversion? the Democrats can keep the nutcase, and he reminds me of Scarborough, he finds he can make more money being lib for pay, I don't want people like that on my team, too bad those on the left don't feel used.
Typical leftist he wanted free health care.
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Typical leftist he wanted free health care.
Well I guess I'm an idiot since I pay for my Mom's co-pays, and for her prescription co-pays, take her into my home, and while she buys some food I provide most of it, and I pay for her cellphone, all without asking the Government for help even though I'm not rich.
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I can't picture a conservative woman wanting a liberal man as a partner.
Me neither. I prefer my husband with his balls attached rather than in some harpy's lock box. Of course I also prefer men who wouldn't allow a woman to do that in the first place. Someone needs to slap those liberal ho's around a little bit.
Cindie
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Well I guess I'm an idiot since I pay for my Mom's co-pays, and for her prescription co-pays, take her into my home, and while she buys some food I provide most of it, and I pay for her cellphone, all without asking the Government for help even though I'm not rich.
To sane folks no. To the DUmmies you are an idiot who goes against your own self interests.
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I can't picture a conservative woman wanting a liberal man as a partner.
That's because we don't want lazy men we would have to support....
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Primitive asks about dating conservatives...
Off the top of my head, I suspect the OP DUmbass is trying to get the ground rules set firmly in it's mind BEFORE the O-conomy goes TU. So as to understand how not to lose it's meal ticket, you know...
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The only possible advantage for a Conservative man to date some liberal nutjob would be if she was attractive and put out. Otherwise they wouldn't have much else in common if there was anythng to begin with.
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The only possible advantage for a Conservative man to date some liberal nutjob would be if she was attractive and put out. Otherwise they wouldn't have much else in common if there was anythng to begin with.
I could tolerate someone who disagrees with me but what I can't stand about leftists is the passive-agressive, hostility disguised as jokes debate strategy that they all rely on.
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My parents died of Alzheimer's Disease.....dad spent 5 years in a nursing home and mom had round the clock home care for 4 years and then a year in the nursing home......no government help.....it was all paid with money that they had worked for, raked, scraped, pinched and saved......and I'm still an ultra conservative.
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Why would someone use DU for dating advice? It is not a dating site. :mental:
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Best way to date a conservative is be a conservative.
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Number one, self examination: Why am I dating a Freeper? What am I getting out of it that I would risk a tombstone at the DUmmie Mecca?
Number two, examine your environment: Why do I a post to a vile website like Moonbat central? Why I am bringing my dating problems here? Do I secretly want to be ostracized from this bunch of howling inane inmates?
Number three, make a list of all of the good qualities and all of the negative qualities of your Freeper beau. Does the good out weigh the bad? Does he look like a good catch? Will he provide for you and your progeny?
Number four, acquire metaphorical matches and kerosine and burn your bridges to the loony bin and choose happiness. Conversely, if you cannot give up the loser lifestyle, burn the bridge with your sane beau. There are plenty of Marxist losers out their, easily identified by their Ernesto/Manson-wear and as much misery in the world as you can take. Why toy with happiness when you don't have to?