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Title: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: CG6468 on February 02, 2013, 12:19:26 PM
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Not as cute as Candice Swanepoel? You're not alone! Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
 
By BELLA BATTLE

Published: 01st February 2013

CANDICE Swanepoel is simply infuriating.

While the rest of us cough and stumble our way through winter, the world's fittest woman is looking bright-eyed and breathtaking in the Caribbean.

Almost too hot to function, she was snapped cavorting for the cameras in tiny swimwear this week.

And that sunkissed skin, pert rear and stunning face are enough to make a pasty Brit weep.

Most women will never look like her - and most men will never pull her.

Depressed yet? Don't be. Because things could be worse - you could look like this lot.

Banish those feelings of inadequacy and bask in the warm glow of knowing you'll never look this bad in the sand.

Yepers. It's bad to look at.   (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html#ixzz2JlbU1Luw)
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: seahorse513 on February 02, 2013, 12:27:53 PM
All I can say is major spork alert!!!
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Freeper on February 02, 2013, 01:05:48 PM
I may get 100000 bitch slaps for this, but I think the woman in the second picture, in the orange, is pretty.

Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Dori on February 02, 2013, 02:01:28 PM
 :bolt:

Dumb question here.  Why are so many men wearing bikini tops? 
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Freeper on February 02, 2013, 02:05:53 PM
:bolt:

Dumb question here.  Why are so many men wearing bikini tops? 

It was a DU meet up.

Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 02, 2013, 02:25:38 PM
It was a DU meet up.



Pool party to be exact.....don't ever go to a DUmmie pool party.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: debk on February 02, 2013, 03:02:13 PM
 :ohmy:



After looking at those pictures, I feel sooooo much better about my body image!!

From the neck down, I look closest to Candace.... except my boobiez are bigger!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: whiffleball on February 02, 2013, 03:18:45 PM


After looking at those pictures, I feel sooooo much better about my body image!!



Me as well.  Still I wouldn't have my pic taken in a swimsuit. 

Those anorexic women just look pathetic!   What an awful affliction.  I can't imagine being that thin and still seeing a fat person in the mirror.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 02, 2013, 03:22:50 PM
:bolt:

Dumb question here.  Why are so many men wearing bikini tops? 
That was my question as well. It IS a British paper, and cross dressing is more than a Monty Python sketch over there.

The more liberal a society, the more untreated mental illness spreads. This is just evidence of that fact.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: debk on February 02, 2013, 03:25:37 PM
Me as well.  Still I wouldn't have my pic taken in a swimsuit. 

Those anorexic women just look pathetic!   What an awful affliction.  I can't imagine being that thin and still seeing a fat person in the mirror.

I was always under 100lbs - usually between 92-97 until I got pregnant at 25. 2 summers in college, I gained weight working at summer camps, but lost it soon as I got home before going back to school. I did not have an eating disorder, I could eat whatever and however much I wanted. I'm 5'4" on a real tall day, but in pictures from back in high school and college, I looked like I was nothing but skin and bones. I look at those pictures now, and if I looked like that now, people would think I was very ill!!  :(
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: thundley4 on February 02, 2013, 03:59:58 PM
I kind of think that the model in the picture is too skinny.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2013, 04:16:05 PM
I think this is revenge for that thread Gina posted.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Skul on February 02, 2013, 05:23:26 PM
I got as far as #4, then went outside and bitchslapped the dog.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Wineslob on February 05, 2013, 01:21:00 PM
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From the neck down, I look closest to Candace.... except my boobiez are bigger!






*approves of this*
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Splashdown on February 05, 2013, 01:32:12 PM
:ohmy:



After looking at those pictures, I feel sooooo much better about my body image!!

From the neck down, I look closest to Candace.... except my boobiez are bigger!  :tongue:

:picsneeded:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 05, 2013, 01:53:42 PM
I may get 100000 bitch slaps for this, but I think the woman in the second picture, in the orange, is pretty.




Hi5 I agree! Bones are for the dog, meat is for the man. I don't see how someone can be attracted to a woman who looks like she just walked out of Auschwitz
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Chris_ on February 05, 2013, 01:55:28 PM
She looks like Rob Schneider with boobs.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Gina on February 05, 2013, 02:12:35 PM
Just had to make sure yall saw this  :rotf:

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/c11073_1664702a.jpg)
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2013, 02:36:06 PM
Just had to make sure yall saw this  :rotf:

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/c11073_1664702a.jpg)

Bitchslapped for no spork alert.

Day-um, girl.  :mad:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 06, 2013, 06:03:39 AM
Just had to make sure yall saw this  :rotf:

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/c11073_1664702a.jpg)

 I don't know what's sadder, this dude's manicured 'claws' to fit with his monster motif, or the pea hammock (calling it a banana hammock would be giving it WAY too much credit).  Between that and the very feminine blue headband holding back his hair, it's not hard to guess which team he bats for. All in all, its hard to figure out whether to  :lmao:  :rotf: or  :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: ChuckJ on February 06, 2013, 06:25:06 AM
I don't know what's sadder, this dude's manicured 'claws' to fit with his monster motif, or the pea hammock (calling it a banana hammock would be giving it WAY too much credit).  Between that and the very feminine blue headband holding back his hair, it's not hard to guess which team he bats for. All in all, its hard to figure out whether to  :lmao:  :rotf: or  :puke: :puke: :puke:

Bless his heart, I may be caucasian but that right there is a white boy. A few more minutes in the sun and he's sure to burst into flames.

Oh, and I kind of agree with Freep. I think she just didn't make the best choice in swimwear, and I'm not talking about the skimpiness of it.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Dacabeti on February 06, 2013, 08:05:17 AM
I can never un-see that.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: NHSparky on February 06, 2013, 08:32:05 AM
Thanks, Gina.  I will never be able to eat solid food again.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: debk on February 06, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
I don't know what's sadder, this dude's manicured 'claws' to fit with his monster motif, or the pea hammock (calling it a banana hammock would be giving it WAY too much credit).  Between that and the very feminine blue headband holding back his hair, it's not hard to guess which team he bats for. All in all, its hard to figure out whether to  :lmao:  :rotf: or  :puke: :puke: :puke:


I would just like to point out the similarity between the "claws" on his body, and the claws on his hands. Filed the same and almost the same color.

Fantasizing he's a dragon?

Gotta be a dummie...  :lmao:
Title: Re: What is seen, cannot be unseen, view at your own risk
Post by: EagleKeeper on February 06, 2013, 09:43:51 AM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,83576.0.html
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Splashdown on February 06, 2013, 10:02:28 AM

I would just like to point out the similarity between the "claws" on his body, and the claws on his hands. Filed the same and almost the same color.

Fantasizing he's a dragon?

Gotta be a dummie...  :lmao:

I imagine that's the "end result" that underground panther is heading toward.

 :mental:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Airwolf on February 06, 2013, 08:50:01 PM
So now we all know this seasons cast for "Survivor".
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: txradioguy on February 07, 2013, 03:09:11 AM
Yepers. It's bad to look at.   (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html#ixzz2JlbU1Luw)


:ohmy:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Gina on February 07, 2013, 04:56:14 AM
Thanks, Gina.  I will never be able to eat solid food again.

 :-)  and I never even noticed the fingernails.  The little black area was the only thing I saw. It's so funny!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: seahorse513 on February 07, 2013, 09:32:28 AM
:-)  and I never even noticed the fingernails.  The little black area was the only thing I saw. It's so funny!  :rotf:
I think it is wearing makeup too.....and the headband, What man do you know wears a stinking headband...unless they are in a sport(tennis, basketball)
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 07, 2013, 10:29:53 AM
:-)  and I never even noticed the fingernails.  The little black area was the only thing I saw. It's so funny!  :rotf:

Just wait until he dips it in that cold water.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: debk on February 07, 2013, 11:17:50 AM
Just wait until he dips it in that cold water.

the "dragon" becomes a seahorse?  :whistling:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on February 07, 2013, 12:18:47 PM




After looking at those pictures, I feel sooooo much better about my body image!!

From the neck down, I look closest to Candace.... except my boobiez are bigger!  :tongue:

Haha Prove it  :o
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: seahorse513 on February 07, 2013, 12:33:10 PM
the "dragon" becomes a seahorse?  :whistling:
Wait, what? NOOOOO!!!!!
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Wineslob on February 08, 2013, 09:33:02 AM
the "dragon" becomes a seahorsemonkey?  :whistling:
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Boudicca on February 08, 2013, 10:39:08 AM
Will no one think of the teddy bear who was crotchnapped? :panic:

I went, as did alot of you I suspect, to various nude beaches, gardens, lakes, etc. in Europe.  Let's just say there's a whole lotta flab out there.  And, NO, we never went nude.  We couldn't seem to shake our American prudishness, and thank God for that.  After two C-sections my tummy area definitely developed a pooch that wouldn't quit.  I USED to have a 24-inch waist and think it was too big.  Would love to go back and bitchslap myself for that idiocy.
Title: Re: Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
Post by: Wineslob on February 08, 2013, 02:42:16 PM
Will no one think of the teddy bear who was crotchnapped? :panic:

I went, as did alot of you I suspect, to various nude beaches, gardens, lakes, etc. in Europe.  Let's just say there's a whole lotta flab out there.  And, NO, we never went nude.  We couldn't seem to shake our American prudishness, and thank God for that.  After two C-sections my tummy area definitely developed a pooch that wouldn't quit.  I USED to have a 24-inch waist and think it was too big.  Would love to go back and bitchslap myself for that idiocy.



Heh, go to Kauai, or any of the Hawaiian Islands. It's REALLY easy to spot the Euro's.

 :panic: