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Title: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 02:41:25 PM
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raccoon (20,662 posts)

Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?


 

(OK, bear with me....)

It’s not that I think there’s anything morally wrong with it, it’s just that IMO, being a single parent is very hard.

Not only is it hard for practical reasons, but also economically. It’s often hard to get child support out of a non-custodial parent.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022290595

In other words why don't they just abort the clumps of cells?

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AngryAmish (19,324 posts)
1. half of the population has below 100 IQ...

Can't argue with that, 0bama won a second term.

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RevStPatrick (1,558 posts)
7. Well, first he puts his penis in her vagina...

...and he shakes it around a bit.
9 months later, the stork brings a baby.
Sometimes, the people who engage in that activity are not "married" and don't want to be.
Sometimes an "abortion" is not in the cards, for whatever reason.

Is there another alternative?

Adoption, spending the $1 for a condom, or keeping your clothes on. There are all kinds of alternatives.



Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: J P Sousa on January 31, 2013, 02:51:34 PM
Maybe they just want to be on government subsidies they are DUmmies after all;

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  And yet the rate of single motherhood has been steadily increasing over the past years. The recent statistics show that in 2011, out of approximately 11 million single-parent households in the U.S, more than 85% were headed by a female – sadly, the majority still live in poverty.
 
To help them cope with the brunt of single parenting, Uncle Sam extends financial help in the form of grants for single mothers that are granted on the basis of financial hardship. Qualified applicants are entitled to free access to basic necessities – food, medical care, shelter, education, etc.

http://singlemotherguide.com/grants-for-single-mothers/
 
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Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Jasonw560 on January 31, 2013, 03:05:46 PM

Adoption, spending the $1 for a condom, or keeping your clothes on. There are all kinds of alternatives.





Or the cheap birth control pill available.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Chris_ on January 31, 2013, 03:10:42 PM
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY!!!

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Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 03:29:14 PM
Or the cheap birth control pill available.

Now those are free.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Tucker on January 31, 2013, 05:18:04 PM
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AngryAmish (19,324 posts)
1. half of the population has below 100 IQ...

Ouch!!!!

AngryAmish is included in that group.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 31, 2013, 05:29:35 PM
Because they do the nasty knowing Uncle Sam will foot the bill for it.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2013, 05:32:48 PM
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Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?

Because otherwise hoodrats would be a rare species.

How many hoodrats did not begin life as a bastard baby?
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: thundley4 on January 31, 2013, 05:38:38 PM
Because otherwise hoodrats would be a rare species.

How many hoodrats did not begin life as a bastard baby?

You should apply for government funding and do a study on that.  How many convicts that are in prison came from single parent homes versus two parent homes.  A subsection of that could be done on gang members.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2013, 05:59:20 PM
You should apply for government funding and do a study on that.  How many convicts that are in prison came from single parent homes versus two parent homes.  A subsection of that could be done on gang members.
What would the crime rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. budget deficit be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. unemployment rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Tucker on January 31, 2013, 06:00:55 PM
What would the crime rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. budget deficit be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. unemployment rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?

There would be no King obama if there were no baby mamas.

Vanilla kind.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 31, 2013, 07:27:02 PM
...spending the $1 for a condom,...

One dollar?!?  NO WAY!!!  From what Sandra Fluke said, those things have to be at least thirty bucks apiece!

 :panic:
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 31, 2013, 07:50:26 PM
Ouch!!!!

AngryAmish is included in that group.

He promises to get his score up over 50 next go around.  Said he'll study real hard.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 31, 2013, 07:52:21 PM
What would the crime rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. budget deficit be if there were no "baby mamas"?

What would the U.S. unemployment rate be if there were no "baby mamas"?
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Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: YA on January 31, 2013, 08:00:50 PM
Marriage is a huge financial risk for men. The odds of divorce are high is a few years of marriage worth half your shht?? Guess it depends on how successful you are.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Freeper on January 31, 2013, 08:05:33 PM
Marriage is a huge financial risk for men. The odds of divorce are high is a few years of marriage worth half your shht?? Guess it depends on how successful you are.

In my case the joke would be on my wife. Half of nothing is nothing.  :-)
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2013, 08:23:19 PM
Marriage is a huge financial risk for men. The odds of divorce are high is a few years of marriage worth half your shht?? Guess it depends on how successful you are.
So it makes more sense to pop out fatherless bastard every few months.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: Tucker on January 31, 2013, 08:34:36 PM
So it makes more sense to pop out fatherless bastard every few months.

Look at the fat little kid that everyone is ga-ga and poo-pooing about. Her fat ugly mother has 6 kids by 6 different men. You know that the fat, ugly woman is making money for being a tramp.

I can't think of her kids idiotic name at the moment.
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 01, 2013, 04:11:20 AM
Look at the fat little kid that everyone is ga-ga and poo-pooing about. Her fat ugly mother has 6 kids by 6 different men. You know that the fat, ugly woman is making money for being a tramp.

I can't think of her kids idiotic name at the moment.

I think that you're referring to 'Honey Boo Boo.'  Yeah, she's a real boo boo, alright.

Waaay back when, if I thought that my wife and I would have wound up getting a divorce, we never would have been married in the first place.  Why do that to yourselves--or another person?
Title: Re: Why do people have kids with their boyfriends/girlfriends?
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on February 01, 2013, 05:28:56 AM
One dollar?!?  NO WAY!!!  From what Sandra Fluke said, those things have to be at least thirty bucks apiece!

 :panic:


HAha...that better be a decent POA for $30  :lmao: