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Title: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 05, 2013, 11:19:46 PM
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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:32 PM
WCGreen (44,297 posts)

In many states...
It is easier to buy a gun than to be eligible to vote.

The same people who do not trust the eager voter will gladly allow a gun to be sold.
 
Now both activities, buying and owning a gun and the ability to vote, are in the constitution. But in many states you are allowed to buy a gun with no id, no background check and yet these same states do whatever it takes to stop certain parts of the population from voting.
 
Think about that.

Where in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to vote? 

The Founders would have been horrified at the thought of universal suffrage, just as they would have been horrified at the thought of gun control legislation.

Incidentally, DUmmy WCGreen, the Cleveland wardheeler, is at the very top of most 2013 DUmp Dead Pools.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: txradioguy on February 06, 2013, 01:42:46 AM
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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:32 PM
WCGreen (44,297 posts)

In many states...
It is easier to buy a gun than to be eligible to vote.

The same people who do not trust the eager voter will gladly allow a gun to be sold.

Really?  I didn't realize you had to go through a background check by the police and wait 5 days before being allowed to vote.

Did I miss something?
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: diesel driver on February 06, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Really?  I didn't realize you had to go through a background check by the police and wait 5 days before being allowed to vote.

Did I miss something?

Voting used to take only one day, too.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 06, 2013, 06:13:29 AM
I vote that we shoot all the liberals.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Randy on February 06, 2013, 06:16:36 AM
I vote that we shoot all the liberals.

Seconded!

(there's a joke in there somewhere :-) )
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Undies on February 06, 2013, 06:50:31 AM
Seconded!

(there's a joke in there somewhere :-) )

I suppose some could consider it a late-term abortion necessary to save the mother-nation's life.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 06, 2013, 06:59:54 AM
I suppose some could consider it a late-term abortion necessary to save the mother-nation's life.

 :agree:
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 06, 2013, 07:25:55 AM
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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 11:32 PM
WCGreen (44,297 posts)

In many states...
It is easier to buy a gun than to be eligible to vote.
There are a lot of check boxes on form 4473 that would seem to disprove that statement.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Splashdown on February 06, 2013, 07:37:24 AM
I suppose some could consider it a late-term abortion necessary to save the mother-nation's life.

I wish I'd saved it, but a DUmmy recently asked how something that can't live on its own have a right to life? There's our excuse, right there.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Undies on February 06, 2013, 08:06:46 AM
I wish I'd saved it, but a DUmmy recently asked how something that can't live on its own have a right to life? There's our excuse, right there.

A "oh snap!" if I ever heard one.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: thundley4 on February 06, 2013, 10:03:56 AM
I wish I'd saved it, but a DUmmy recently asked how something that can't live on its own have a right to life? There's our excuse, right there.

(http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Conception.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: NHSparky on February 06, 2013, 10:34:20 AM
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But in many states you are allowed to buy a gun with no id, no background check


Name one, DUmmies.  Name one.  Psst--I live in a state with a Brady Score of 6.  I'm still required to undergo a background check to buy a handgun, which also required photo ID.  Granted, once I passed my check (which took all of 10 minutes) I get to take my weapon home that day, but no, it's harder to buy a gun than vote, especially if you're a liberal hippie douchebag college student.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Aristotelian on February 06, 2013, 04:20:32 PM
Where in the Constitution are we guaranteed the right to vote?

It's in the liberal fantasy appendix, right next to the pre-eminence of the right to abortion over everything else ever conceived, and the line that states that the main text doesn't mean what is written but only means what liberals want it to mean.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 06, 2013, 04:29:00 PM
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The same people who do not trust the eager voter will gladly allow a gun to be sold.

Huh?

You mean why do I not trust illegal Somalians bused into non-resident precincts?

Gee, I don't know.

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Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on Today at 03:13:29 am
I vote that we shoot all the liberals.

ZyKlon-B is more efficient, but I denounce myself.  It would actually be a mercy killing.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Airwolf on February 06, 2013, 05:05:15 PM
Like wild horse running through the fields ,their stupidity runs rampant.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Splashdown on February 06, 2013, 05:24:37 PM
Like wild horse running through the fields ,their stupidity runs rampant.

Blink.

Blink.


:-)
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: diesel driver on February 06, 2013, 05:31:26 PM
Like wild horse running through the fields ,their stupidity runs rampant.

Wild horses running thru fields is a beautiful sight.

DUmmie stupidity, not so much.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 06, 2013, 06:14:09 PM
Blink.

Blink.
That's part of a great CalPig poem, a classic, that she wrote and then posted as her husband lay possibly dying of a heart attack, and EMTs were just arriving.

Well, hell, she never took CPR.

I don't have a link, but if anyone has it please post.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: RobJohnson on February 07, 2013, 03:01:33 AM
Wild horses running thru fields is a beautiful sight.

DUmmie stupidity, not so much.

DUmmies only run through Super Wal Mart with their EBT card.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Tucker on February 07, 2013, 06:52:22 AM
The 4473, Brady check and ID are only needed if buying from an FFL. A transfer between private individuals, for the most part is cash and carry.

In TN, it's for both Handguns and long guns. In MI, It's for long guns only.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Undies on February 07, 2013, 07:56:13 AM
DUmmies only run through Super Wal Mart with their EBT card.

Able to leap Big Savings in a single bound --  It's Super Walmart!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: franksolich on February 07, 2013, 08:13:02 AM
That's part of a great CalPig poem, a classic, that she wrote and then posted as her husband lay possibly dying of a heart attack, and EMTs were just arriving.

Well, hell, she never took CPR.

I don't have a link, but if anyone has it please post.

I know to which one you're referring, but can't find it.  This however is close.

"kidney stone love"
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,41495.0

in which the CalPig pays poetic tribute to her husband's kidney stones.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: franksolich on February 07, 2013, 08:20:20 AM
^^^that's from March 2010; I think the emergency room-heart attack thread was shortly before then, but damn, I can't find it.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 07, 2013, 09:21:33 AM
Really?  I didn't realize you had to go through a background check by the police and wait 5 days before being allowed to vote.

Did I miss something?

The idiot has to be roping in all private sales, gifts, and inheritances of guns in addition to actual retail sales in order to be able to say that.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 07, 2013, 03:55:00 PM
^^^that's from March 2010; I think the emergency room-heart attack thread was shortly before then, but damn, I can't find it.

The DUmping Ground comes through yet again:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40028.0

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Skul on February 07, 2013, 04:08:12 PM
The DUmping Ground comes through yet again:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40028.0

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
:lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Boudicca on February 07, 2013, 04:15:08 PM
A "oh snap!" if I ever heard one.

No kidding!
Splashdown, that was quite an impressive verbal takedown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Boudicca on February 07, 2013, 04:16:55 PM
That's part of a great CalPig poem, a classic, that she wrote and then posted as her husband lay possibly dying of a heart attack, and EMTs were just arriving.

Well, hell, she never took CPR.

I don't have a link, but if anyone has it please post.

Perchance, GOBUCKS, do you know whether or not Mr. CalPig managed to escape the Blinkety Blink sousal unit?
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 07, 2013, 06:09:02 PM
Perchance, GOBUCKS, do you know whether or not Mr. CalPig managed to escape the Blinkety Blink sousal unit?
To my knowledge, both Mr CalPig and the remainder of his aching seed are still with us, and yoked with the poetess.

The CalPigs vacationed in Iceland last summer.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: Boudicca on February 07, 2013, 06:15:17 PM
To my knowledge, both Mr CalPig and the remainder of his aching seed are still with us, and yoked with the poetess.

The CalPigs vacationed in Iceland last summer.

Maybe Iceland eased his aching seed then.  Unless vomiting helps you guys out with that; I suspect waking up to CalPig would unman any non-Dummy.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 07, 2013, 07:33:16 PM
The DUmping Ground comes through yet again:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40028.0

Watchdog barking, do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.

I think the next line went:

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C-I-L-L my landlord!

Or something like that.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 08, 2013, 11:12:35 AM
I wonder if they name their winter storms in Iceland.
Title: Re: DUmmy WCGreen Revises The Constitution
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2013, 12:26:59 PM
I wonder if they name their winter storms in Iceland.

The name 'Sauna' comes to mind.