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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on February 15, 2013, 10:26:02 AM
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undergroundpanther (11,372 posts)
I broke my freakin' arm saying happy valentines day to a republican.
Yesterday I was talking politics outside the 7-11with a very republican looking guy .He told me he didn't like Obama but was vague as to why. His thinking was liberal but he feared communism and all the sort of shit republicans are told to fear, he bemoaned the taxes,yadda yadda,but he also supported universal health care,gun control and the rich paying their fair share,though he was cynical gun control would help gun violence. He was not rude or defensive about my questions,but he also was jaded about the public.He said he used to be more idealistic in his youth, but believed idealistic people were too few in number to change things in this country in a meaningful way.I explained why he might be very wrong about that,explained a conservative county like this one isn't the best model for the rest of the country and fox news isn't news,and he begrudgingly agreed with me,that the news is skewed and this county is a limited example. We had a good 20 minute conversation,me in my turquoise Mohawk and he in his khakis and short graying hair.He seemed to have given up on many of his old beliefs,and that made me happy inside. I wished him a happy valentine's day. .I turned to head home and tripped in the parking lot over a small raised part of the cement,and bang I hit the ground and my arm got it. I laid there a minute waiting for the pain to subside before I got up,and the republican guy I was talking to and another guy in the parking lot helped me get up and they got me ice and were very kind about helping me up.I walked home and by time I hit the door it was definite I had broken my arm.It ****ing' huuurrt.
I went to a patient first type urgent care place,xrays showed the radius was a clean break right through it and they splinted my arm sent me home. Today I go to the doc,probably will be in a cast for who knows how long. I am very thankful for medicaid,and I fear for people who in my situation would not be able to get their arm fixed,and would just muddle through.We really need universal health care. And yesterday a Republican agreed with me on that!
And I thought cats always landed on their feet.
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taxes,yadda yadda,but he also supported universal health care,gun control and the rich paying their fair share,though he was cynical gun control would help gun violence. He was not rude or defensive about my questions,but he also was jaded about the public.He said
The space bar on her keyboard must have a bunch of Cheeto dust and cat hair stuck under it because it does not seem to be working all the time.
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Damn.
Foiled again.
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undergroundpanther
I turned to head home and tripped in the parking lot over a small raised part of the cement,and bang I hit the ground and my arm got it.
:rotf:
I'd have paid a whole quarter to have seen that.
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Damn.
Foiled again.
I know. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Wonder if the free to it doctors told it that a human arm can`t take 457 lbs falling on it?
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Watch out 7-11!! Lawsuit coming your way.
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Well, what of the bouncy, folks? Personally, I don't believe it. I don't believe someone could stand looking at that for 20 minutes. Not of his own free will, anyway. I guess she gets a point for placing the tableau in a convenience store. Old School.
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What a load of cat shit.
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It's not true. Didn't see it on youtube, so it didn't happen. :-)
He was a "Republican LOOKING guy." What does a Republican look like?
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He was a "Republican LOOKING guy." What does a Republican look like?
I've seen other primitives use that phrase before, not just the crazy cat.
Basically it's anyone who practices personal hygene, wears clothing that's been washed, who's not high or drunk on something, that can form complete sentences, who doesn't have permanent cheeto dust on their fingers, who lives somewhere other than in their parents basement or without public assistance, and who takes responsibility for their own actions and place in life.
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I believe she/he/cat went to the 7-11. I believe she broke her arm. The belief ends there.
She sits at home and draws a check claiming that she can't work. Maybe her stumble was really God finally deciding to, at least briefly, make an honest woman/man/cat out of her.
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Wonder if the free to it doctors told it that a human arm can`t take 457 lbs falling on it?
Human? We are talking about undergroundpanther here.
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Didn't happen. Doubt if UP could type that much blather with a broken arm.
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What a load of cat shit.
subway cat
"(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pZ7N5BXieC8/UGG7Xqunl9I/AAAAAAAAAHY/ztcU-TVLtFM/s1600/litter+box+dirty.jpg)"
"That's my story, and I'm sticking to it."
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And I thought cats always landed on their feet.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
If she would have been walking on all fours like real cats, this would not have happened!
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A very republican looking guy
What exactly does that look like. I wonder when it wants republicans to start wearing a scarlet R or an elephant on their clothing.
I think UGP I a narco seeker. It always seems to end up in the ER in pain all the time.
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What exactly does that look like. I wonder when it wants republicans to start wearing a scarlet R or an elephant on their clothing.
I think UGP I a narco seeker. It always seems to end up in the ER in pain all the time.
Yeah, I can see that. 'Give me my fix!'
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Wonder how much 7-11 had to pay to fix the crater it left in the parking lot?
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supported universal health care,gun control and the rich paying their fair share
At the risk of getting BSed, I gotta say that that sound like most northeast Republican politico's. Not all of the voters mind you, but enough to vote the RINO's into power.
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I believe she/he/cat went to the 7-11. I believe she broke her arm. The belief ends there.
She sits at home and draws a check claiming that she can't work. Maybe her stumble was really God finally deciding to, at least briefly, make an honest woman/man/cat out of her.
It follows the standard conversion bouncy template, right down to the "republican" conversion and DUmmy talking points. No bongs.
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What exactly does that look like. I wonder when it wants republicans to start wearing a scarlet R or an elephant on their clothing.
I think UGP I a narco seeker. It always seems to end up in the ER in pain all the time.
Indeed what does a Republican look like BEG. If you met my hubby or youngest son, first thought would be Hippie. Indeed, everyone in my family, except Mom has tats, pierced ears, male and female.
We all have our marrying and burying suits and dresses in the closet, Yup we can dress for any occasion.
All my family including Hubby with his waist length pony tail, tats and pierced ear are Conservative, none of us have purple hair but would not surprise me if one of the grand kids under 16 did.
Never can tell, I had a cousin that made a fortune in the Merchant Marine, graduated from the Academy, he when home with a wife and two kids rode about on his Harley, long hair blowing in the breeze, usually with one of his kids on the back. One big, big Conservative, a deacon in his church, and one that rolled their own. Was that tobacco or pot he was smoking??
Never can tell by looks or dress what is going on in the mind of a stranger or even those closest to you.
So someone with purple hair comes up to me to start a conversation on politics, either the person is stoned or nuts, ----run away, run away.
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Wow, that's almost lucid for UGP. Maybe she has new meds and they're working.
Cindie
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What exactly does that look like.
Clean cut, doesn't smell like ass, and shaved within the last three days.
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Clean cut, doesn't smell like ass, and shaved within the last three days.
Smelling like ass would only apply to the DUmmy males. Their females smell like. . .
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What exactly does that look like. I wonder when it wants republicans to start wearing a scarlet R or an elephant on their clothing.
I think UGP I a narco seeker. It always seems to end up in the ER in pain all the time.
What does a lefty think a republican looks like? John Lithgow in the movie Footloose.
Footloose is a 1984 American musical-drama film directed by Herbert Ross. It tells the story of Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon), an upbeat Chicago teen who moves to a small town in which, as a result of the efforts of a local minister (John Lithgow), dancing and rock music have been banned.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footloose_(1984_film)
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What exactly does that look like. I wonder when it wants republicans to start wearing a scarlet R or an elephant on their clothing.
I think UGP I a narco seeker. It always seems to end up in the ER in pain all the time.
Forget the scarlet R or elephant...I'll just wear a gun. :wink:
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Oh my.
Now, this is not the same thing that was posted here yesterday (Friday); that was just a comment made by the subway cat to get attention at another campfire. She made a campfire on the same subject, this one.
undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 10:28 AM
I broke my freakin' arm saying happy valentines day to a republican.
Yesterday I was talking politics outside the 7-11with a very republican looking guy .He told me he didn't like Obama but was vague as to why. His thinking was liberal but he feared communism and all the sort of shit republicans are told to fear, he bemoaned the taxes,yadda yadda,but he also supported universal health care,gun control and the rich paying their fair share,though he was cynical gun control would help gun violence.
He was not rude or defensive about my questions,but he also was jaded about the public.He said he used to be more idealistic in his youth, but believed idealistic people were too few in number to change things in this country in a meaningful way.I explained why he might be very wrong about that,explained a conservative county like this one isn't the best model for the rest of the country and fox news isn't news,and he begrudgingly agreed with me,that the news is skewed and this county is a limited example.
We had a good 20 minute conversation,me in my turquoise Mohawk and he in his khakis and short graying hair.He seemed to have given up on many of his old beliefs,and that made me happy inside. I wished him a happy valentine's day. .
I turned to head home and tripped in the parking lot over a small raised part of the cement,and bang I hit the ground and my arm got it. I laid there a minute waiting for the pain to subside before I got up,and the republican guy I was talking to and another guy in the parking lot helped me get up and they got me ice and were very kind about helping me up.
I walked home and by time I hit the door it was definite I had broken my arm.It ****ing' huuurrt. I went to a patient first type urgent care place,xrays showed the radius was a clean break right through it and they splinted my arm sent me home. Today I go to the doc,probably will be in a cast for who knows how long.
I am very thankful for medicaid,and I fear for people who in my situation would not be able to get their arm fixed,and would just muddle through.We really need universal health care. And yesterday a Republican agreed with me on that!
note: paragraphizing for easier reading done by franksolich
undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 10:47 AM
4. thanks
it hurts a bit worse today,had it propped on pillows last night,cats purring against it, and my meds for when my back pain flares has become a godsend for my arm yesterday and today.I only take the pain meds when I really need them. So I have a nearly full bottle and it's 4 months old..Tramadol does not work on me if I take it as pills.
But the pain meds make me sorta derp..and tired and that sucks. I hate the way they effect my mind,but thankful they control pain. and I am very thankful for the spell check function right now..lol...
undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 10:50 AM
6. 6 to 8 weeks!
Oh holy hell. LOL I eat with my left hand,I will be dropping alot of forks..And I'm ambidextrous,but not totally.
I already got me a thin long wooden dowel for an itchy stick picked out. I'm using the one from when I broke my elbow.
<<<wonders if this "itchy stick" serves another function, in the bathroom.
The subway cat's arms look too short to reach back and under.
undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 11:02 AM
11. thank you peace 13
I'm gonna reiki the shit out of it once it's in the cast. and cat purring is the exact hertz of an ultrasound treatment,purr actually helps healing like physical therapy ultrasound treatments. During my back flare ups I wake up to find sparkle up against my neck purring like crazy and bear with his body right up against my back fully stretched out purring up a storm and when I get up often I don't need to take more pain pills for hours,sometimes if it's a mild flare up,I don't need to take any.. my cats haven't been more than two feet away from me since I busted my arm.
Poor cats.
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Ugpee should be used to using s/h/it's left arm, as using the right would probably freak s/h/it, out.
Other than the arm, the rest is just another bouncy. :bouncy:
No bong. Stupid story, bro. :loser:
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I laid there a minute waiting for the pain to subside before I got up,and the republican guy I was talking to and another guy in the parking lot helped me get up and they got me ice and were very kind about helping me up.
Can't be true, we all know full well that Republicans are all hate-filled horrid people who would never help another person. If it was a proper Republican he'd have quickly fetched his car and run over him/her/it. At least that's what the DUmp implies about Republicans...
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Why didn't someone just shoot the injured animal and put us out of our misery?
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undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 10:47 AM
.Tramadol does not work on me if I take it as pills.
Let's see how you can get it into your system without ingestion. There's ingestion (ruled out), inhalation, absorption or injection.
Maybe she mixes it with her distemper shot.
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Go home, DUmmie, you're drunk.
What does a typical Republican look like?
Successful?
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Smelling like ass would only apply to the DUmmy males. Their females smell like. . .
Fish?
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Fish?
:lol: :whistling:
I was being polite.
H5
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undergroundpanther (11,376 posts) Fri Feb 15, 2013, 10:47 AM
4. thanks
it hurts a bit worse today,had it propped on pillows last night,cats purring against it, and my meds for when my back pain flares has become a godsend for my arm yesterday and today.I only take the pain meds when I really need them. So I have a nearly full bottle and it's 4 months old..Tramadol does not work on me if I take it as pills.
But the pain meds make me sorta derp..and tired and that sucks. I hate the way they effect my mind,but thankful they control pain. and I am very thankful for the spell check function right now..lol...
What a wuss. Maybe if she didn't abuse pain pills they would actually work when she needed them :whistling:
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What a wuss. Maybe if she didn't abuse pain pills they would actually work when she needed them :whistling:
But I thought that the instructions said to take 6 every hour.
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What kind of "republican" would be able to talk to a purple-mohawk sporting tattooed freakshow like UGP without bursting out laughing ?
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What kind of "republican" would be able to talk to a purple-mohawk sporting tattooed freakshow like UGP without bursting out laughing ?
I figment of her imagination.
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I figment of her imagination.
More like a nightmare wondering when they'll wake up.
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What kind of "republican" would be able to talk to a purple-mohawk sporting tattooed freakshow like UGP without bursting out laughing ?
My first impulse, in real life, would be to take a stick and jab and probe and poke it, to see if it's alive and moves, and to see what makes it animated, i.e., angry.
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Fish?
Rotting carp on the shoreline!
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undergroundpanther
cat purring is the exact hertz of an ultrasound treatment, purr actually helps healing like physical therapy ultrasound treatments.
Silly hairball. "Ultrasound" is sound wave higher than the human ear can hear. Audible cat purring is not "ultrasound", by definition.
During my back flare ups I wake up to find sparkle up against my neck purring like crazy and bear with his body right up against my back fully stretched out purring up a storm
The tomcat with the gay name is trying to mate with her. Somebody should send that cat a bag of flour.
my cats haven't been more than two feet away from me since I busted my arm.
The cats are waiting and watching. Cats gotta eat, same as worms.
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We had a good 20 minute conversation,me in my turquoise Mohawk and he in his khakis and short graying hair.
Wonder which one had a job? And you probably wonder why you can't find one.