The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 29, 2013, 09:08:24 PM
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Step 1: On the way to the truck pour yourself a coffee and retrieve a blueberry muffin from the continental breakfast buffet
Step 2: Juggle your jacket, the coffee and the muffin as you attempt to unlock the driver side door to the truck
Step 3: Upon realizing the door lock is stuck, set the coffee and the muffin on the hood of the truck
Step 4: At the sound of the "plop" retrieve the muffin from the snow
Step 5: Open the truck door and set the coffee inside the cup holder then throw your jacket across the cab, spilling your coffee
Step 6: Set the muffin on the hood and retrieve the snow scraper from the cab of the truck
Step 7: Slam the truck door in disgust, catching a face full of snowy powder.
Step 8: Retrieve the muffin from the snow again
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You are now ready to start the truck.
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Bad morning?
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Bad morning?
Just a tad.
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It was 50º here this morning. I went to work in short sleeves.
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Sorry. But, it made me laugh. I got about four inches of powder dumped on my head and down my neck yesterday morning trying to duck the branches to get to my car. Couldn't give them a flick with my hand before going underneath them because I was carrying things that I needed at work.
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It was in the seventies today :tongue:
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It's gonna be -5 tomorrow morning with a -20 windchill.
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My friend recently moved to Iowa and said the same thing.
He was going to take a picture of his thermometer outside but it was so cold his phone would not work.