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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on February 08, 2013, 02:50:52 PM
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MoonRiver (16,865 posts)
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Why do men like porn so much?
I find it incredibly boring and repetitive. Give me a good documentary instead anytime! Unfortunately, my hubby does not agree with that. And so I endure. (sort of)
Who was the liberal woman that bragged about never taking a bath?
Is it any wonder why so many liberal men prefer to cornhole another liberal man over a liberal woman?
quinnox (14,691 posts)
3. if you have to ask
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Fantasy and so on, we men get off on it.
Fantasizing about a conservative woman.
Shivering Jemmy (253 posts)
47. Why would anyone want to read a love story?
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Love is a tremendous pain in the butt. Give me a math textbook any day.
Oooh. A DUmmy math genius.
Cleita (61,397 posts)
84. I always thought romance novels were our version of porn.
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One thing I noticed when I worked in a book store was that all the new releases of romance novels flew off the shelves almost as soon as we put them up and the majority of the purchasers were middle-aged women old enough to be grandmothers.
Bucky (40,401 posts)
10. Men are visually stimulated. Porn is the like the crack version of physical attraction
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Addictive, numbing, and soulless. But sometimes we just wanna feel that rush, baby.
truegrit44 (53 posts)
11. Because they're too lazy to get out of the chair
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put down the mouse or remote and go get the real thing.........
I'm sure that isn't the main reason but it has to be part of it.
RobertEarl (2,221 posts)
12. Because...
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...there are not enough nudist camps. Really, wouldn't we all be better off with everyone being nude? Or would that be too pornish for some a one a you?
I'm thinking gNads, Anne Pritchett, Mrs Dawson and the usual gang of lard asses that populate the DUmp.
Bucky (40,401 posts)
19. And bon-bons. What the hell is it with women and bon-bons?
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I'm assuming, from all the comments in this thread, that today is Write a Banal Stereotype Day, right?
:lol:
OriginalGeek (4,504 posts)
26. Oh pizza man!
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Will you get that "special" tip or won't you?
Bucky (40,401 posts)
23. Better question: Why do women like foreplay so damn much? Argh! I'm tired, woman!
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Let's get it on and over with so's I can sleep!
Kalidurga (4,185 posts)
36. Pictures have no demands...
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they don't talk back or need conversation. They don't demand the toilet seat be put down. They don't need foreplay. And they are there under the mattress anytime a need arises.
Too funny.
bluestate10 (7,857 posts)
41. Porn allows men to make up for inadequacies. They can have the women that won't spit on them
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and imagine all types of sexual activity with those women.
A few days old but the liberal men have sent the liberal women a message.
Take a bath, shave, take out the curlers and shut up.
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Oooh. A DUmmy math genius.
I think he's sneering at this ridiculous comment:
Give me a good documentary instead anytime!
Where's Taverner? This is right up his alley.
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Maybe it's the only way they can get it up and keep it up when they have to **** women like CalPiggy.
Cindie
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Maybe it's the only way they can get it up and keep it up when they have to **** women like CalPiggy.
Cindie
I could have gone all day without that image. :hammer:
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Maybe it's the only way they can get it up and keep it up when they have to **** women like CalPiggy.
That's enough to make your seed ache.
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Yuck, now I'm all skeeved out over associating DUmmies with sex of any kind.
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Magic Mike is my version of porn.
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Magic Mike is my version of porn.
You know that I had to nadin Magic Mike.
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Magic Mike is my version of porn.
I heard that all the cold water in the world ran out the day she saw that movie.
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It's because that those male DUmmies who aren't married are the ones living in mommy's basement at the age of 35 and can only dream of touching a girl.
And for those that are, you can turn the porn women off after the movie. No yapping and femisit BS from them.
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Magic Mike is my version of porn.
First thing I thought of was this (don't have a clue how to embed it here): Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley Chippendales (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_patrick-swayze-chippendale_fun#.URWKl2coaSo)
Cindie
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Shivering Jemmy (253 posts)
47. Why would anyone want to read a love story?
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Love is a tremendous pain in the butt. Give me a math textbook any day.
Oooh. A DUmmy math genius.
Not only that, but apparently this DUmmy's butt buddy/(ies) never heard of VASELINE :gay: :gay2:
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First thing I thought of was this (don't have a clue how to embed it here): Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley Chippendales (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_patrick-swayze-chippendale_fun#.URWKl2coaSo)
Cindie
:hi5:
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It's because that those male DUmmies who aren't married are the ones living in mommy's basement at the age of 35 and can only dream of touching a girl.
And for those that are, you can turn the porn women off after the movie. No yapping and femisit BS from them.
For some reason, I thought of these when I read your post.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeecRrhnCZk[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxTFqPET5I[/youtube]
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Warpy (66,872 posts) Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:08 PM
52. They have their sex organs wired to their eyes
I found my ex's porn stash while I was cleaning. I put it back where I found it. Porn does nothing for me but I do know quite a few women who love it.
It's like religion and football. I don't get any of them but I'm perfectly tolerant of people who do. They can have my share.
Taverner (52,125 posts) Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:10 PM
130. Because men are turned on by sex, and nudity
Men don't really "watch" porn, more like, um, well, they masturbate to it
Some women masturbate to porn too
Some men don't, and some women don't
I'm a visual guy, and I like the look of normal women my age (30-49) so naturally I'm a big fan of the amateur wife post type stuff.
But that's just me. Stretch marks and cellulite can turn me on
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Warpy (66,872 posts) Mon Feb 4, 2013, 08:08 PM
I found my ex's porn stash while I was cleaning.
What a shock.
The guy lives with a hateful drug addict who looks like President von Hindenberg.
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Give me a math textbook any day.
Who's going to translate it into pOtATo for you?
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If porn movies could make sammiches and bring home paychecks, the vile witches at DU would never see a dick for the rest of their lives, and the half of them that aren't already lesbos would have to flip in order to have someone to browbeat and nag.
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Why do liberal men like porn? I'll tell you why. It's because last week that 400 pound whale omelet that he took home and did the nasty with stuck around and the fool has no money for the therapy he needs so he does what he can to get that horrible image of Shamu in a thong and hearing the words "I'll even wear Dorothy's blue dress from the Wizard of Oz and take it in the rear after you shave my back for me ". That is why they do it .
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First thing I thought of was this (don't have a clue how to embed it here): Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley Chippendales (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_patrick-swayze-chippendale_fun#.URWKl2coaSo)
Cindie
[youtube=425,350]SZvivXlPljA[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]SZvivXlPljA[/youtube]
The Why Not Tavern has an all male review ladies' night every year and the place is packed. My neighbor and I go together (her and her husband are dog breeders). Granted, the guys are probably gay but they're ripped and well oiled so I don't particularly care. Never thought "Puttin' on the Ritz" was a sexy song until I heard it while a guy was stripping out of a white tux. And the fireman...the night isn't complete without a fireman. The Why Not gives out free Jello Shots all night long. By the end of the evening farm women are throwing their egg money everywhere!
Cindie