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Title: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 05:43:01 PM
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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 01:41 PM

Lady Freedom Returns (2,910 posts)

To Conservatives: I do not want kids, so get over it!!!!!
I have had it with people putting their nose in the fact that, at almost 35, I don't have kids. Most of them are conservative Christians that seem to think that I am something terrible for not "Giving my husband a child". It is so nice sitting pool side and have Neighbors come up trying to convince me that I should have kids. When did this start becoming such an issue with people, I have no idea. Now I am use to people looking at me odd. I am use to some scrutiny about it by the major religious. But litterly try to do an intervention????

Then I started to see something interesting happening. There is much coming out about how bad the lower births will hurt economically. Latest book on this is "What to Expect When No One's Expecting", by Jonathan V. Last. And it is added to the dumb scare tactics like the one HockeyMom found and posted ( http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022316728 ) . I see that the anti-choice is moving in a new direction.

So, if my mind is going in the right direction, my want to not have kids with my husband is now not only un-Christian, it is anti-economy. I am expecting soon to be called un-American due to it. What happen to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

Well guess what? I am NOT going to have kids. I will not stop enjoying my husband either. The anti-choice can try whatever they want to push their thinking, but I will not do it! Call me a future wrecker, an anti-American (as if I never heard that before), and try to outlaw whatever you want, it will not happen.

I wholeheartedly endorse any DUmmie's decision not to reproduce.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022317096
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Freeper on February 05, 2013, 05:49:38 PM
Then don't have any kids.

Geeze these freaks seem to need every action of theirs praised by everyone.

Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 05, 2013, 05:59:49 PM
Lame bouncy.
Conservative women are not really concerned with some psycho-harpy liberal woman and her lack of kids.
There are no packs of conservative ladies pulling procreation interventions.

There is no organization out to breed more children. If there was, they would know better to concentrate with people who don't elevate murdering babies to a holy protected act. Any such organization would access the Obama App and skip all the Rat houses.

If conservatives out-breed the rats, then we win.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Delmar on February 05, 2013, 06:01:03 PM
I,for one, am crestfallen that Lady Freedom isn't going to pass on her clearly superior genes.  It's your duty to the future of mankind, Lady Freedom.

I kid.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Dori on February 05, 2013, 06:07:47 PM
This is very good news. I wished they all felt that way.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: diesel driver on February 05, 2013, 06:29:03 PM
A DUmmie not procreating...



YES!!!!    :yahoo:   :cheerleader2:   :rofl:   :clap:  :cheerleader:   :rocker:   :hi5:
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 06:29:52 PM
I think this is the same DUmmie who tried walking from Missouri to Arizona. If so,  I actively encourage her NOT to have children. 
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on February 05, 2013, 06:35:23 PM
Future generations thank you for not having to put up with your potential offspring.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: BadCat on February 05, 2013, 06:37:18 PM
Then why does she not have her tubes tied and be done with worry? 

I know, she'd rather just have an abortion.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 05, 2013, 06:43:05 PM
Then why does she not have her tubes tied and be done with worry? 

I know, she'd rather just have an abortion.


     Having her tubes tied would mean she could never avail herself of her divine right to have her uterus sucked and scraped. What good are rights if you don't use them?
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: BEG on February 05, 2013, 06:53:35 PM
No one cares if your skanky ass has kids. Stop trying to make yourself feel important enough than anyone would even notice.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: USA4ME on February 05, 2013, 07:21:07 PM
Good.  Your kids would just be parasites on our already overburdened welfare system.

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Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Boudicca on February 05, 2013, 08:30:41 PM
Lame bouncy.
Conservative women are not really concerned with some psycho-harpy liberal woman and her lack of kids.
There are no packs of conservative ladies pulling procreation interventions.

There is no organization out to breed more children. If there was, they would know better to concentrate with people who don't elevate murdering babies to a holy protected act. Any such organization would access the Obama App and skip all the Rat houses.

If conservatives out-breed the rats, then we win.

 :hi5:

Now, everyone get busy!!
And don't worry because given the inherent attractiveness of your average DUmpmonkey, they're doomed to extinction anyway. :-)
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 05, 2013, 08:50:03 PM
I'm sure they'd be just like you so...

good
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
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Tue Feb 5, 2013, 01:41 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (2,910 posts)

To Conservatives: I do not want kids, so get over it!!!!!
Thank God for small favors.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 05, 2013, 09:16:51 PM
Thank God for small favors.
The Lord answers prayer.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 09:19:33 PM
This one is a loon.
I think I read a post of hers where she hinted that her husband is a sniper.  It could be true, but I like to think that our military men can identify a crazy moonbat.  Then again, the crazy dwarf is married to a military man.  We don't know the circumstances, though. It's possible he took a bullet for the  team.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2013, 09:20:49 PM
Isn't she an old drunkard?  I thought she was like 65 years old. 
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 09:22:50 PM
Isn't she an old drunkard?  I thought she was like 65 years old. 

Who, LadyFreedom or Nadin?   :rotf:

If LadyFreedom still has conservatives telling her she must have children,  then she's gotta be younger than 65. 
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2013, 09:25:53 PM
I'm sorry, I got her mixed up with Cleita.

All DUmmies look alike after awhile.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 05, 2013, 09:26:01 PM
A DUmmie not procreating...



YES!!!!    :yahoo:   :cheerleader2:   :rofl:   :clap:  :cheerleader:   :rocker:   :hi5:

I'd give Lady Freedom a Hi5 for not reproducing if I could.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 09:28:00 PM
I'm sorry, I got her mixed up with Cleita.

All DUmmies look alike after awhile.

Yeah, I think you are right about Cleita.   It's easy to get DUmmies confused. Even if they weren't drones before DU, the are now. Must not upset the hive.

The DU Stepford Wives.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 05, 2013, 09:39:13 PM
Yeah, I think you are right about Cleita.   It's easy to get DUmmies confused. Even if they weren't drones before DU, the are now. Must not upset the hive.

The DU Stepford Wives.

The DUmmies are all the same the men, women, and even their young recruits. They're nothing but shells of people who could have been. They squandered their lives with hopes and dreams given to them. They've starved.

I should be a prophet or a wise man.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 05, 2013, 09:40:22 PM
The DUmmies are all the same the men, women, and even their young recruits. They're nothing but shells of people who could have been. They squandered their lives with hopes and dreams given to them. They've starved.

I should be a prophet or a wise man.

Amen and amen  :cheersmate:.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Dblhaul on February 05, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
The DUmmies are all the same the men, women, and even their young recruits. They're nothing but shells of people who could have been. They squandered their lives with hopes and dreams given to them. They've starved.

I should be a prophet or a wise man.

If only all of them would stop reproducing...
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 05, 2013, 10:08:47 PM
If only all of them would stop reproducing...

A plastic bag and duct tape does wonders.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 05, 2013, 11:27:29 PM
It could be true, but I like to think that our military men can identify a crazy moonbat.  Then again, the crazy dwarf is married to a military man.  We don't know the circumstances, though. It's possible he took a bullet for the  team.

No, not even coach would agree to take that bullet.

I'm pretty sure Mr. nadin was permanently addled during a long submerged patrol, during which the boat's oxygen sensor was miscalibrated.

A few months of oxygen starvation destroyed a lot of brain cells.

The entire crew was affected. Their commanding officer was forced to retire, and now hoards canned milk in San Diego.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: chitownchica on February 06, 2013, 12:01:43 AM
No, not even coach would agree to take that bullet.

I'm pretty sure Mr. nadin was permanently addled during a long submerged patrol, during which the boat's oxygen sensor was miscalibrated.

A few months of oxygen starvation destroyed a lot of brain cells.

The entire crew was affected. Their commanding officer was forced to retire, and now hoards canned milk in San Diego.

 :lmao:

There's taking one for the team, and then there's utter stupidity or brain damage.  Perhaps you are right about the oxygen on the boat.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: RobJohnson on February 06, 2013, 03:46:28 AM
Her husband can't get drunk enough to **** her, let alone having to worry about conception.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Karin on February 06, 2013, 08:45:09 AM
Amen to all the replies on this thread.

The OP:  "Get over it!!!!"  How full of yourself can you get, that you think we are clambering to have you reproduce?  That we are heart-broken, and must get over it, and move on? 

 
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: NHSparky on February 06, 2013, 08:51:48 AM
And the gene pool just got a little cleaner with that announcement.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 06, 2013, 09:40:22 AM
No sweat off my back you DUche. That simply means more opportunities for my kids. Quit making drama where there is none.   :ohnoes:
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: delilahmused on February 06, 2013, 01:18:02 PM
Like this kind of shit actually happens anymore. Is she living in the 19th century? Iran maybe?

Cindie
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: BattleHymn on February 06, 2013, 04:36:55 PM
Like this kind of shit actually happens anymore. Is she living in the 19th century? Iran maybe?

Cindie

Well now, the spousal unit and myself get asked that question quite a bit.  We are always gracious in our response, though, as some people might not understand that our 'right time' might not necessarily be what they think should be our 'right time'; Ecclesiastes 3, and all that.

That being said, if the Lady Liberty primitive looks anything like the photographs I have seen, I can understand why some might ask her if she's going to have children.  I'm sure it is a load off their minds when she snipes back a resolute 'NO!'. 

Originally, the primitive was going to walk from Springfield, MO, to somewhere in Washington state, in early September.  I think she got as far as eastern Kansas, or thereabouts. 

Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Boudicca on February 07, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Well now, the spousal unit and myself get asked that question quite a bit.  We are always gracious in our response, though, as some people might not understand that our 'right time' might not necessarily be what they think should be our 'right time'; Ecclesiastes 3, and all that.

That being said, if the Lady Liberty primitive looks anything like the photographs I have seen, I can understand why some might ask her if she's going to have children.  I'm sure it is a load off their minds when she snipes back a resolute 'NO!'. 

Originally, the primitive was going to walk from Springfield, MO, to somewhere in Washington state, in early September.  I think she got as far as eastern Kansas, or thereabouts. 

Oz called and wanted its Wicked Witch back.
Title: Re: Primitive won't have children, so shut up conservatives!
Post by: Airwolf on February 07, 2013, 10:37:10 PM
The more of you left leaning scum that don't have kids is the only positive thing about abortions I can see. Fewer of you around the better the country will be off.