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Title: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Maxiest on February 04, 2013, 04:01:36 PM
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Star Member Taverner (51,976 posts)

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Can we have an honest discussion about beautiful human bodies?
Seriously - if you mention this you are seen as either a pervert, sexist or a perverted sexist.

But some human bodies are just walking art. Beyonce, for example. Shakira, for another. And lest we leave out the boys, Ian Somerholder fits the bill.

Can we talk about how the curves in a woman's leg can be mesmorizing? Or how some men's chiseled abs can reduce some to monosyllabic responses?

Thing is, there is a delta where lust, beauty and art come together and make something that is more than the sum of its parts.

And EVERY human being does this.

Doesn't matter who you are, this zone - which is different for everyone - is a very tangible thing.

And there is nothing bad about that.

A jab at Tav?

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Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: franksolich on February 04, 2013, 04:03:23 PM
For some reason, when I think of "beautiful human bodies," the Taverner primitive's body is light-years away from what I'm thinking about.

I still think his skull got squeezed as he was coming out of the womb.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: ColonelCarrots on February 04, 2013, 04:07:23 PM
So I just started working out so remind me in 6 months when I'm beautiful to not post a picture where Tav can see it. I don't want him enjoying himself at my expense.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Big Dog on February 04, 2013, 07:04:11 PM
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Can we have an honest discussion about beautiful human bodies?
Seriously - if you mention this you are seen as either a pervert, sexist or a perverted sexist.

But some human bodies are just walking art. Beyonce, for example. Shakira, for another. And lest we leave out the boys, Ian Somerholder fits the bill.

Can we talk about how the curves in a woman's leg can be mesmorizing? Or how some men's chiseled abs can reduce some to monosyllabic responses?

Thing is, there is a delta where lust, beauty and art come together and make something that is more than the sum of its parts.

And EVERY human being does this.

Doesn't matter who you are, this zone - which is different for everyone - is a very tangible thing.

And there is nothing bad about that.

Still trying to get laid, and advertising that he swings both ways like a saloon door.

(http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/caffeine_cowboy_with_saloon_doors_stickers-p217697469094788452envb3_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Chris_ on February 04, 2013, 07:06:29 PM
Taverner's getting really desperate. 

Been watching DUmmies since 2005... I haven't seen "abs" on a single one of them.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Bad Dog on February 04, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
That boy would hump a wood pile on the chance their might be a mouse in there.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Big Dog on February 04, 2013, 07:35:37 PM
Taverner's getting really desperate. 

Been watching DUmmies since 2005... I haven't seen "abs" on a single one of them.

Oh, come on. You know CaliforniaPeggy looks like friggin' Fabio underneath those sweaters.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Karin on February 05, 2013, 10:05:28 AM
Anyone remember Tav's ode to fat girls?  He liked to see cellulite cascading down their thighs.  It was very, very weird. 
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2013, 10:08:16 AM
Still trying to get laid, and advertising that he swings both ways like a saloon door.

(http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/caffeine_cowboy_with_saloon_doors_stickers-p217697469094788452envb3_400.jpg)

Bisexuality doubles your chances of scoring I've been told......I guess if you don't score then you're twice as big a loser.
Title: Re: Tav loves dudes abs and wants honest discussion about it
Post by: Randy on February 05, 2013, 05:32:54 PM
Bisexuality doubles your chances of scoring I've been told......I guess if you don't score then you're twice as big a loser.

Yep, if nothing will screw you, well, you're ****ed so to speak. :-)