The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on February 10, 2013, 10:14:33 AM
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Clues a woman should call it a night...
1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.
2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your butt while yelling WOO HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. You've suddenly decided you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe you could do it too.
4. You start crying and telling eveyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
5. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
6. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.
7. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
8. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
9. Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
10. You take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
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I think those are also clues a man should call it a night!
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I think those are also clues a man should call it a night!
So you cry, like the geek sitting next to you, and forget where you left your purse? :???:
Gotta think about this for a while......... ::)
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So you cry, like the geek sitting next to you, and forget where you left your purse? :???:
Gotta think about this for a while......... ::)
Me, personally, no.
But we are in the business of observing and commenting on the XY-chromosome bearing primitives of Skin's Island. You know Will Pitt has given his old fifth grade teacher a rye-flavored blowjob in the can at Bukowski's, for old times' sake.
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Me, personally, no.
But we are in the business of observing and commenting on the XY-chromosome bearing primitives of Skin's Island. You know Will Pitt has given his old fifth grade teacher a rye-flavored blowjob in the can at Bukowski's, for old times' sake.
WHEW!
Thanks!
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It sounds like stevenumbers on date night.