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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on February 02, 2013, 03:18:15 PM
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Another DUmmy trying to be clever and failing miserably.
Jamaal510 (2,316 posts)
My "You Might be a Republican" List
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but oppose welfare for people, you might be a Republican.
2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.
4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.
5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.
6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.
7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.
8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied abortions, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or voting being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.
10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.
11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.
12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.
13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.
14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.
15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.
16. If you believe that Global Warming is a hoax despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.
17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.
18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.
20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his elections legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.
Tell me what you think of this list, and feel free to add more!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022301120
They are so cute when they think they are capable of deep thoughts.
Most things on that list are pure BS and nothing but how they view us, not what we actually believe.
putitinD (225 posts)
1. if you can read this post, your probably not a republican
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putitinD (225 posts)
1. if you can read this post, your probably not a republicanIf you understand the stupidity of this post, you're probably a Republican.
There, fixed.
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18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
Oh, please. Do we really need to review what happened here, or are you just that stupid?
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putitinD (225 posts)
1. if you can read this post, your probably not a republican
If you confuse "your" and "you're", you're probably a DUmp democrat.
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Oh, please. Do we really need to review what happened here, or are you just that stupid?
They are just that stupid.
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If you fantasize about turning the United States into a third world shithole that lives under a red flag, you might be a DUmmy.
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putitinD (225 posts)
1. if you can read this post, your probably not a republican
:rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl:
DUmbass.
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If you confuse "your" and "you're", you're probably a DUmp democrat.
Hahaha! :hi5:
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If you understand the stupidity of this post, you're probably a Republican.
There, fixed.
:lol:
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Jamaal510 (2,316 posts)
2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
You DUmb****s don't want to criticize, you want to silence.
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Response in red.
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but oppose welfare for people, you might be a Republican.
How about Democrats? I am sure they support corporate welfare.
2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
Libtards complain about their free speech being trampled all the time. So quit your whining.
3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.
He was not the perfect choice, but better than Obama.
4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.
MSNBC is full of leftist hacks. FOX News has liberals too.
5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.
Source? Never heard of Eisenhower or Reagan increasing taxes.
6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.
Only crackpots would believe Sandy Hook is staged, along with 9/11, Apollo landing, etc. You got crackpots on your side who believe that.
7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.
Again, leftists like tyrannical government and they were the tyrants. Does, Nazis Germany, Fascist Italy, Maoist China, Soviet Union, and Khmer Rouge ring a bell?
8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
O'Reilly is not a Republican or conservative.
9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied abortions, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or voting being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.
Abortion and marriage are not rights. No one is being denied the right to vote regardless of income and race. We have to show ID card for other things. Why not voting.
10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.
We pay taxes to Social Security.
11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.
What does Christianity or any religion have to do with politics? Not all Christians are conservatives. Some Christians are quite liberal.
12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.
There are Democrats who make less than $250,000 a year. :wtf2:
13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.
Libtards do that all the time.
14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.
Never heard of a conservative who was a leech.
15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.
Universal health care is pro-death and failure awaiting. Death penalty is for scum of humanity. They do not compare.
16. If you believe that Global Warming is a hoax despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.
Earth's climate changes all the time. It is dynamic.
17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.
I know conservatives who like Sponge Bob.
18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
If the unions compromised, Hostess would still be in business. Also, union leaders make a lot of money.
19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.
Obama spent more than any other President in history.
20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his elections legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.
The 2000 Election should of never went to the courts.
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Response in red.
H5!!!!!
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8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
O'Reilly is not a Republican or conservative.
Truer word were never spoken.
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If you have four to five times a DUche's IQ and 100-1000 times their assets.
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If you have four to five times a DUche's IQ and 100-1000 times their assets.
Then you'd be queen of England.
I just know I'm gonna catch hell for this.
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Guys! I think I might be a Republican. What do I do? Stop, drop, and roll?
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Guys! I think I might be a Republican. What do I do? Stop, drop, and roll?
Do you support Ron Paul?
If not don't worry, you are a RINO, so you are good. :-)
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Guys! I think I might be a Republican. What do I do? Stop, drop, and roll?
Shhhh.
Don't move.
Look for wabbits.
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Do you support Ron Paul?
If not don't worry, you are a RINO, so you are good. :-)
I was almost swayed by his hypnotizing swirling whimsical illuminating flobbergingers. Then I met Teri and learned that shit is nuts.
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I was almost swayed by his hypnotizing swirling whimsical illuminating flobbergingers. Then I met Teri and learned that shit is nuts.
Odd that you mention that.
Earlier, I just happened to find "Teri's" introduction thread.
Couldn't quite figure out the strange H5/BS discrepancy.
Seemed OK, just looked odd. :???:
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Do you support Ron Paul?
If not don't worry, you are a RINO, so you are good. :-)
I'm not now, nor have I ever been a Paulbot. That being said, it seems that Rand Paul is the only person on Capitol Hill that has the nerve to tell obama where to stick it.
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I'm not now, nor have I ever been a Paulbot. That being said, it seems that Rand Paul is the only person on Capitol Hill that has the nerve to tell obama where to stick it.
Ted Cruz is getting there.
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Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort...
www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,64523.0.html