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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on February 01, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
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I am sorry. I am a 12 and I do not look no where near this fluffy. Really? :???:
Mercedes, nicknamed MJ, said she's 'not ashamed of' her body which fluctuates between a size 8 to 10.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/31/article-2271465-174633B8000005DC-664_634x774.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-0-1679DD9F000005DC-253_634x858.jpg)
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I am sorry. I am a 12 and I do not look no where near this fluffy. Really? :???:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/31/article-2271465-174633B8000005DC-664_634x774.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-0-1679DD9F000005DC-253_634x858.jpg)
She is talking about how many Clydesdale's it takes to pull her fat ass off the couch.
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8 and 10 my ass, unless she is shopping at Torrid (http://www.torrid.com/torrid/Homepage.jsp).
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-0-1679DD9F000005DC-253_634x858.jpg)
Looks like she's having a bit of a wardrobe malfunction on her right side of that top.
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No way
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A tad chunky.
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A tad chunky.
I would't kick her out of bed.
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I would't kick her out of bed.
Seriously? Her nails alone would make me kick her out.
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If she's 4 feet tall, maybe.
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I would't kick her out of bed.
We know that you are less than choosey..............
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What nails?
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I am sorry. I am a 12 and I do not look no where near this fluffy. Really? :???:
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Without a suitable (no pun intended) picture it is impossible to make an objective comparison. Now a subjective assessment of the photos presented would be marginally fluffy but cellulite and stretch mark free. Not a ten nor a two bagger. :???:
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What nails?
I bet her voice is all "moster's wife" too. Gross
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What nails?
Toe or finger?
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The real shame is she's drinking Corona.
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By the way, who is this woman? I have never heard of her before.
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By the way, who is this woman? I have never heard of her before.
Dunno. But she's probably another dumbocrap liberal. Conservative ladies don't do these things.
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By the way, who is this woman? I have never heard of her before.
Gina likes trashy TV shows.
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Gina likes trashy TV shows.
Speaking of Gina, maybe we need a side by side- size 12 Gina and that chick. :-)
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Speaking of Gina, maybe we need a side by side- size 12 Gina and that chick. :-)
That would be the only fair way to judge. :-)
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You know how it is with women, they stuff a sixe 9 foot in a size 6 1/2 shoe.....same with clothes sometimes, they stuff a size 16 body in a size 10 dress, jeans or bikini.
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A blivet? (That's 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.)
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My spousal unit is just shy of being 5 feet tall, and the biggest size she's worn was a size 8. She never looked like this woman does.
This woman has let herself go far, far, beyond a size 8.
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Depends on stature. I can look bigger then a size 8 with chicken legs because I have thicker more muscular(and short) legs(not even 5'3"), but I wore an 8 mostly in my best, leanest shape(in recent years). Problem is someone can be a 10 and not be lean. they look like a flab machine out of clothes(which she isn't wearing a lot there), but are still small enough to wear a 10. I would say she could be having seen some Mestizo type women myself(since they are very diminutive in stature) but she's definitely not lean in any way ie she probably looks better in her size 8/10 jeans then she does in her size medium swimsuit which digs into her more fatty composition.
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My spousal unit is just shy of being 5 feet tall, and the biggest size she's worn was a size 8. She never looked like this woman does.
Mine's 5'2" with the same particulars.
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Ain't nothin wrong with chubby girls. Its about the only thing Sly Willy and I have in common.
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I've seen hot women that wear size 20. I've seen hot women that wear size 1.
I've seen hideous women that wear size 20. I've seen hideous women that were size 1.
Some women carry their weight better than others. Some carry their thinness better than others.
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^yeah that.
Bathing suit pics aren't very flattering when you're not a supermodel.
This girl is from a reality show - http://www.bravotv.com/shahs-of-sunset
Here she is in her professional photoshopped pic - http://www.bravotv.com/people/mercedes-mj-javid/bio
Yes, I watch sometimes. Don't judge ;-)
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^yeah that.
Bathing suit pics aren't very flattering when you're not a supermodel.
This girl is from a reality show - http://www.bravotv.com/shahs-of-sunset
Here she is in her professional photoshopped pic - http://www.bravotv.com/people/mercedes-mj-javid/bio
Yes, I watch sometimes. Don't judge ;-)
The photoshopped pic looks like a different person.
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Could be worse... could be Snooki.
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I wore a size 8 when I was born.
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The real shame is she's drinking Corona.
I love a guy that knows what is important. :cheersmate:
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I love a guy that knows what is important. :cheersmate:
I don't think this one is old enough to buy his own beer.
She's not unattractive, but she'll probably start looking like Helen Thomas soon.
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Could be worse... could be Snooki.
Or Honey Boo-Boo's mom. :puke:
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Or Honey Boo-Boo's mom. :puke:
I'd hit that... with a brick.
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Or Honey Boo-Boo's mom. :puke:
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/krangboo_zps3e0430e0.jpg)
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Looks like a 16 to me. I'm down to an 8-10, but still wouldn't have my photo taken in a swimsuit much less fully clothed. Somebody said upthread that not everyone looks like a model in a swimsuit.
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I wore an 8 at one and was too skinny, but I'm tall.
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I wore an 8 at one and was too skinny, but I'm tall.
I'm 5'7", but my middle section is not at all too thin. One thing I do notice when I'm down to this weight is that seats are sure harder on the rear.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/31/article-2271465-174633B8000005DC-664_634x774.jpg)
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I think 8/10 is the beer count needed to be in the area.. :cheersmate:
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I'm 5'7", but my middle section is not at all too thin. One thing I do notice when I'm down to this weight is that seats are sure harder on the rear.
LOL...no padding. I get colder too.
I just went to the link of that show. It's sorta like a Jersey Shore reality show with Iranians. They call themselves Persians, so they must be second generation Persians that came here when the Ayatollah took over Iran.
MJ is very short. She wears really high heels and she still looks short. So maybe she is a 10 when she should be about a 2/4.
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Looks like a pig in a potato field, but I can see how her dress size might belie her actual appearance, her hips look a lot narrower than you'd expect for someone packing that much flab everywhere else.
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That woman is the ugliest mofo!!!!
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I knew a girl when I was at Ft Campbell that wore a size 14 and never looked that big. She was 5'7-5'8 and looked as good as anyone. What ever that is it's not an 8 or 10 dress size on this planet
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How do they come up with womens sizes, anyway?
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How do they come up with womens sizes, anyway?
I think they use a dartboard or one of those lottery barrels.
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How do they come up with womens sizes, anyway?
My wife said if they want to sell a lot of dresses, they put a "size 8 tag on a size 12 dress".
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How do they come up with womens sizes, anyway?
No idea, but it seems like all jean makers use different criteria . My wife could buy 4 brands of jeans all supposedly the same size, 1 might fit, but the others might be too big or too small. WTF?
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No idea, but it seems like all jean makers use different criteria . My wife could buy 4 brands of jeans all supposedly the same size, 1 might fit, but the others might be too big or too small. WTF?
Part of that may be cut. A mid waist versus low versus boot cut versus skinny. Those all will fit differently and the closer for like a skinny jean is not as forgiving on any woman who is softer in the middle. Neither are the lower rise jeans I think style from season to season can dictate too the fit.
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Part of that may be cut. A mid waist versus low versus boot cut versus skinny. Those all will fit differently and the closer for like a skinny jean is not as forgiving on any woman who is softer in the middle. Neither are the lower rise jeans I think style from season to season can dictate too the fit.
She normally buys straight leg regular jeans, but it seems sizes vary from brand to brand. OTOH, with men's jeans I can buy almost any brand of the right size and they fit.
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^yeah that.
Bathing suit pics aren't very flattering when you're not a supermodel.
This girl is from a reality show - http://www.bravotv.com/shahs-of-sunset
Here she is in her professional photoshopped pic - http://www.bravotv.com/people/mercedes-mj-javid/bio
Yes, I watch sometimes. Don't judge ;-)
Being from Iran, My wife watches the Shah's of Sunset. They are shallow LA People whose recent ancestry just happen to be from Iran.
When this and other reality shows come on TV, I go back into my radio shack. My wife is into such shows.
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Being from Iran, My wife watches the Shah's of Sunset. They are shallow LA People whose recent ancestry just happen to be from Iran.
When this and other reality shows come on TV, I go back into my radio shack. My wife is into such shows.
Lo Angeles is a shallow place to begin with. It makes people shallow. :lmao:
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My mom works for HSN and usually she gets orders for size 20 pants for ladies... in petite. :mental:
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My mom works for HSN and usually she gets orders for size 20 pants for ladies... in petite. :mental:
Petite in that case has more to do with stature. I feel out on both sides of it. Petite are too short and feel like floods and regular seems to be made for women who are 5'7"(I assume regular is average and I don't recall that height being average for women. About 3 inches too tall actuall). I've had better luck with juniors but you have to get over vanity since the narrower cut thru the hips means a bigger size but the length seems to consider 15 year olds are still growing and would be about my height or just a little taller. Like I said though some things are unwearable due to cut or they have to be bought bigger. An 8 in a regular womans size can easily be an 11 in jrs world.
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The more expensive the clothes, the more "forgiving" the sizes. A 10 at Walmart could be a 2/4 at Saks. Designers aren't stupid, even though their clothes may be off the wall weird.
When clothes are purchased at Talbots or some similar type brand like Land's End, Eddie Bauer, etc, who were at one time almost exclusively mail order through catalog, the catalogs had in the middle a size chart. So many inches here, was one size, there another. Women measured their bust, waist, hips and it all correlated with a specific size. Petite pants had a 25-27" inseam, regulars were 29-30", longs were 32"+. Any woman under 5'2" was considered a "petite".
Now days, 5'4" is considered petite. But I'm not even sure that's right either.
I'm 5'4" and have such a hard time finding clothes to fit. I used to buy longs in pants, now I buy regulars and sometimes even petites for a skinny straight leg, and they are long enough in the stride. Regular dresses don't fit at all, and petites are too short in the sleeves and just don't fit properly. And I have no clue how tops are being sized anymore. I used to wear a small, now I'm anywhere from a medium to an XL in order to not have them skin tight through the chest, but then they are so huge through the shoulders and sleeves, and there is so much fabric I can't tuck it without looking like a pillow stuffed into the pants. :censored:
I think men's clothes are so easy to buy! I pick up stuff all the time for M and for my son. Waist is one size and match the length to it for pants, shirts all I have to do is match the neck/sleeve length or just the neck and the rest will fit. It's not fair!!! :bawl:
I think it also has to do with the fact that so many clothes are made in SE Asia, Phillipines, and China...all those people are midget size compared to many Americans.
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I think it also has to do with the fact that so many clothes are made in SE Asia, Phillipines, and China...all those people are midget size compared to many Americans.
Same thing with shoes. I can't find any EEE shoes that fit ANYWHERE.
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Same thing with shoes. I can't find any EEE shoes that fit ANYWHERE.
I wear size 12 EEEE so I can only wear loafers (don't remember manufacturer) or walking shoes........New Balance @ Zappos.
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Same thing with shoes. I can't find any EEE shoes that fit ANYWHERE.
I gave up buying shoes in malls decades ago. Zappo's (as JP has described) is one option, but there are others. If you need your shoes in a hurry, Zappo's will do it. Amazingly fast delivery.
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Same thing with shoes. I can't find any EEE shoes that fit ANYWHERE.
I have that problem with steel toed work boots. I have to buy shoes that are too big, because the steel part cramps my toes. I blame it on the fact that I hated wearing shoes when I was a kid.
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I take a 1 1/2 in kids, so no problem there>>> :-)..I just wish they made high heeled platforms!!!
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I also do not understand the damned sizes. EEE vs. EEEE vs. Extra Wide vs. Extra WideXXX, yadda, yadda, yadda...
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I also do not understand the damned sizes. EEE vs. EEEE vs. Extra Wide vs. Extra WideXXX, yadda, yadda, yadda...
At some point you just buy two pair, throw out the shoes and wear the boxes. :-)
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I would say she is an 18 or 20.
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I am sorry. I am a 12 and I do not look no where near this fluffy. Really? :???:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/31/article-2271465-174633B8000005DC-664_634x774.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-0-1679DD9F000005DC-253_634x858.jpg)
What is that thing? :???:
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Petite in that case has more to do with stature. I feel out on both sides of it. Petite are too short and feel like floods and regular seems to be made for women who are 5'7"(I assume regular is average and I don't recall that height being average for women. About 3 inches too tall actuall). I've had better luck with juniors but you have to get over vanity since the narrower cut thru the hips means a bigger size but the length seems to consider 15 year olds are still growing and would be about my height or just a little taller. Like I said though some things are unwearable due to cut or they have to be bought bigger. An 8 in a regular womans size can easily be an 11 in jrs world.
I am 5'6.5" I am just 1/2" shy of being 5'7" :bawl:
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I am 5'6.5" I am just 1/2" shy of being 5'7" :bawl:
You're as tall as me. Its not so bad.
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I am 5'6.5" I am just 1/2" shy of being 5'7" :bawl:
I'm a quarter inch shy of short;)
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I feel pretty good with 8" now.
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I feel pretty good with 8" now.
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h5
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I am 5'6.5" I am just 1/2" shy of being 5'7" :bawl:
I'm 5'7" and I was weighed at the doctor's office yesterday. Lets just say I'm doing a happy dance. :yahoo:
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I feel pretty good with 8" now.
Someone needs to put "Resident Pervert" under your screen name.
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I'm 5'7", but my middle section is not at all too thin. One thing I do notice when I'm down to this weight is that seats are sure harder on the rear.
I didn't get up to size 3 until I was 50. I've been sitting on pillows my whole life.
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Someone needs to put "Resident Pervert" under your screen name.
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I would't kick her out of bed.
That's cuz you'd have to more or less roll her out of bed. :popcorn:
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That's cuz you'd have to more or less roll her out of bed. :popcorn:
in flour :rimshot:
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in flour :rimshot:
No wet spots, please.
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in flour :rimshot:
well there is a mental image that is burned in forever.