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Title: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Karin on February 12, 2013, 12:14:30 PM
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Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:02 PM
 BanTheGOP (1,000 posts)

Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history
On the commemoration of my 1,000th post, I have decided to dedicate it to President Barack Obama, and his impossible, improbably, glorifying rise to achieve the greatest...the GREATEST... accomplishment in the history of the planet: The impetus for the transfer of the historical abusive nature of republicanist Capitalism to the progressive, societal nature of Democracy. No one man has ever done more in history to destroy the very mechanism of destruction that has proliferated throughout the globe. His State of the Union speech tonight will be a GLORIOUS announcement and celebration of the DESTRUCTION of the Republican Party, of Capitalism, and the start of the migration of the "United" States to that of UN, and ultimately global, progressive society.  

Without Barack Obama, we would have had more of the same: dull, white people pushing the same form of repressive abuse of people of color, people without means, and policies that terrorize a planet. Without Barack Obama, we would have had a continuation of the repressive, white-controlled bank structure that funnels the production from the workers who MAKE the products to those elite white rich republican bastards who TAKE the money. Without Barack Obama, we would be seeing a continuation of America's isolationist stance and refusal to deal with the billions of destitute of people denuded by oppressive, republicanist capitalist policies, as well as a continuation of the most devastating military oppression in the history of the planet.

In short, Barack Obama has accomplished the greatest feat that even I thought unattainable: the complete irrelevancy brought forth on a regime that appeared completely unimpenetrable. The complete and utter reversal of Reganomics, the complete and thorough destruction of private healthcare, and the complete and thorough destruction of rabid republicanist oil/coal/nuclear energy industry. Wow!!

 

Just...wow!!

Tonight's historic State of the Union, delivered on the birthday of the GOP's most celebrated president as a deliciously deliberate snub against the repressive bastards, will pronounce the official start of the Transformation of America, as promised by President Obama in his ORIGINAL campaign. He will cite the success of Obamacare, the creation of well-paying jobs that will provide both a comfortable wage to individuals as well as their ability to pay into the infrastructure needed for this Transformation, the announcement that Executive Orders will be used in lieu of dealing with the criminal GOP bastards in the House, and finally, the overt declaration that will chill states who are attempting to "take their ball and run home with it." The South comes to mind, but they will be standing alone.

There is more, much much more...but let it be said, and let it be known... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...the GOP is OVER!!!

And ONE MAN is responsible for the most difficult, greatest feat ever... Barack Hussein Obama. CONGRATULATIONS, you are the GREATEST HUMAN IN HISTORY!!

Well so much for those who deride the rest of us as Conspiracy Theorist loons, when we say that king zero wants to destroy this country. 

He got one rec, and three non-commital replies, one of which was

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)
Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:04 PM
Puzzledtraveller (1,149 posts)
2. ...........................................

DUmbasses, don't you ever get embarrassed by each other?

DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022357886)
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Rebel on February 12, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
That dude has to be a mole, but he does a great job at showing how utterly ****ing insane the DUmbasses are.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 12, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)
Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:17 PM
leftstreet (21,956 posts)

11. Are you trying to make DU look stupid?

Even DUmpmonkeys recognize this guy is just a troll, and not a very good one at that.

Yet people here thought he was legit.

What a wasted DOTY election.






 
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Reality vs DU on February 12, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:08 PM
NCTraveler (1,232 posts)
4. Could be one of the greatest OPs I have ever read. nt.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: USA4ME on February 12, 2013, 12:53:49 PM
I've met kooks like this.  He's legit.  He's also psycho.   :mental:

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Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Gina on February 12, 2013, 01:01:04 PM
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Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:02 PM
 BanTheGOP (1,000 posts)

Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history

You are the most vile & stupid man in human history.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Jasonw560 on February 12, 2013, 01:04:31 PM
On this being my 1916th post, let me dedicate it to all the brain cells from BantheGOP that have either died by his own doing or who voluntarily committed hari kiri.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: delilahmused on February 12, 2013, 01:12:28 PM
Even DUmpmonkeys recognize this guy is just a troll, and not a very good one at that.

Yet people here thought he was legit.

What a wasted DOTY election.


I agree...maybe if there was a required minimum post count or something. At least a DUmmie (even a mole) with more posts would be more connected to the entire DU culture.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Rebel on February 12, 2013, 01:43:12 PM
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CJCRANE (13,035 posts)
46. Why are people rec'ing this?

It's like a freeper's version of what progressives want.

It is, fool, hence the Recs.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Rebel on February 12, 2013, 01:47:39 PM
Even DUmpmonkeys recognize this guy is just a troll, and not a very good one at that.

Yet people here thought he was legit.

What a wasted DOTY election.

No one ever listens to me.


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http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80948.msg991603.html#msg991603
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Karin on February 12, 2013, 02:00:43 PM
The thread has grown.  Even the Maggot thinks he's a mole:

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The Magistrate (79,955 posts)
7. Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...

You take reductio ad absurdum to new heights of hilarity and insincerity: this is a personal best I suspect you will find it impossible to top without rending the curtain in twain.

I have to go disinfect my boat now.

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EastKYLiberal (211 posts)
23. Until the far right starts to disappear in unmarked vans with tinted windows...

He is not deserving of the title.

Maybe next year.

Oh, a charming little threat.

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Response to BanTheGOP (Original post)
Tue Feb 12, 2013, 01:42 PM
Puzzledtraveller (1,167 posts)
25. It's over the top and nature does make me think..

Is BanThe Gop some kind of double agent? What would be the purpose?

que X-Files music.

 

The thing of it is, I don't think he's a mole.  I think he's the real thing.  A totalitarian communistic little tyrant with boatloads of mental illness. 
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 12, 2013, 02:06:43 PM
To be honest, I can't remember who I voted for so let me possibly revise history by saying:

I was skeptical about about Ban The GOP winning the top DUmmie slot but this proves Ban the GOP's supporters correct.

This is epic! So many times we have seen the top DOTY recipiant simply burn out or not be able to surpass themselves, Nadin any one? But Ban  The GOP's award makes me think some award shows may, indeed, have merit.

Well done everyone! I have not read such an epic thing in over 144 characters in some time.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 12, 2013, 02:20:54 PM
I love that DU3 makes it so easy to share this inanity on twitter.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: miskie on February 12, 2013, 03:32:25 PM
..And nobody donated BTG even a single heart for his efforts ? How sad....   :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 12, 2013, 04:11:41 PM
"Getcha program.....can't tell the trolls from the DUmmies without a program!"
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Freeper on February 12, 2013, 04:40:56 PM
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leftstreet (21,961 posts)
11. Are you trying to make DU look stupid?

Like he would have to do anything to make that happen, DU looks stupid without any help.

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CJCRANE (13,036 posts)
46. Why are people rec'ing this?

It's like a freeper's version of what progressives want.

It actually sounds like a lot of other posts we have seen at DU time after time.

Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: BattleHymn on February 12, 2013, 04:43:37 PM
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The Magistrate (79,955 posts)
7. Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...

You take reductio ad absurdum to new heights of hilarity and insincerity: this is a personal best I suspect you will find it impossible to top without rending the curtain in twain.


Improper colon usage, dumbass.  Good job deflating your own puffery.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: Gina on February 13, 2013, 06:48:16 AM

Improper colon usage, dumbass.  Good job deflating your own puffery.

I am sure his colon has been improperly used a lot.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: franksolich on February 13, 2013, 07:43:28 AM
I am sure his colon has been improperly used a lot.

His dominatrix wife, when he's cuffed and leashed and chained--which he by the way enjoys--probably sends a plumber's snake up into it.
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: BattleHymn on February 13, 2013, 04:39:31 PM
I am sure his colon has been improperly used a lot.

Good point.  H5 for the astute observation.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmie of the Year lauds Glorious Leader
Post by: miskie on February 13, 2013, 05:44:45 PM
I am sure his colon has been improperly used a lot.

You, Gina.. You are a naughty, naughty girl..   :naughty:   ^5