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Title: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: beefeater on February 12, 2013, 05:33:02 PM
The last we heard she had blown out her knee (a childhood thing) again.

And now the biggest story of her journalistic career is unfolding just blocks, or miles or half a state away. I'm sure all of her scanner apps are just popping with nooz and chatter.

Hopefully she's able to hobble out to the Jeep with the good rig and cub reporter vest and ropes and shelf stabilized milk and get to the scene of the action.

I can just picture her sniper crawling up the side of Bear Mountain to get the kind of shots that her editor at the East Valley weekly shopper expects from their ace.

Keep the balding head down Nads, watch for riffle fire!
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
Don't worry.

She's probably sitting at home, laying on the couch, munching on chocolate bon-bons as if popcorn, listening to her police scanner, and writing stuff to make the primitives think she's right there at the shoot-out.
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 12, 2013, 05:38:20 PM
I think she blew out her knee running away from Hobbit fans yelling, "Look! A dwarf!"
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: BattleHymn on February 12, 2013, 05:39:54 PM
I think she blew out her knee running away from Hobbit fans yelling, "Look! A dwarf!"

H5
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2013, 05:40:30 PM
Oh my.

The media's been told to down their helicopters covering it.

The services of Vlada Mitty are now needed more than ever, as she doesn't need no helicopter.
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: JakeStyle on February 12, 2013, 05:57:28 PM
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Response to HipChick (Original post)                                 Tue Feb 12, 2013, 06:48 PM

nadinbrzezinski (116,145 posts)
27. There is a reason they are keeping LAPD swat

At the airport.

For the record, we are very shocked Dorner is still in the San Bernardinos.

Her and her mangy birds I guess.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022360332#post27
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2013, 05:59:02 PM
Her and her mangy birds I guess.

Who's this "we" of whom the oblate spheroid speaks?

It's funny, how Vlada Mitty tries to make it sound as if she's a member of a small exclusive clique.
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2013, 06:00:41 PM
From Drudge:

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On-scene reporter caught in gun fight...

I haven't clicked on the link yet; does one suppose this might be her?
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: JakeStyle on February 12, 2013, 06:01:08 PM
From the same thread:

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Response to Algebra Palin (Reply #33)                                      Tue Feb 12, 2013, 06:52 PM

nadinbrzezinski (116,145 posts)
41. Very, why you grow a tail when you go into Macy's in suit and tie

And I don't dressed in grunge.

Yup, I pay attention to things most don't

 :???:
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2013, 06:05:15 PM
From the same thread:

 :???:

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zappaman (7,292 posts)    Tue Feb 12, 2013, 06:58 PM

45. What?

If you say so...
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: Skul on February 12, 2013, 06:31:43 PM
Well, even with one good leg, she can still run in circles.  :whistling:
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: Big Dog on February 12, 2013, 06:55:00 PM
Suppernads told a little white lie about her injury, to confuse the enemy. She did tell Sun Tzu what to write in The Art Of War, as Flippy Doo will attest: "Let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night; and when you move, fall like thunder."

She knew she would get the call. She always does. "Si, el Presidente. I'll do eet. Just like Pockeeston. Just remember to give credit to SEAL Team Seex again."

As we speak, she is creeping toward the cabin, dressed in Mexican Army winter camo, her face and bald spot covered with zinc oxide, Good Rig in one hand, atomic milk grenade in the other, and 10 inch Bowie knife between her teeth. The addled retired submarine chief is keeping the engine warm on the nadsMobile, a 1984 Subaru wagon with Ciudad de Mexico plates, ready for the extraction.

The request by the sheriff for news helicopters to back off was made at Suppernads' insistent. She's not worried about Dorner knowing she is there; she doesn't want America's children to see the Mexican combat EMS ninja reporter in action, and kill each other imitating her on the playground. It's for the children.
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 13, 2013, 04:24:00 AM
Suppernads told a little white lie about her injury, to confuse the enemy. She did tell Sun Tzu what to write in The Art Of War, as Flippy Doo will attest: "Let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night; and when you move, fall like thunder."

She knew she would get the call. She always does. "Si, el Presidente. I'll do eet. Just like Pockeeston. Just remember to give credit to SEAL Team Seex again."

As we speak, she is creeping toward the cabin, dressed in Mexican Army winter camo, her face and bald spot covered with zinc oxide, Good Rig in one hand, atomic milk grenade in the other, and 10 inch Bowie knife between her teeth. The addled retired submarine chief is keeping the engine warm on the nadsMobile, a 1984 Subaru wagon with Ciudad de Mexico plates, ready for the extraction.

The request by the sheriff for news helicopters to back off was made at Suppernads' insistent. She's not worried about Dorner knowing she is there; she doesn't want America's children to see the Mexican combat EMS ninja reporter in action, and kill each other imitating her on the playground. It's for the children.

 :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :bow: :bow: :bow:

H5.
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: vesta111 on February 13, 2013, 06:43:00 AM
Oh Dear here we go again.  I wonder if the conspiracy folks will now bring out the fact that like John Wilkes Booth was said to have died in a fire in a barn but escaped to head West, some will believe this killer escaped the fire and headed East?

Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: BEG on February 13, 2013, 07:42:50 AM
Suppernads told a little white lie about her injury, to confuse the enemy. She did tell Sun Tzu what to write in The Art Of War, as Flippy Doo will attest: "Let your plans be as dark and impenetrable as night; and when you move, fall like thunder."

She knew she would get the call. She always does. "Si, el Presidente. I'll do eet. Just like Pockeeston. Just remember to give credit to SEAL Team Seex again."

As we speak, she is creeping toward the cabin, dressed in Mexican Army winter camo, her face and bald spot covered with zinc oxide, Good Rig in one hand, atomic milk grenade in the other, and 10 inch Bowie knife between her teeth. The addled retired submarine chief is keeping the engine warm on the nadsMobile, a 1984 Subaru wagon with Ciudad de Mexico plates, ready for the extraction.

The request by the sheriff for news helicopters to back off was made at Suppernads' insistent. She's not worried about Dorner knowing she is there; she doesn't want America's children to see the Mexican combat EMS ninja reporter in action, and kill each other imitating her on the playground. It's for the children.

Made me laugh. H5
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 13, 2013, 09:10:20 AM
Oh my.

The media's been told to down their helicopters covering it.

The services of Vlada Mitty are now needed more than ever, as she doesn't need no helicopter.

(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/goodshotalan/goodshotalan1202/goodshotalan120200019/12233388-cartoon-of-mature-age-woman-using-parachute.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm really worried about the Nadster, Intrepid Reporter
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2013, 01:44:07 PM
I think she blew out her knee running away from Hobbit fans yelling, "Look! A dwarf!"

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