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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on January 30, 2013, 03:58:53 PM
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Want more sex fellows....then do less house work. :-)
http://t.healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/for-married-men-does-more-housework-mean-less-sex-1
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It's the opposite in my house. The more you do the more you get.
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I do tons of housework and get about the same. I would hate to see if I didn't do any.
BTW, I was at the DUmp a few minutes ago and they posted the story also.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/122814995
Oh actually twice:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022285143
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I do tons of housework and get about the same. I would hate to see if I didn't do any.
BTW, I was at the DUmp a few minutes ago and they posted the story also.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/122814995
Oh actually twice:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022285143
From the pictures we've seen, no one in a DUmmie household does house work. Maybe that's why so many DUmmies are homosexual.
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It's the opposite in my house. The more you do the more you get.
How clean do you want your floors? Laundry need washing? How 'bout the car? O-) :fuelfire: :whistling:
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I think the fight started when I stated when I began to detail the canister set.... :whistling:
Or maybe it was polishing the aluminum pressure cooker? Never put that stuff in a dishwasher gents, it comes out all dull gray. However, a few minutes with the buffer ( I like my 7424 6" Porter Cable, but, any decent buffer should work) and it will look good as new. Ditto with the cookie sheets, baking tins, and cast iron. They need to have a sheen of oil or they rust to beat the dickens. Probably shouldn't use regular rubbing compound either, baking soda or cream of tarter and white vinegar seems to work well.
But after a day as a dynamo in the kitchen lets just say one can be left limp as a dish rag. :popcorn:
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How clean do you want your floors? Laundry need washing? How 'bout the car? O-) :fuelfire: :whistling:
I wash my own car but the rest you can do and you will be rewarded.
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If the opportunity to make love has so many stipulations connected to it, one might as well just go find a hooker. The arrangement is more honest that way. :-)
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If the opportunity to make love has so many stipulations connected to it, one might as well just go find a hooker. The arrangement is more honest that way. :-)
I'm fairly confident that I would be better than a hooker.
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I'm fairly confident that I would be better than a hooker.
H^5
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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My wife says there is nothing sexier than a man who does housework.
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My wife says there is nothing sexier than a man who does housework.
Does it actually work or does she just say that to get you to do housework?
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Does it actually work or does she just say that to get you to do housework?
I will it put it this way, she is pregnant. :-)
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I will it put it this way, she is pregnant. :-)
H^5
My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).
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H^5
My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).
We both work so we both do household chores.
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We both work so we both do household chores.
My wife mainly works weekends so, I do some of the housework then...unless there is something that needs to be done outside. :-)
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H^5
My wife only says thank you when I do housework so, I quit doing any unless I directly benefit from it. :-).
Best thing you can do, is get out of the way. You aren't gonna do it right anyway :whatever: so just be on call to reach the stuff that is up high, and all is well. :-)
Just make sure to notice when it is done and how awesome it looks.
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When I watch my husband doing man things, like digging the pond, building a deck, working on his truck, taking down a wall, etc. it's a huge turn on. Him doing housework is in a different category called "awww he helped me and I didn't have to ask". A totally different type of turn on.
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When I watch my husband doing man things, like digging the pond, building a deck, working on his truck, taking down a wall, etc. it's a huge turn on. Him doing housework is in a different category called "awww he helped me and I didn't have to ask". A totally different type of turn on.
You damned women are just too damned complicated. :-)
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You damned women are just too damned complicated. :-)
I swear, I'll say it again, I need to do a "Dear BEG" thread. "My wife said or did this, tell me why and what does it means." I'll have to think of some sort of payment for my services though. :whistling:
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You damned women are just too damned complicated. :-)
And then the fight started.
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What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.
My fiancee is OCD, and can't stand the thought of one of my chest hairs falling on the dishes.
Once she found one of my body hairs in something I cooked and wouldn't eat another bite on her plate or the leftovers.
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What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.
My fiancee is OCD, and can't stand the thought of one of my chest hairs falling on the dishes.
Once she found one of my body hairs in something I cooked and wouldn't eat another bite on her plate or the leftovers.
Every time she askes you to do something plant body hairs around whatever chore you are doing. Then you will never have to bother with household chores the rest of your life.
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What I do when I don't want to do house chores, like cleaning dishes, is by doing them naked.
Reminds me of Jerry's nudist girlfriend trying to open the jar. :rofl:
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Every time she askes you to do something plant body hairs around whatever chore you are doing. Then you will never have to bother with household chores the rest of your life.
Thank you "Dear BEG."
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My wife expects me to, since I am off on Mondays. I do it if I feel like it. Her arms aren't broken.
She bitches me out for not putting my dishes in the sink, yet leaves hers everywhere.
When she leaves hers out, they stay there until she puts them up, or they stink. Then she puts them up.
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My wife expects me to, since I am off on Mondays. I do it if I feel like it. Her arms aren't broken.
She bitches me out for not putting my dishes in the sink, yet leaves hers everywhere.
When she leaves hers out, they stay there until she puts them up, or they stink. Then she puts them up.
Divorce her.
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Divorce her.
"Dear BEG" has struck again.
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"Dear BEG" has struck again.
:-)
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:-)
BEG has found her calling. :rotf: :rotf:
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I do not do housework. I don't do the dishes, and I don't do laundry.
Anything that needs adjusted or fixed, or the lawn or basically outside I do. If my girlfriend needs her car worked on or washed I do. I rinse my dishes off and put them in the sink which to me is close enough to the dishwasher. My clothes go on the floor if I miss the basket. She has to bend over to pick them up so what is the difference between in tor out of the basket?
She sells Pure Romance so basically works 4 to 8 hours a week. She does take the kids around to their activities. She has the time to do housework so it's her responsibility. I work 50-60 hours a week plus always have something to do around the place on the weekends. IF my socks want to be cleaned that bad they can walk themselves to the basket.
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Want more sex fellows....then do less house work. :-)
http://t.healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/for-married-men-does-more-housework-mean-less-sex-1
Not possible for me to do less. :whistling:
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Not possible for me to do less. :whistling:
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Me too...... :whistling:
Does cutting the grass and cursing the stopped up toilet count as house work?
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:-)
Dear Beg,
Which is better with a glass of Courvoisier, wild strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar, chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream, or Lindt truffles?
/z
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I do not do housework. I don't do the dishes, and I don't do laundry.
Anything that needs adjusted or fixed, or the lawn or basically outside I do. If my girlfriend needs her car worked on or washed I do. I rinse my dishes off and put them in the sink which to me is close enough to the dishwasher. My clothes go on the floor if I miss the basket. She has to bend over to pick them up so what is the difference between in tor out of the basket?
She sells Pure Romance so basically works 4 to 8 hours a week. She does take the kids around to their activities. She has the time to do housework so it's her responsibility. I work 50-60 hours a week plus always have something to do around the place on the weekends. IF my socks want to be cleaned that bad they can walk themselves to the basket.
Didn't I read that you are an engineer? Doesn't really matter, but my other half is one and he looks at the dishwasher and laundry exactly the same way!
I have to admit, in the last month he has gotten better about helping around the house. He works from home. I not only work from home, but I also work 29-32 hours a week away from home. Me not washing his clothes or cleaning up the kitchen finally knocked it in to his head - not to mention a wee bit of a redhead tantrum from me - made him realize that he needed to help out.
Cleaning the bathrooms, or vacuuming is still not processing though. :( On the other hand, changing the cat boxes is happening. :yahoo:
What's "Pure Romance"?
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Dear Beg,
Which is better with a glass of Courvoisier, wild strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar, chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream, or Lindt truffles?
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My Dearest Z,
Based purely on personal preference, I say chocolate covered strawberries with sour cream.
Yours truly,
BEG
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Didn't I read that you are an engineer? Doesn't really matter, but my other half is one and he looks at the dishwasher and laundry exactly the same way!
I have to admit, in the last month he has gotten better about helping around the house. He works from home. I not only work from home, but I also work 29-32 hours a week away from home. Me not washing his clothes or cleaning up the kitchen finally knocked it in to his head - not to mention a wee bit of a redhead tantrum from me - made him realize that he needed to help out.
Cleaning the bathrooms, or vacuuming is still not processing though. :( On the other hand, changing the cat boxes is happening. :yahoo:
What's "Pure Romance"?
Yes I am an Engineer, but I Manager Field Service teams in the North, Central and South America's.
PM sent about PR.
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so just be on call to reach the stuff that is up high, and all is well. :-)
Isn't that pretty much anything above the stovetop for you? :fuelfire: :tongue: :-)
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Dear Beg.
I haven't done house work in 3 months...never got laid.
Then i cleaned EVERYTHING and my place is Sparkling...and still no luck.
What does a guy have to do? get married or something?
Sincerely, a friend of Mr Mannn's (who is not in any way Mr Mannn).
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Dear Beg.
I haven't done house work in 3 months...never got laid.
Then i cleaned EVERYTHING and my place is Sparkling...and still no luck.
What does a guy have to do? get married or something?
Sincerely, a friend of Mr Mannn's (who is not in any way Mr Mannn).
My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,
Are you rather unfortunate looking?
Please respond ASAP.
Your friend,
BEG
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Dear BEG,
My friend has the same problem as Mr. Mann's friend. :-)
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Dear BEG,
My friend has the same problem as Mr. Mann's friend. :-)
My Dear Conservative Libertarian,
If this is truly about your friend, I can not help him. If you are writting about yourself...come over here.
Faithfully yours,
BEG
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My Dear Conservative Libertarian,
If this is truly about your friend, I can not help him. If you are writting about yourself...come over here.
Faithfully yours,
BEG
H^5 :lmao:
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My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,
Are you rather unfortunate looking?
Please respond ASAP.
Your friend,
BEG
Um, no. He is ruggedly good looking. Not as handsome as the great Mr Mannn (world famous hunk), but my friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) is pretty sharp in the looks department.
I suggested he spill some Pepsi and leave the door open. A supermodel is bound to stop by, compulsively clean the spill, and be overcome with passion. But he says there are no supermodels in his complex.
darn. shot down again.
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My Dearest Mr Mannn's friend,
Are you rather unfortunate looking?
Please respond ASAP.
Your friend,
BEG
:lmao:
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Um, no. He is ruggedly good looking. Not as handsome as the great Mr Mannn (world famous hunk), but my friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) is pretty sharp in the looks department.
I suggested he spill some Pepsi and leave the door open. A supermodel is bound to stop by, compulsively clean the spill, and be overcome with passion. But he says there are no supermodels in his complex.
darn. shot down again.
My Dearest Mr. Mannn,
Do you, I mean your friend, stutter?
Your buddy,
BEG
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My Dearest Mr. Mannn,
Do you, I mean your friend, stutter?
Your buddy,
BEG
N, No. My friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) has no speech impediments.
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N, No. My friend (who is not in any way Mr Mannn) has no speech impediments.
Dear Mr. Mannn (who in no way resembles the person we are talking about),
Does your friend have body odor?
Faithfully yours,
BEG
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Dear Mr. Mannn (who in no way resembles the person we are talking about),
Does your friend have body odor?
Faithfully yours,
BEG
No! I have never noticed an "air about him." Its pretty safe to assume my friend (who is most definitely not Mr Mannn) bathes every day.
Maybe if my friend could leave sammich makings around the kitchen, passing supermodels will be compelled to enter and make sammiches. Its like a genetic thing, right?
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No! I have never noticed an "air about him." Its pretty safe to assume my friend (who is most definitely not Mr Mannn) bathes every day.
Maybe if my friend could leave sammich makings around the kitchen, passing supermodels will be compelled to enter and make sammiches. Its like a genetic thing, right?
Dear Mr. Mannn,
I'm afraid I must see you at once, to discuss "your friend".
BEG
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Dear Mr. Mannn,
I'm afraid I must see you at once, to discuss "your friend".
BEG
Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)
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Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Your place or mine? (eats a Tic Tac)
Mine, I just washed the sheets.
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Mine, I just washed the sheets.
Please keep the webcam on. :-)
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Mine, I just washed the sheets.
Wait...Washing sheets. That's a domestic chore! The OP is TRUE! :yahoo: :yahoo: