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Title: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Silverhair on February 15, 2013, 11:26:27 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2379501
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liberal N proud (42,822 posts)

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I pulled in to the drive at my fathers house. Sitting in the drive was this huge pick up truck and on the back was 2 bumper stickers, Romney/Ryan and an NRA sticker similar to this one:
 

Get some white-out and paint it over the work DEFEAT.

(Poster here has picture of NRA anti-Obama bumper sticker.)

The sticker now reads:
DEFEND FREEDOM
OBAMA

There is just a white bar between the two. Just don't get caught by the vehicle owner, they are NRA members after all and will shoot to kill! 

One frequently sees this type of stuff over there.  Some of them think that they have a right to destroy stuff that isn't theirs if it offends their politics.

In fairness to DU several posters take DUer "liberal N stupid proud" to task and forced him to edit his post.  This is far from the first time I have seen destruction of property promoted. 
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Jasonw560 on February 15, 2013, 11:33:05 AM
Yeah, defafacing property is the way to go.

Instances like this are why the country's in the shitter.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: NHSparky on February 15, 2013, 11:37:25 AM
Yeah, advocating vandalism of personal property.

And ya'll wonder why we want your heads on pikes when the revolution comes.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: hillneck on February 15, 2013, 11:58:24 AM
It's all fun and games until someone totes an ass whooping.     :hammer:
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Wineslob on February 15, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
Lousy lie.

No bongs.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: USA4ME on February 15, 2013, 12:16:04 PM
That's a good way to get your face modified, too, you stupid primitive.  Try it.

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Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Reality vs DU on February 15, 2013, 12:33:12 PM
 :thatsright:

What the hell is it with DUmbasses and bumper stickers?  Damn you assholes are petty.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: ChuckJ on February 15, 2013, 12:46:02 PM
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liberal N proud (42,822 posts)

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I pulled in to the drive at my fathers house. Sitting in the drive was this huge pick up truck and on the back was 2 bumper stickers, Romney/Ryan and an NRA sticker similar to this one:
 

Get some white-out and paint it over the work DEFEAT.

(Poster here has picture of NRA anti-Obama bumper sticker.)

The sticker now reads:
DEFEND FREEDOM
OBAMA

In Georgia we have the same thing, but instead of calling it "how to modify an NRA bumper sticker" we call it "how to get an ass whipping."
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Karin on February 15, 2013, 12:47:24 PM
So childish.  LiberalandStupid, you're a weirdo.   ::)  

Now, let's think of the practicality.  When's the last time any of you used Wite-Out?  It comes in a little bottle, with a teeny little brush, suitable for delicate fixes on typing paper.  It would take you a couple hours to Wite-Out that entire bar.  Meanwhile, you may be liable to hear that "scariest sound known to man."  

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Gina on February 15, 2013, 12:51:53 PM
Well then I am going to go take my big fat Shapei (<---Chris  :) ) and x out every Obama sticker I find  :-)
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: beholden on February 15, 2013, 01:51:59 PM
I like some of the comments to this DUmmy.

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Light House (224 posts)

4. You're urging people to commit a crime.







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That's called defacing private property and it's a misdemeanor.
You could also be charged with vandalism.
I urge people not to do this no matter how much it pisses someone off.


Or this one.

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99Forever (3,706 posts)

7. I think I'll pass on...







.. vandalizing other peoples personal property, but you go right ahead.

Since you are targeting armed victims, I'd recommend wearing body armor while pulling this "prank."


At least a few of the DUmmies get it.

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Carl on February 15, 2013, 02:44:56 PM
There is a meta thread on it where many feel more free to talk.

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GreenStormCloud (9,424 posts)

It should be against TOS to advocate destruction of private property.

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 In this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=2379501

The poster advocates defacing the bumper sticker of an RW. That is wrong. To have a civil society the rule of law must be obeyed and our political opponent's rights must be respected just as we expect our own rights to be respted. Advocating defacing someone's bumper sticker is wrong, even if it is a message that you don't like.

That should be a TOS violation. We should not tolerate people who advocate violating other's rights.

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Warren Stupidity (30,791 posts)
16. oh noes fr and the cave will be all a-twitter over this

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backscatter712 (18,467 posts)
8. So much for advocating civil disobedience.


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Police in areas like New York City have considered chalking sidewalks to be "vandalism". Should talking about chalking sidewalks now be a TOS violation?

You make idiots look smart.

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datasuspect (24,967 posts)
10. your concern is duly noted

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Starboard Tack (7,727 posts)
25. Looks like it was amended, not destroyed.

I thought amendments made things better. If not, we could re-amend the first and second.

The sticker was not part of the vehicle. Whoever put it there was exercising his/her 1A right right to free speech, as was the guy who changed it.

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Chris_ on February 15, 2013, 02:45:51 PM
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: LC EFA on February 15, 2013, 03:30:55 PM
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liberal N proud (42,822 posts)

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Get some white-out and paint it over the work DEFEAT.

(Poster here has picture of NRA anti-Obama bumper sticker.)
...

This right here is why I don't have stickers on my truck.

Not that I'm overly concerned about some filthy hippy defacing them - but that beating the shit out of them for doing so is considered "Illegal".

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: docstew on February 15, 2013, 03:39:20 PM
Notice how none of the DUmmies make the connection that they are censoring someone else's right to free speech (albeit not in an official capacity, just a douchebag capacity)? I thought they were all about their ideas being better, but apparently, they're just about silencing opposition.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Karin on February 15, 2013, 03:49:09 PM
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Starboard Tack (7,727 posts)
25. Looks like it was amended, not destroyed.

I thought amendments made things better. If not, we could re-amend the first and second.

The sticker was not part of the vehicle. Whoever put it there was exercising his/her 1A right right to free speech, as was the guy who changed it.


No, that's not how that works, exactly, DUmbass.  Did anybody reply to that in meta?  They always tie themselves into pretzels when they justify bad behavior.  I could say, "I believe I'll exercise my 1A, and make a bold statement by hitting Starboard Tack in the face with a brick.  I got my rights!!!" 

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 15, 2013, 04:00:27 PM
No, that's not how that works, exactly, DUmbass.  Did anybody reply to that in meta?  They always tie themselves into pretzels when they justify bad behavior.  I could say, "I believe I'll exercise my 1A, and make a bold statement by hitting Starboard Tack in the face with a brick.  I got my rights!!!" 



Works for me.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Maxiest on February 15, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
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Starboard Tack (7,727 posts)
25. Looks like it was amended, not destroyed.

I thought amendments made things better. If not, we could re-amend the first and second.

The sticker was not part of the vehicle. Whoever put it there was exercising his/her 1A right right to free speech, as was the guy who changed it.

Wow!
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2013, 04:23:50 PM
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99Forever (3,708 posts)
7. I think I'll pass on...

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.. vandalizing other peoples personal property, but you go right ahead.

Since you are targeting armed victims, I'd recommend wearing body armor while pulling this "prank."

That ain't gonna work Only you ghetto rats carry calibers that won't penetrate a second chance vest.

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: delilahmused on February 15, 2013, 05:07:13 PM
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Starboard Tack (7,727 posts)
25. Looks like it was amended, not destroyed.

I thought amendments made things better. If not, we could re-amend the first and second.

The sticker was not part of the vehicle. Whoever put it there was exercising his/her 1A right right to free speech, as was the guy who changed it.

Amendments DO make things better. "1a" guarantees your right to write absolutely stupid shit, I mean Nadin stupid. "2a" guarantees my right to shoot you ****ers in the ass if you trespass on my property. I know you fascists want to take away guns but what amendment do you want added the the first? Free speech for thee and not for me? All leftists are allowed to deface the property (and it IS the truck owner's property you freaking idiot...he bought the damn thing) when they don't like the message? BTW, go ahead and try to amend them. You won't get close to finding enough states to ratify.

Cindie
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BattleHymn on February 15, 2013, 05:09:21 PM
After reading that, he first thing that comes to mine when flipping through the Good Book is Proverbs 18:6:

A fool's lips bring him strife, and his mouth invites a beating.

Sometimes, you primitives reaalllly are asking for it, aren't you?

Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 15, 2013, 07:53:42 PM
Let's think about this a little bit more. The DUmmie whited out the word 'defeat'. Now the sticker appears to read 'DEFEND FREEDOM OBAMA'.

Doesn't this mean that the bumper sticker now commands Obama to defend freedom. If you are commanding him to defend freedom it means that he is not already defending freedom.

So this DUmmie has personally accused Obama of not defending freedom. It's is essentially a put down of Obama. Since Obama is half black and the writing on the sticker is white, I think it would also qualify as racist.

The DUmmie is a racist Obama hater.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: liberty on February 15, 2013, 08:12:33 PM
Poor little liberal...this was the best he could do. All he knows is the anti-gun, pro-O'bama rhetoric. Its not like he can go debate his point of view in a civilized respectable way, so all he can resort to is vandalism with white out.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 15, 2013, 08:49:38 PM
I'm trying to understand why a DUmmy would want to vandalize a gunowner's property...
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2013, 08:57:26 PM
I'm trying to understand why a DUmmy would want to vandalize a gunowner's property...

They're DUmmies.

Nuff said.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BattleHymn on February 15, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
I'm trying to understand why a DUmmy would want to vandalize a gunowner's property...

I can only guess that they have watched way too many movies, and think that nothing would happen to them. 

It's either that, or they think they're modern day hippies, sticking flowers into the bores of soldier's 'riffles', etc.


Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 15, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
I can only guess that they have watched way too many movies, and think that nothing would happen to them. 

It's either that, or they think they're modern day hippies, sticking flowers into the bores of soldier's 'riffles', etc.




Or a banana in the tailpipe.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: LC EFA on February 15, 2013, 11:41:19 PM
Or a banana in the tailpipe.

Doesn't that count as ass-ault with a friendly weapon in DU ?
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BadCat on February 16, 2013, 09:34:44 AM
Here is some heart felt advice, Dummies....

If I EVER catch one of you vandalizing my property, I will send your face to your mother in an envelope.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Skul on February 16, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
Doesn't that count as ass-ault with a friendly weapon in DU ?
Somebody may be getting some first hand experience.  :sheep:
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Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2013, 02:11:39 PM
Here is some heart felt advice, Dummies....

If I EVER catch one of you vandalizing my property, I will send your face to your mother in an envelope.]

+1
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 16, 2013, 03:08:49 PM
I think I'll put a generator, a 100' drop cord and a side grinder in my pickup for defacing DUmmie bumper stickers.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: docstew on February 16, 2013, 04:39:26 PM
I think I'll put a generator, a 100' drop cord and a side grinder in my pickup for defacing DUmmie bumper stickers.

You think a simple side grinder is going to remove this?:

(http://politicalderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bumper-sticker-car-300x185.jpg)

Try a sand blaster.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 16, 2013, 06:09:07 PM
You think a simple side grinder is going to remove this?:

(http://politicalderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bumper-sticker-car-300x185.jpg)

Try a sand blaster.

8" industrial side grinder and few minutes time would do wonders for the appearance of that heap.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2013, 06:11:50 PM
I saw a truck with an NRA sticker today and I pictured some DUmbass with a Prius screaming at him and defacing his property.  I wish it would have happened.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2013, 06:46:30 PM
8" industrial side grinder and few minutes time would do wonders for the appearance of that heap.
stick o' dynamite
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BattleHymn on February 16, 2013, 06:57:35 PM
I saw a truck with an NRA sticker today and I pictured some DUmbass with a Prius screaming at him and defacing his property.  I wish it would have happened.

That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: beholden on February 16, 2013, 07:27:14 PM
stick o' dynamite

I learned in Vietnam that a couple of pounds of C-4 will usually solve all human and mechanical problems. :rotf:
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Evil_Conservative on February 16, 2013, 08:17:24 PM
That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]

That's kind of what I was picturing.  It would have been so amazing had it really happened right in front of us.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 16, 2013, 08:39:41 PM
I learned in Vietnam that a couple of pounds of C-4 will usually solve all human and mechanical problems. :rotf:

Two wraps of Det Cord around the middle.

Presto!  Two heaps of shit.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: LC EFA on February 16, 2013, 09:16:15 PM
Two wraps of Det Cord around the middle.

Presto!  Two heaps of shit.

Make sure you wrap a wet sack around the outside it or it dunt work so flash.

I learned in Vietnam that a couple of pounds of C-4 will usually solve all human and mechanical problems. :rotf:

Very few problems can't be solved with suitable application of high-explosives.  :-)




Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Randy on February 17, 2013, 04:34:47 AM
Let's think about this a little bit more. The DUmmie whited out the word 'defeat'. Now the sticker appears to read 'DEFEND FREEDOM OBAMA'.

Doesn't this mean that the bumper sticker now commands Obama to defend freedom. If you are commanding him to defend freedom it means that he is not already defending freedom.

So this DUmmie has personally accused Obama of not defending freedom. It's is essentially a put down of Obama. Since Obama is half black and the writing on the sticker is white, I think it would also qualify as racist.

The DUmmie is a racist Obama hater.

Now you're thinking like Starboard tack :-)
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Randy on February 17, 2013, 05:15:19 AM
Well then I am going to go take my big fat Shapei (<---Chris  :) ) and x out every Obama sticker I find  :-)

.44 Magnum FTW! :-)
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: delilahmused on February 17, 2013, 05:34:22 AM
That reminds me of the video of Prius lady and the guy in the diesel truck.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBV486ignTk[/youtube]

She's got a lot more patience than I'd have!

Cindie
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: BattleHymn on February 17, 2013, 10:17:38 AM
She's got a lot more patience than I'd have!

Cindie

You and me both.  :-)
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Tucker on February 17, 2013, 11:40:51 AM
I'm afraid that I would have had to just smile and ignored it.

As I carry a gun everyplace I go, I have to be on my best behavior and avoid unnecessary confrontations.
Title: Re: How to modify an NRA bumper sticker
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on February 17, 2013, 11:59:12 AM
I drive a Full-sized Dodge Quad Cab 4WD truck. I love the woman's question about what the guy does for a living--as if that made any difference--after going on about how stupid he was.

My calm response would be, "Ma'am, I'm an electronics electronics engineer with over 20 years of experience. Perhaps, we could instead discuss the behavior of focused electron beams or even various aspects of Einstein's Relativity. "

I have done such things before when a liberal comes along and makes claims about my stupidity and lack of education simply because I'm Conservative. It usually shuts them up and they run off. The really special ones will claim that an engineering degree isn't a real education as compared to their Liberal Arts studies. :rotf: