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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Duke Nukum on February 14, 2013, 12:10:04 PM
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Perhaps this should be posted in the DUmpster to aid lurking DUmmies? Or maybe even breaking news since it has such a nice photo but I will leave that to the mods to decide.
(http://media.washtimes.com/media/community/viewpoint/entry/2013/02/14/Socialist_Valentine_640_s640x427.jpg?73b8e21685896c3f2859310aaa5adb253919b641)
WASHINGTON, DC, February 14, 2013 - Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures.
Do not jeopardize your livelihood for a night out having fun. By observing the following tips, you can still have a great time and live.
- Pay your own way. Ignore the traditional rule of the tyrant feeding his subjects. Most dictators tend to think that just because they bought you a meal with other people's money, you owe them something at the end of the night.
Link (http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/peoples-communities-cube/2013/feb/14/peoples-valentine-guide-dating-dictators/)
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:rotf:
I'm going to have to share this.
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I think there is one missing :whistling: